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Up Coming Runs

Date:29/05/2016
Run 1348
Hares: Inspect'er Chim
Date:05/06/2016
Run 1349
Hares: Hares wanted
Date:12/06/2016
Run 1350
Hares: Sore Arse, Ms. Bean, Paddy Fag
Date:19/06/2016
Run 1351
Hares: Hares wanted

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Hash in VietNam

Next Saigon Hash Run 1348 Dong Nai, 29th May 2016

Inspect'er Chim Digs Deep
After giving this hash lots of thought and dedication Inspect'Er Chim wants to reward the hash, should he go missing, with a hash that will go down in history. Not surprising he has asked Free Licks and Stevie Blunder to help him in this endeavour. 


The hash will excite you but for extra protection we recommend covering parts of your body you care for most.

The hash will take you along and at times through the Thao River in the  Đồng Nai area.

Make sure you are at the  Caravelle hotel (D1) on time , to claim your seat on the bus. The bus will depart, as usual, at 14:00 (2 pm) sharp. There will be a pickup in District 2 at the usual places.
 

You are very WELCOME to join us on the Saigon Hash, this Sunday....................... Chào mừng bạn đến với Saigon Hash, vào chủ nhật này….




 or  send an email to:  saigonmmc@gmail.com

You should note that the second time you come to the Hash, it is free and you don't need to pay.
 
 Disclaimer: scroll down on this home page!

Saigon Hash cleans up (parts of) Saigon

A group of early bird Saigon hashers cleaned up a streets and parks in Districts 1 and 4, in cooperation with "Clean Up Vietnam.


Weekly News Letter

The Saigon Hash sends out a weekly News Letter with the latest available information. 
If you want to subscribe, please send an email to saigonmmc@gmail.com

Emergency phone numbers

For on the Hash, if you ever get lost:

If, despite the best efforts of the hares, you lost the way and can no longer find any paper, call one of the following numbers:

0913 435 134 (F#*kcoffee)
0903 351 462 (Paddy Fag)
0938 966 396 (Sh. House)
0126 786 2068 (Stevie Blunder)

0902 917 227 (Ms. Nghia - bus crew)

Ask to use the phone of a villager if you did not bring your own.
We will try to find you and take you back to the bus. 


(Copy these numbers into your phone and/or write them down).

Are you a Movie Star?

Haberdash

Don't forget to bring some extra Dong with you on the hash bus to buy some goodies from our hash store.
We have an extensive collection of high quality running shorts, singlets, shirts, moneybelts stubby coolers, caps, sarongs and other sensational Hash memorabilia all meticulously designed to suit the Vietnam tropical climate.


Saigon Harriettes' Runs

The Saigon Harriettes usually run on the First F#$@%ng Friday of each month. 
Next run will be on ????.
     Details on their runs can be found under Hash Events,
     click on Harriettes' runs on Fridays.


 

The MMC for 2016



Saigon Hash Awards 2015

The three most coveted Hash awards of 2015:

 Hasher of the Year 2015:                     Tinky Winky
 VN Hasher of the year:   Mini Crumpet
  Hareset of the year:       Paddy Fag

Disclaimer

By participating in any activity organized by the Saigon Hash House Harriers (SH3), and realizing that Hash running may be hazardous to yourself, to small children, family pets, marriages, buildings, parked as well as some moving vehicles, trees, plants, and vegetables, you shall not hold the SH3, nor its mismanagement committee, nor any organizer of a Hash event, responsible for injuries incurred before, during or after the Hash (in other words NEVER) due to your ability, or lack thereof, illness, dehydration, lack of sleep, sickness related to overconsumption of amber fluid, injury or death.
 
Furthermore, and this applies especially to some Danish Hashers, you will not hold SH3 responsible for being lost on a trail, even if the trail is so horribly laid that a bloodhound chasing could n’t find the true trail to save its own life, and even though the trail is so long that a marathon runner winces when thinking about running such distances, and even though there is so much shiggy on the trail that an alligator would feel at home, and even though conditions are so wet that a fish would drown, and even though the whole course could have been short-cut by walking 100 yards across the park, you shall not bicker, complain or whine incessantly, otherwise you can expect to be seated on ice and to be named or renamed in a most heinous way as to cause ridicule upon yourself at the mere whisper of the name.

For Hares

Difficulties finding a good runsite? Check out the SaigonHashMap.

Once you found a good location and know the starting point, inform the bus crew at least a week in advance. Best is to send a description and the coordinates of the starting point to the email of Ms. Nghia at nhatngandt@gmail.com. You can also call Ms. Nghia, or text her, on 0902 917 227.
For more info on how to prepare as a Hare, click on Hare instructions.

Run statistics

The Saigon Hash religeously records all your runs and haresets. Details can be found by clicking on the little foot marked Hash Stats, at the top of the home page.
In the search box, just type the first few letters of your Hash name, then click "Search" and your data will come up.


Run 1347 The FANTASTIC run

Date: 22/05/2016 Location: Binh Duong
Hares:

Running Hares: Broken Seal, Sake Sucker
Walking Hare: Koffie Moffie

Today HASHERS were treat to a fantastic in Binh Duong, through the country Roads, shaded areas, canals and riverside following the paper as usual.  A known trail and there was a beer stop, only the beer was not just cool enough to be drunk, but welcomed by all.  WE were also lucky with the weather, thinking it would start to rain, but that didn’t happen, but the trail was enjoyed.


Report:

General Erection gave the run report and said it was a fantastic run with good weather and a beer stop, followed by a score of 8.  

Short Stump said the walk was good, despite the hare getting lost and of course the beer stop made him happy with a score of 8.

Overall Score = 8.  
 
Virgins, visitors and returnees.
There were no virgins to welcome to the HASH this week, so Ball Cock welcomed back the returnees and visitors: Short Stump; Hieu; Garbage Man; Vy Vy and Leaver Her Alone.
 

Charges:

  • ​Jack Off charged Short Stump for not wearing a HASH T-Shirt and then put him on the ice along withLeave Her Alone and THi, also not wearing HASH tops – FASHION ABUSE!!!
  • Broken Seal Charged Sake Sucker for leading the bus astray in the wrong direction.  He was placed on the ice too.
  • Meatsickle charged Nut Surfer, after having been drinking in Bui Vien the night before, Nut Surfer saw a lady selling LONLEY PLANET books and asked for a book of Hungary. The lady told her she had none because: “This Is Asia!”  Nut Surfer went on to ask for a book of the Netherlands.  Did the lady not just tell her she was in ASIA?
  • Short Stump charged Creamy Tulips for doing sensual stretches after the trail and sitting down in the circle.
  • Sexy Eyes charged Meatsickle for picking up a long piece of grass and using it to poke and tickle her and other HASHERS.  
  • Jack Off charged Sake Sucker for going to Vung Tau to do a reccie with Inspect ‘Er Chim, but not dragging him to the HASH, because he was too tired.
  • Miss Saigon returned after being lost on the trail, so he was sent to the ice for a cooling down and the running hares were iced too.
  • Sore Arse charged the HASHERS still wearing hats after being told by the Religious Adviser they weren’t allowed.  Some people just don’t listen, but this is the HASH!
  • Meatsickle charged Nha Trang HASHERS for only having two blobs of paper on checking trails as opposed to three in Saigon, just to confuse the HASHERS.
  • Jack Off charged the Vietnamese for coming to the HASH – Isn’t this what we want?  But on this day, they should have been voting for their leader for Election Day. 
  • I Choked Linda Lovelace charged the Canadians, because the Canadian leader of Parliament manhandled the opposition – shocking!
  • Jack Off continued his charge for the Canadians, because a Canadian runs the Bank of England, only this person keeps a very low profile.
  • Meatsickle charged the British, because a British painter painted pictures of cows 2 metres by 2 metres to file among their beautiful.
  • Sore Arse charged Double Grinder and her friend for having a private conversation in the circle.
  • Short Stump charged Nhi for wearing Nike shoes with the Nike sign being misshaped.
Sore Arse