Run #1017 on Sunday, 14th March 2010

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The Ides of March Run

(Toga! Toga! Toga!)

Run #1017 on Sunday 14th March 2010

Hares: Pencillus Diquous, Knobbus Quackus

Location: Long Thanh, 11 kms down the Vung Tau Highway, left and in 10 kms or so.

Being the Ides of March, this will be a TOGA run.

The Hash Bus departs the Caravelle Hotel at 2:00 pm sharp every Sunday, rain, hail, snow or shine.

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Recent Run Reports

#1015 - The Lost Hare Run
Hash Scribe:Basil Thrush

"A different (better) bus greeted Hashers at the Caravelle. The inside was certainly an improvement,but the bus driver didn’t seem at all happy. We headed out towards District 12 where we’d been about 6 months ago. A brief briefing then we dodged motorbikes and jumped on board the cross-canal ferry. On the other side another brief briefing before the runners took off led by hares Trigger and Comes In Style and the walkers strolled away with Tall Red and virgin hare Blendina. The trail took us along leafy lanes, torrid tracks in the sun, between ponds of water lilies and perambulating paths. It was hot! Runners crossed the walkers a few times and each time the walkers’numbers swelled. But towards the end things started to unravel. The walkers came to a..."(read the rest).

#1014 - Back To The Full Moon Run
Hash Scribe:Pencil Dick

"An unbelievably huge crowd turned up at the Caravelle for our first full moon run in over six months. Somehow, we managed to cram everybody into the bus, but it was a tight squeeze (which pretty well described Street Peddler by the end of the evening). Luckily, Mrs Nghia had turned up with the big bus after all. The beer was still a worry, though. After traversing a maze of dark, unlit roads in District 2 just off the Cat Lai road, the bus reached the assigned start point. Once lone Hare Pencil waffled through the run briefing, told the walkers that they were on their own (although he left his little yellow buddy with Street Peddler) and the pack was off, stampeding through the darkness in search of the elusive blobs of flour. In a surprise move, Basil Thrush experienced an attack of ... "(read the rest).

#1013 - The Crouching Chicken, Hidden Tiger Run
Hash Scribe:Basil Thrush

"Where do I start? It was an incident filled run from before the start to after the finish. With the Hares arrested while setting the trail on Saturday, our Hash bus sporting a broken side window, no GM or Ass.GM in attendance we set of from the Caravelle in a comfortably full bus and headed South West along the new highway that parallels a totally polluted canal. Now remember, every time in the past 3 years that we’ve headed South West there’ve been problems. We arrived at the start point followed in a car by Tall Red, Sheep Sub, Street Peddler, a virgin and Lucky the dog. Before the briefing could get underway, one of the visitors, Silent But Deadly was struck in the back of the head with a sizeable lump of... "(read the rest).

#1012 - The Gispert Memorial Tet-a-thon
Hash Scribe:Pencil Dick

"Tet-a-thon 2010Nearly twenty Hashers gathered at Wayne's Texas BBQ for the annual Saigon Hash Tet-a-thon, an event originally organized by Super Slag and now in the shaky hands of Pencil Dick. Being the Lunar New Year holiday, the faithful bus crew get the week off while the rest of the pack enjoys the only time of the year when we can have a decent city run. This year, hares Pencil Dick and Tet-a-thon Hash Circle Big Mac managed to totally befuddle the pack before the run even started by announcing that they were already at the finish and would now be ferried by taxi to the real start. Ten minutes later, we were assembled at Wayne's Texas BBQ (the other one) for the run briefing. "Checks blah blah blah flour blah blah and don't pet the cocks," pontificated PD before the runners set off in a cloud of dust and tourists in search of the trail. The flour led the pack through a park, down back streets and alleys, past fighting cocks... "(read the rest).

#1011 - 'The How Much is That Doggy In The Brothel Run
Hash Scribe:Basil Thrush

"The one hour trip to the run site was most enjoyable thanks to a DVD of the 1000 Run which was screened on the bus. It revived many funny memories and brought to mind just what a great weekend it was. If there is any criticism of the DVD it was too short! We missed the Friday fun and the Sunday Liver Cleansing run, but it was still a very amusing diversion. We piled off the bus as a train roared past and Two Dicks gave the briefing. Then we headed off into the smelly trail between pig sheds. In fact, if you can believe Stray Pussy, it was putrid to the point of... "(read the rest).

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- Receding Hareline -

If you would like to assist on a future run, please email our
Hare Raiser Big Mac (bigmacnh3 AT gmail DOT com)

We're always looking for volunteers to help set runs. If you've never set a run before, fear not! We can set you up with:

  • An experienced Hare to assist you
  • A GPS
  • Suggestions for good Hashing countryside
  • Copious quantities of shreddie
  • Our very own Hare manual, Guidelines for Setting a Run
  • Hare Fare subsidy and a free run
  • For virgin Hares, a really sexy red Hare Shirt

Hares, please let the Hare Raisers and the Hash Geek have the following information as early as possible before the run:

  • location/start of the run (to make it easier for the bus people)
  • Hares' contact number(s)
  • a run title is a good idea too. Otherwise, you get a randomly generated* one.

- Upcoming Runs -
 

Date Run & Hares

 

Run #1018
21st March
 

 

The St Patrick's Day Run
Hares: Paddy Fag and his leprechauns
Wear your Paddy Fag shirt or something green

 

Run #1019
28th March
 

 

*The Free Sex Run
Hares: Lost Our Seoul, You Licker, Phuc My Not Happy, Sexercise
Location: unknown

 

Run #1020
4th April
 

 

The Easter Run
Hares: Two Dicks, General Erection
Location: unknown

 

Run #1021
11th April
 

 

The One Lump Or Two Run
Hares: Fukoffee
Location: unknown

 

Run #1022
4th April
 

 

The Dregs Of Saigon Run
Hares: Jack Off, Doggy Style (TBC)
Location: unknown

 

Run #1023
4th April
 

 

The ANZAC Day Run
Hares: Aussie Mafia
Location: unknown

  

- New to Hashing? -

Mud, sweat and beersIf you've never hashed before, you'll find the Saigon Hash a great way to exercise, meet people and get out of the city. Each week, we offer a run or a power-walk in different locations in the countryside around Ho Chi Minh City. No booking is necessary. Just roll up on Sunday afternoon and hop on the bus.

You don't need to bring much. For runners, running gear is all you need. Walkers need, above all, comfortable walking shoes (High heels are NOT recommended). On hot days, you may wish to wear a hat and use sunscreen. In addition, you'll need your run fee (VND180,000 for expats, VND100,000 for locals, 10,000 for ankle-biters) and optionally a change of clothes. For more information e-mail us at the address above.

[Disclaimer: Hashing is not without its risks. Political incorrectness, snakes, feral buffalo, quicksand, tropical diseases, shiggy, monkey bridges, hostile natives, unexploded ordnance, incurable STDs, cirrhosis of the liver, irate villagers with pitchforks and burning torches and litigious lawyers are but a few of the hazards we intrepid Hashers face on a week-to-week basis. By participating in the Hash, you agree that you fully understand the risks involved. If you are injured, you agree that you will not sue the Saigon Hash House Harriers (The Hash) or hold anyone else responsible who is involved with The Hash. In other words, you take full responsibility for your own actions and will not try to legally screw anybody connected with The Hash; and maybe, for the first time in your life, you will be responsible for your actions and yourself.]

Here's a brief tutorial, courtesy of Hash House Harriers of Sant'o Barbara and You Tube


 

- Upcoming Events -

Hanoi Hash House Harriers 1,000th Run

The Hanoi Hash House HarriersHanoi Hash House Harriers will be celebrating their 1,000th Run on the weekend of April 17th-18th this year. Of course, Hanoi H3 are famous for not only being the second longest continuously running Hash in Vietnam, but also the second best Hash. There has long been a spirit of friendly rivalry between Saigon H3 and our sister Hash (or, as we fondly think of them, our idiot little brother Hash) in the north. A paltry few Hanoians ventured south to help us celebrate our own 1,000th run, and were heard to opine that come April they would show us how to really put on a 1,000th Hash Run.

Check out the Hanoi Hash web site for details and registration. If you book now, you can get a return flight for around USD100. So, who's coming to Hanoi in April? So far, current and former Saigon Hashers who have registered include:

  • General Erection
  • Porn Surfer
  • Pencil Dick
  • Arthole
  • Head Mistress
  • Suxit
  • Insideher
  • Lost Our Seoul
  • Kim Trang
  • Peckerhead
  • Plucked Chicken
  • Ballcock
  • Good To The Last Drop
  • Paddy Fag
  • Twin Knockers
  • Ngoc Thanh
  • Pubic Bay

Not only that, but several other regular visitors to SH3 have also signed up: Bushranger, E.T. and Bimbo

Angkor H3, Siem Reap

Angkor Hash House HarriersOccasional Saigon visitor Short Stump informs us that the Angkor Hash House Harriers is back after a long absence. He includes a run report about their Australia Day Run in which he makes a few snide comments about the quality of the SH3 water stops (something about the lack of beer. (Too true, sadly - perhaps the new MMC can address the issue?). Some of you may remember him from that excellent Mui Ne Away Run a couple of years ago. This is a definite contender for another outstation run.

Interhash 2010

rainlogo (13K)The next Interhash in 2010 will be in our backyard - Kuching, Borneo in and around the Sarawak rainforest. Check out the Borneo Interhash web site for event details.
 
 

Phnom Penh Hash House Harriers
1,000th Run

Phnom Penh Hash House HarriersYet another regional 1,000th Hash Run: Phnom Penh House Harriers will have their own 1,000th Run near the end of the year. As yet, nothing has been organised (sound familiar?), but details will be posted here as they come to hand. Keep your calendar open.

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Picture Gallery

Hash Flash Good To The Last Drop looks after the Hash picture gallery, and has just posted some great photos from recent runs. If you have any pictures to contribute (or compliments, or suggestions, or whatever), send them to hash-flash at usa dot net

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