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SH3 - Up-Coming Events: |
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hanoi1000 AT hotmail DOT com http://www.hanoih3.com/ |
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Disclaimer - valid for all SH3 Activities ! |
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By agreeing to take part in Saigon Hash House
Harriers activity you are, by definition, an irresponsible moron with a
drastically reduced number of brain cells. On the basis that even you
must have occasional moments of lucidity and are of at least a half-way
sound mind, you must understand that the MisManagement Committee, all of
whose members are at least as irresponsible as you, will accept no
liability for anything (and we mean ANYTHING!) happening to you during
the course of this event. Death, disability, disfigurement, animal
attacks, disease (sexually, zoologically transmitted or otherwise) and
any other disasters that may befall your dumb ass are your problem, not
ours. Hashing, especially as practiced by Hashers, is a dangerous
pastime, and you do it entirely at your own risk. But then you knew that
already, and you've somehow survived this far, against the odds. You acknowledge that you are a legal adult and can hurt yourself if you like. You are also reminded that excessive consumption of alcohol may impair your vision, hamper your ability to drive motor vehicles and operate power tools, and adversely affect your ability to walk and talk. It may even render you comatose and lead you to fall asleep in some unlikely places. It may also lead you to become suddenly and unexpectedly attracted to members of the opposite sex, some who may prove to be exceptionally unattractive, or even of the same sex when you wake up next to them the following morning. It is also guaranteed to cause you to recount jokes that no-one else finds even the least bit amusing, and otherwise bore the pants off anyone who is not as drunk/pissed as you are. Do also remember that anything lewd, bizarre or stupid that you say or do during the hash, whether under the influence of alcohol or otherwise, will almost certainly be recorded on tape, camera, video or some form of digital media, and may be used to blackmail, ridicule you for the rest of your life. You are responsible for your own actions and will not hold SH3 for that matter the activity of hashing accountable. Don’t say you haven’t been warned! |
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