Something was definitely wrong! Paddy Fag was on the bus at 1.58 asking "What are we waiting for???" Well, normally, we're waiting for Paddy Fag!!! It was a packed bus that headed for the golf course which is a favourite haunt of hare Lost Our Seoul....or should I say 'WAS'. The owners of the golf course have been clearing the land like there's no tomorrow. Gone are the forest and plantations, swapped for bare, scorched earth for future tennis and sports facilities and what appears to be a second golf course for the wealthy elite. Another good place for Hash runs has disappeared.
The runners were dropped off first and then our friendly bus driver disappeared. Apparently the place was giving him the Tom Tits too! Soon the walkers were released into a smoke-choked plantation and with a couple of short-cuts here and there, we were soon back at the Tiger, followed very soon after by the runners.
The circle was avoided by Tall Red and Sheep Sub who again absconded with a supply of Tiger before we were called to order - an early icing is in order methinks!
First business when the circle was called was anointing the new GM and the new MMC members. New GM General Erection promptly iced old GM Paddy Fag then called on the Hares to answer for their sins. The run scored a 6 while the walk scored a 2 ...a stupefying score of 8 ! Virgins were 6 and 5 visitors and returnees. At this point Bush Blower and In And Out were iced for having a private circle.
Milestones were Stray Pussy's 69th run....but the look she gave when an upending was mentioned was enough to shake the toughest Hasher to the soles of his Asics. As soon as Paddy Fag was off the ice he iced the hares for some obscure offence...which probably translates to the fact that he couldn't short-cut and had to run the full course! He and Twin Knockers then copped a charge from Bush Wallaby who described in sickening detail her massaging of his ample tummy on the bus...little wonder the driver was affected!
Arthole, Anal Okey Pokey and Ballcock took a down-down for falling down, but the charge was then reversed on Fukoffee, and if one Pommy drinks...all Pommies drink. Pubic Bay drew attention to the GM's lycra running shorts and theorised that it would cause Erectile Dysfunction...a charge that was promptly reversed and , if one American drinks...all Americans drink!
A charge of Foul Bowels was laid against Doggy Style and Bum Gravy.
Bush Blower and In And Out were iced again for a private circle - slow learners! Shithouse, Schneizentight and Comes In Style were then called front and centre. Shithouse was asked to explain his infatuation with Schneizentight on last week's bus, and the fact that he arrived on the back of Comes In Style's motorbike this week. He, and they, protested their innocence .....hmmmmmm?
On On,
Basil Thrush E&OA