The 1 hour trip to the run site was most enjoyable thanks to a DVD of the 1000 Run which was screened on the bus. It revived many funny memories and brought to mind just what a great weekend it was. If there is any criticism of the DVD it was too short! We missed the Friday fun and the Sunday Liver Cleansing run, but it was still a very amusing diversion.

We piled off the bus as a train roared past and Two Dicks gave the briefing. Then we headed off into the smelly trail between pig sheds. In fact, if you can believe Stray Pussy, it was putrid to the point of puking most of the way. In the circle, the walk scored a +3 while the run ended up at a -10 and hares Two Dicks, Lost Our Seoul, Doggy Style and Fuk'n Shane took their down down. Visitors, virgins and returnees numbered 10 and Tall Red, Jane and visitor Fire In The Hold were iced - the first two for absconding from the two previous hashes early with a stock of Tiger Beer.

Awards went to Two Dicks who notched up his 100th run - a milestone and it was his 51st hare set ! That's an amazing percentage of 51% and a new record for the Sai Gon Hash. Fuk'n Shane did his first hare set as well but is fuk'n off for Melbourne this week to complete his uni. course.

Names for Jane and Park were bandied about with the final choices decided by boozy cheers. From this day forth Jane shall be known as Testicular and Park as Tight Arse.

Fashion Abuse charges were laid against Parker (again), Lost Our Seoul (again), Peckerhead (again) and Hanoi visitor Spandex. Spandex was accused of putting a football sock down the front of his red lycra shorts prior to the run (see pictures). All Americans were charged for
calling their bizarre football game a "World Final" when it's only played in the USA. Fukoffee copped one for selfishness. After plunging into the pig swill he failed to invite any Hashers to join him.

Spandex tried to charge the MMC with something about the Hanoi Hash 1000th run and then Doggy Style was hit with a charge over a misleading email, along with Deaf Tea Pot for a vitriolic reply and Lost Our Seoul for not responding at all. All Canadians and Australians were charged, but the charge was reversed on the Americans. Then Shithouse charged the delightful Blendina for something, but was promptly up-ended for his 69th run.

Back on the bus for the ride home with vocal entertainment on the way from Spandex.

On On,
Basil Thrush E&OA