I think all of us were a little disappointed. Today was the day of our annual Virgin Run and I know everyone of us was feigning for a little more virgin. We were presented with 7 virgins which in the end had to make up the work for the missing 65. On-On and Off-Off we go. Overall the run was quite short and in several sections qualified to more of a walk then a run, accompanied by the vocal complaints of the runners who didn’t run. Amazingly though the run still managed to wring a score of +.125 from Moose Gooser - maybe a little too Loose. Blendina (who didn’t get lost this time) reviewed the walk granting it a +2! I think the virgins loosened up everyone. One more slight that needs mentioning, the runners beat the bus to the stopping point. Beer delivery - Fail.

Intro of the Virgins: Peter from NZ was brought by Anne from NZ who was brought by Peter. I call that a CIRCLE JERK! Kaoru from Japan was brought by Haji Orifice (sorry about the spelling). Aaron from the US is a self-server and made himself cum. Marty was brought by Quyen from Hanoi who makes him cum long time…that’s a good spy. Lam from Nha Trang was brought by none other than the great Chokes on Cock.

Returnees and Visitors: Kurt was off doing pigs/dogs/ducks, that’s a busy man. Lick Lick was up in Hanoi acting as a spy for 7 months and is back and ready. Shit Mouse was off in her Hometown - typical excuse. Doggy Bag was training to be a spy in Hanoi along with One Hung Hi. And then we have Wonky - no explanation necessary.

We had two namings this run, christening Kurt for future reference to be known as Oxy Moron! And Blendina from this point forth to be known as Nutella. I love chocolate spread. Who should also get a Virgin Hare Set Run Shirt - but shirt fail. Hashers with their 75th run marks were also greeted with an amazing invisible shirt, Head Mistress, Art Hole and Cums Together. Really - get a life.

Charges recap: Schneizentight and Trang were charged with not sitting on the GM’s knee on the bus and then moving away after he sits down next to them. Shame shame. Women were charged celebrated for Women’s Day. The Japanese and nearby neighbours Koreans, were hit with Toyota's problems...then Americans were dragged in for making the faulty parts. Canadians were hit for shitty Olympics. General Erection, Cums in Style and Ming Hai were charged for running and walking confusion. Pecker Head was congratulated as a Canadian for the women’s ice hockey beating the US team. Jackoff and the Kiwis were charged for being versatile. Where’s MacGyver from? Oxy Moron tried to charge the VN for taking his cows, but Oxy Moron was then iced for jealousy. Pubic Bay got all the fashion abusers. Fucking Hell Don’t You Remember and Ronald were iced for a private party. Jackoff charged Doggy Style for changing his the color of his mane. We had to apologize to Huyen, Marty and Aaron for boring them since they were sitting - so we charged them to bring them in. Jackoff, Lick Lick and Schnizentight were charged for swapping shirts during the circle. Next time just leave them off.

-CoC