Phuc Me Too and Blue Vein being christened

Most Awesome Hash Bus EVER! Not only did it smell like something had died several months ago and been left under some of the seats, the wall's of the bus were covered in glitter and some pretty intense disco lights were located on both the insides and outsides of the bus. But more entertaining than this was the sudden appearance of strawberry flavored condoms (what…it's not like I tasted it or anything, it had pictures of strawberry's and said strawberry flavor on it…) attached to a piece of string for every hasher courtesy of Taxi Boy and Cheap Ride. Taxi Boy went on to explain that this was how the two of them were proving that they understood safe sex…which we had all hoped was true given that they had been iced for the last three weeks for sex on the hash, and could be seen giving each other footsie rubs five seconds after Taxi Boy sat back down.

Upon arrival at the start of the run, all hashers were informed that the infallible hare PD (I jest, PD you're pretty awesome) would be doing the recon for the second half of the run…during the walk. At least that fantastic hasher who did the hare set last week had laid the paper before she started. Anyhow, it was a rather enjoyable trot in which many of the fascinating sites of Vietnam could be found, such as open cut drains, red ants, rabid dogs and large piles of…well…let's just say something rather unsavory which one of the less attentive walkers managed to walk in. A -3 was awarded by yours truly for the walk, which was bolstered by the -4 given for the run report. So a -7 for a hash in which the hare's were able to get every single hasher wet. Jack Off introduced one virgin and a few visitors…the returnees were a grim lot, with C4 quickly being iced for his inability to stop asking questions.

Down-downs were followed by a charge for the Dutch for allowing those gosh darn wetbacks to win the world cup, the presentation of a 25 run shirt (and a water filled condom to replace the recently departed Pubic Bay) to Pubic Lay and an icing for Cheap Ride for completing parts of the run on the back of a motorbike.

Taxi Boy was officially ordained as the new Hash Whip and Vice RA, which was followed by a rather entertaining demonstration on how to place a condom on a peeled banana whilst blindfolded. Oli managed to put everyone else to shame in showing just how quickly he could fill a condom.

Naming for Oli and Mi was the final order of business, and after much consideration the two arose to the names of Blue Vein and Phuc Mi 2 respectively. A rowdy bus trip was followed by a splendid on-on at Number 5 Bar.

Right, that's it; I'm pissing off back to Australia now

On-on

Cox Stroker