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Blue Vein rides again.
It had been a perfect day - relatively cool and overcast, a good trail with plenty of early bush-bashing followed by some good, long, straight sections where the runners could really stretch out. Plenty of checks, a couple of false trails and both runners and walkers were quite happy with the result.But, 5 minutes into the circle big raindrops began to fall - slowly at first but then increasing in frequency and volume. Charges were still coming when the circle was abandoned and everyone dashed for the shelter of the bus.
The trail was through familiar territory, but the feedback afterwards was all positive. In the circle Pete scored the walk a 4 while Moose Gooser scored the run a .1 - a total of 4.1. RA Jack Off welcomed and interviewed 13 visitors, virgins and returnees - who included Floppy Dick, You Licker, Fuckoffee, C4, Moose Gooser and HanoiHHH Song Man. During the interview process it was noticed a "conscientious objector" was standing under an umbrella at the front of the bus. Morton was called to the fore and roundly roasted for his reluctance, and was spared the ice only because he was a virgin. But not so his American countrymen Floppy Dick and C4 who were iced instead!
Fuckoffee was hit was a condom (raincoat) wearing charge and a check was made to see if he had any undies under the condom. GM Erectile Dysfunction then called on Hadji Orifice to describe the 2 main political parties on Japan - both called Democrats, then he called on the Koreans to describe their topsy Government, then the Poms about their parliament and then... The Australians. The Australian election was held the previous day and the prime ministerial candidates - Julia Gillard, born in Wales, and Tony Abbott, born in London!
It was at that point that the heavens opened and the rain became torrential so we all headed onto the bus. Two pee-pee stops on the way back to town to the On On at the Mughal Indian Restaurant.
On On,
Basil Thrush, E&OA
| Runner | Runs | Haresets | Note |
|---|---|---|---|
| Deaf Teapot | 419 | 24 | |
| Friendly Bank | 410 | 16 | |
| Paddy Fag | 230 | 64 | Hare |
| Fat Bastard | 144 | 1 | |
| Fukoffee | 138 | 28 | |
| Grasshopper | 114 | 0 | |
| Jack Off | 113 | 15 | Hare |
| Head Mistress | 93 | 2 | |
| Basil Thrush | 87 | 5 | |
| Shithouse | 86 | 8 | |
| Richard The Turd | 66 | 2 | |
| Big Mac | 62 | 9 | |
| Moose Gooser | 62 | 7 | |
| Pissmeister | 62 | 2 | |
| Erectile Disfunction | 61 | 7 | |
| In And Out | 57 | 0 | |
| Floppy Dick | 51 | 10 | |
| Haji Orifice | 43 | 1 | |
| Bogworm | 33 | 0 | |
| Ballcock | 30 | 2 | |
| Cnut Clearly Can't Count | 28 | 0 | |
| Blue Vein | 13 | 0 | |
| Kim Wan-Jung | 11 | 0 | |
| Siewere,Andy | 8 | 0 | |
| Sir Songman | 8 | 0 | |
| Craig,Kate | 5 | 0 | |
| Craig,Pete | 5 | 0 | |
| Nguyen Kim | 3 | 0 | |
| Tanguay,Mike | 3 | 0 | |
| Le Na (Lena) | 2 | 0 | |
| Donnely,Martin | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Jin Soo | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Lan Anh | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Le Duc Anh | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Lenard,Denis | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Minh Quang | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Nguyen Minh Nguyen | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Nguyen Xuan Trang | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Trinh Phuong | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Trinh Thuy | 1 | 0 | Virgin |