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The Hash Bus departs the Caravelle Hotel at 2:00 pm sharp every Sunday, rain, hail, snow or shine.

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#1120:   19/02/2012

#1119:   12/02/2012

#1118:   5/02/2012

#1117:   29/01/2012

#1116:   15/01/2012

#1115:   8/01/2012

#1114:   1/01/2012

#1113:   24/12/2011

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Receding Hareline

If you would like to assist on a future run, please email our Hare Raiser saigonrazor@gmail.com

We're always looking for volunteers to help set runs. If you've never set a run before, fear not! We will help you with suggestions for good Hashing country, our very own Hare manual with guidelines for setting a run and, if needed, an experienced Hare to assist you. For virgin Hares, there will be a really sexy red Hare Shirt.

Hares, please let the Hare Raisers and the Hash Geek have the following information as early as possible before the run:

• location/start of the run (to make it easier for the bus people)
• Hares' contact number(s)
• a run title is a good idea too. Otherwise, you get a randomly generated one

Contact Us

For general information, comments, suggestions or requests:

• Name: Hash Horn,
• Phone: 092 386 2453,
• Email: saigonhash@xsmail.com

For Hash Run information:

• Name: C4 (Hash Geek),
• Phone: 0933 760 467,
• Email: kennethbench@gmail.com

Hash Info...

We meet every Sunday at the Caravelle Hotel in District 1, HCMC. The bus leaves promptly at 2:00 pm on most days. It's best to arrive at around 1:30 with the bus returning usually around 7 to 8 pm. Bring extra clothes, a great sense of humor and a thirst for some beer wouldn't hurt. Do not forget to bring some money for the hash fees (VND200,000 for expats, VND150,000 for locals, 50,000 for ankle-biters.)

On On and we hope to see you on Sunday.

Special Runs In 2012

All runs at the Saigon Hash are special, but some are more special than others. Make a note in your diary for the following special special runs: 26 Feb: The First Ever Special Vietnamese Run; 11 March: St. Patrick's Day; 25 March:Vietnamese King's birthday run; 1st April: April Fool's day;

29 April: Dutch National day party (bring your cloggies); 6 May: Vietnam Liberation Day; 3 June: Queen's Diamond Jubilee Run (of the British Empire, or what is left of it).

The First Ever Special Vietnamese Run

Don't miss this Sunday's run as Vietnamese hashers are planning their best run ever. There will be a number of funny games and gifts for Hashers who join in the games which will make some funny and crazy movies to post on You Tube. As usual, they will prepare a lot of lovely local finger food and one special thing about this run is our sponsor Johnnie Wanker who will bring two bottles of Johnnie Walker for the circle.

Normally, SH3 organises only one 50 seater bus in front of the Caravelle, although this Sunday, we are wondering whether MMC should book another bus for Hashers to attend this special run. So put the date in your diary, set your alarm on Sunday and come as early as possible so MMC can easily make a decision about another bus.

And "Don't forget your camera"

Hares: Comes In Style, Safe Sex, One Night Stand and Wan Hung Hi

Last Run Report: #1119:
"Safe Sex's Birthday & Valentine's Day Run"

RUN 1107 Safe Sex Birthday Bash or SSBB for short “the next best thing to safe sex” Hares: Safe Sex, Fucoffee, Juicy Chew Welcome to run number 1119 Runners / walkers- approximately 35 Weather -magnificent as usual in HO Venue - somewhere it in the fields out past district 7 This run started off as usual on time at the Caravelle Hotel but the bus was a new cruiser model with laid-back plush seating. After arriving at the pristine wilderness site of the run and and inaudible briefing as usual by the physically and mentally challenged hares the hashers set off on the A to B run. Approximately 6K walk and 10 K run through virgin territory which was a pleasant change. All hashers completed the run with only a few mishaps by the usual uncoordinated few. Back at the bus after social drinking and eating the circle was called by HRH Head Mistress fresh back from a "le tour debacle" in Myanmar Religious Advisor Appendictome. Virgins called into the centre - total 10 Coming from all over the place Flaps Up and Down iced for delaying the bus while shopping Run report - by Shithouse - " beautiful walk" score 3 Walk report - by Stray Pussy - "beautiful walk score 2 Total amazing five Juicy Chew iced not sure what forl but obviously deserved it. Returnees - Magician Down Underwear and Mr Terry Charges. All Americans as usual by Jackoff for no particular reason Mr Terry for fashion abuse Mr Terry again for crop abuse Mr Terry and then iced or gross insubordination Circle closed, social drinking, on the bus and then to the on on at the Tavern in district 7 9 Hardy Hashers then proceeded to eat and drink and participate in a mass debate about Greek problems and other highly intellectual global issues. All in all another highly eventful hash outing. Next week BIGGER & BETTER THAN THE LAST ON ON Magician

New to Hashing?

If you've never hashed before, you'll find the Saigon Hash a great way to exercise, meet people and get out of the city. Each week, we offer a run or a power-walk in different locations in the countryside around Ho Chi Minh City. No booking is necessary. Just roll up on Sunday afternoon and hop on the bus.

You don't need to bring much. For runners, running gear is all you need. Walkers need, above all, comfortable walking shoes (High heels are NOT recommended). On hot days, you may wish to wear a hat and use sunscreen. In addition, you'll need your run fee (VND180,000 for expats, VND100,000 for locals, 10,000 for ankle-biters) and optionally a change of clothes. For more information e-mail us at the address above.

Here's a brief tutorial, courtesy of Hash House Harriers of Sant'o Barbara and You Tube

[Disclaimer: Hashing is not without its risks. Political incorrectness, snakes, feral buffalo, quicksand, tropical diseases, shiggy, monkey bridges, hostile natives, unexploded ordnance, incurable STDs, cirrhosis of the liver, irate villagers with pitchforks and burning torches and litigious lawyers are but a few of the hazards we intrepid Hashers face on a week-to-week basis. By participating in the Hash, you agree that you fully understand the risks involved. If you are injured, you agree that you will not sue the Saigon Hash House Harriers (The Hash) or hold anyone else responsible who is involved with The Hash. In other words, you take full responsibility for your own actions and will not try to legally screw anybody connected with The Hash.]