Location: Hwy 51, 13.1 kms RHS (0.8 kms before Lotha Milk)
The Run: A to B, two legs (long and short), dry and dusty again. First leg fast, flat, and vaguely familiar; second leg ankle-deep talcum powder, hilly and mostly new country
Highlights: Pencil Dick managed to organise the water stop this time, Piston Broke stood in as GM, Virgin Richard almost broke record for Hash sins (poncy shoes, drinking vodka from pink cup, being a melanin-gifted bean-counter, stretching, etc), the Dutch (Rampaging Pussy II and Dutch Jugs) got down-downs for excluding Hash from royal wedding celebration, competitive running from Paddy Fag, Under Africa and False Alarm, and the usual whingers and urinators.
| Runner | Runs | Haresets | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Jon Dark | 193 | 19 | |
| Squealing Pig | 155 | 19 | |
| VN Cock Smuggler | 118 | 29 | Hare |
| Piston Broke | 108 | 4 | |
| Deaf Teapot | 102 | 2 | |
| False Alarm | 97 | 21 | |
| Friendly Bank | 97 | 1 | |
| Pencil Dick | 89 | 14 | Hare |
| Five Skin | 74 | 6 | |
| Pedal File | 59 | 3 | |
| Chorizo | 53 | 15 | |
| Rampaging Pussy The 2nd | 52 | 6 | |
| Gobbler | 50 | 15 | |
| Slime | 48 | 2 | |
| Mad Hatter | 47 | 0 | |
| Under Africa | 45 | 7 | |
| No Balls | 45 | 2 | |
| Porn Surfer | 45 | 1 | |
| Supermodel | 45 | 0 | |
| Jon of Course | 42 | 3 | |
| No Class | 41 | 1 | |
| Of Course Not | 35 | 2 | |
| Another Finger | 34 | 4 | Hare |
| African Queen | 32 | 3 | |
| Ivan the Terrible | 30 | 3 | |
| Venom Sucker | 29 | 1 | |
| TeleTubby | 23 | 0 | |
| Lucky Tiger | 19 | 1 | |
| Paddy Fag | 17 | 3 | |
| Rubber Pussy | 16 | 2 | Hare |
| Black Hole | 16 | 0 | |
| Tonto | 14 | 2 | |
| Paper Mate | 14 | 2 | |
| General Erection | 13 | 0 | |
| Mu Lan | 9 | 0 | |
| Kojak | 9 | 0 | |
| Truong Loan | 9 | 0 | |
| Nguyen Nga | 9 | 0 | |
| Falck,Heidi | 9 | 0 | |
| Dutch Jugs | 8 | 1 | Hare |
| Marks & Sparks | 8 | 0 | |
| Warne,Ian | 5 | 0 | |
| Pigram,Phil | 4 | 0 | |
| Halliday,Belinda | 4 | 0 | |
| Embassile | 3 | 1 | |
| Ogburn,Thu Hang | 2 | 1 | |
| Cereal Virgin | 2 | 0 | |
| Vierra,Brian | 2 | 0 | |
| Stolebarger,Buu | 2 | 0 | |
| Anderson,Jim ("IFC") | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Wilson,Diane | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Stolebarger,John | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Richard (Bin Laden?) | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Ogburn,Calvin | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Ogburn,Calista | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Medina,Rich | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Itchydick(???) | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Duong,Sabrina | 1 | 0 | Virgin |