The Crappy Crop Run
Run No. 563 on 17-Feb-02
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Location: Vung Tau Road (again!!!!!!), 6.9 kms, LHs and in 3.5 kms.
The Run: A to B, 2 legs - long and medium, hot and dusty, very familiar territory
Highlights: First leg much longer than Hares expected, numerous loud complaints from Whip and Acting Mattress VN Cock Smuggler about lack of paper/too much old paper, not much calling from the FRBs, lost seven Hashers, found six (Squealing Pig showing his short-cutting virtuosity once again, and took a taxi home - he later claimed "I twisted my ankle". Yeah. Right.)
Milestones: On Organ (50 runs)
Awards: Deaf Teapot (100 run shirt + mug), Condom vs Femidom (50 run shirt), On Organ (50 run shirt), Pants on Fire (50 run shirt), Ivan the Terrible (25 run shirt)

34 Hounds and 8 Virgins vs. Alouette, False Alarm, Ivan the Terrible and Killer of All Known Germs

Runner Runs Haresets Note
Jon Dark 194 19
Squealing Pig 157 19
VN Cock Smuggler 120 30
Olive Oyl 113 9
Deaf Teapot 104 2
False Alarm 99 22 Hare
Friendly Bank 99 1
Pencil Dick 90 14
Lover of All Known Germs 90 10
Killer of All Known Germs 84 13 Hare
Wet Rag 67 6
Pedal File 61 3
Pants on Fire 51 4
Condom vs Femidom 51 2
On Organ 50 7
Slime 49 2
EZ Wipe 48 5
Under Africa 46 7
Jon of Course 43 3
Peter Pan 39 0
Of Course Not 36 2
Another Finger 35 4
African Queen 33 3
Ivan the Terrible 32 4 Hare
Charred Dick 32 0
Venom Sucker 31 1
Guinea Pig 28 0
Full Beam 24 2
Paddy Fag 19 3
Rubber Pussy 17 2
Mu Lan 11 0
     Sloan,Jennifer 9 0
     Johnstone,Susan 4 0
     Foreman,Martin 4 0
     Foreman,Tim 4 0
     Labrie,Claude 4 0
     Foreman,Nick 4 0
Alouette 1 1 Hare
     Eadie,Ingrid (Pinky) 1 0 Virgin
     Shephard,John (Geisha Girl) 1 0 Virgin
     Primeau,Ed (Mr Ed) 1 0 Virgin
     Mayo,Nick (Mijo Slut) 1 0 Virgin
     Maekawa,Shino (Excess Luggage) 1 0 Virgin
     Holleman,Anne 1 0 Virgin
     Grice,Dennis 1 0 Virgin
     Eadie,Robert (Ketchup) 1 0 Virgin