Location: Highway 1, 15.3 kms past the VT turnoff, LHS and in 4 kms. A to B run, two legs - bloody long and long.
The Run: Up and down, still dry and dusty, Hares received many comments on the length of the run.
Highlights: Vietnamese Cock Smuggler's farewell run, pre-run Bloody Marys, our departing Whip fetchingly decked out in frock, sunhat, beer cooler and a novel way of keeping the flies off. Large turnout, doubtless due to the number of people wanting to make sure that Cock Smuggler was really leaving.
Mismanagement: Under Africa taking over as Hash Whip from VN Cock Smuggler, Paper Mate installed as Hashstorian (keeper of the Hash pictures)
Dinosaur: False Alarm's 100th run (+ 22 haresets)
Milestones: Five Skin (75th run)
Awards: Gobbler and Chorizo (overdue 50 run shirts)
Namings: Nathan Sage is henceforth Whorehound (because of his "social" life and and because of certain narcotic plants found on the run)
On On: No 5 Bar
| Runner | Runs | Haresets | Note |
|---|---|---|---|
| Jon Dark | 195 | 19 | |
| The Tickler | 142 | 33 | Hare |
| VN Cock Smuggler | 121 | 30 | |
| Piston Broke | 110 | 4 | |
| False Alarm | 100 | 22 | |
| Pencil Dick | 91 | 14 | |
| Lover of All Known Germs | 91 | 10 | |
| Drip Dry | 89 | 19 | Hare |
| Killer of All Known Germs | 85 | 13 | |
| Five Skin | 75 | 6 | |
| Deadly Night Shade | 74 | 9 | |
| Wet Rag | 68 | 6 | |
| Pedal File | 62 | 3 | |
| Daddy Warbucks | 62 | 0 | |
| Chorizo | 55 | 16 | |
| Rampaging Pussy The 2nd | 53 | 6 | |
| Gobbler | 52 | 16 | |
| Pants on Fire | 52 | 4 | |
| Condom vs Femidom | 52 | 3 | |
| EZ Wipe | 49 | 5 | |
| Mad Hatter | 48 | 0 | |
| Under Africa | 47 | 7 | |
| No Balls | 46 | 2 | |
| Supermodel | 46 | 0 | |
| Jon of Course | 44 | 3 | |
| No Class | 42 | 1 | |
| Pudding Head | 38 | 2 | |
| Rice Pudding | 37 | 2 | |
| Another Finger | 36 | 4 | |
| Spotted Dick | 35 | 3 | |
| African Queen | 34 | 3 | |
| Venom Sucker | 32 | 1 | |
| Vibrator | 29 | 3 | |
| TeleTubby | 24 | 0 | |
| Giggling Mermaid | 23 | 0 | |
| Sausage Grabber | 22 | 5 | |
| Sausage | 22 | 4 | |
| Paddy Fag | 20 | 3 | |
| Whinging Weezer | 20 | 1 | |
| Lucky Tiger | 20 | 1 | |
| Rubber Pussy | 18 | 2 | |
| Black Hole | 17 | 1 | Hare |
| Maid in Vietnam | 17 | 0 | |
| Mountain Goat | 16 | 0 | |
| Little RNG Bear | 16 | 0 | |
| Tonto | 15 | 3 | Hare |
| Paper Mate | 15 | 3 | Hare |
| Fuzz Buster | 15 | 0 | |
| General Erection | 14 | 0 | |
| Towellette | 13 | 0 | |
| Mu Lan | 12 | 0 | |
| Inky Dick | 11 | 0 | |
| Fairy | 10 | 1 | |
| Squatter | 10 | 0 | |
| Late Coming Ball Slapper | 10 | 0 | |
| Truong Loan | 10 | 0 | |
| Nguyen Duy Nang | 8 | 1 | |
| Mango Tango | 8 | 0 | |
| Whorehound | 7 | 0 | |
| Tobin,Cathleen | 6 | 0 | |
| Geisha Girl | 2 | 0 | |
| Cullie,James | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Tuyet Nhung | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Pennington,Miles | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Hicks,Rhian | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Fairbrother,Paul (6:35, Melbourne H3) | 1 | 0 | Virgin |