Special Occasion: Jon Dark's 200th Run
Location: Highway 13 to the Korean Highway, left 1.2 kms, turn right and go 12.5 kms along Army and Factories Road followed by 1 km on the dirt, turn right and in 700 m
The Run: A to B, three medium legs, dry and dusty (Still! Roll on, wet season!), down-downs at same lake as three weeks ago, but run was different.
Highlights: For the first time in living SH3 history, nobody slashed. Choo-choo train impressions from Fleet Foot and Another Finger, Piston Broke filling in for missing Joint GMs, orphan calf adopted the walkers, Lover of All Known Germs communing with water buffalo.
Awards and Milestones: Jon Dark (200 runs), Hand Job (75 runs), Screw Top (75 runs), No Balls (50 runs), Under Africa (50 runs), Rubber Pussy (25 runs), Paddy Fag (25 runs), Paddle File (69 runs)
Namings: Shaun Maloney is now Jockey Shorts after his sterling performance as acting DJ (and closet ABBA fan) at last weekend's Phan Thiet run, Pedal File officially requested a name change recently, God knows why. After his display of oarsmanship in Phan Thiet (sinking twice, it might be added), he is henceforth known as Paddle File.
Quote of the week: "Ewww, I can smell myself!" (Jon Dark)
On-on: Sawasdee restaurant (Thai grub)
| Runner | Runs | Haresets | Note |
|---|---|---|---|
| Jon Dark | 200 | 19 | |
| Squealing Pig | 161 | 20 | Hare |
| Tall Red | 117 | 5 | |
| Piston Broke | 116 | 5 | |
| Wildschwein | 113 | 17 | |
| Pencil Dick | 98 | 17 | |
| Lover of All Known Germs | 97 | 11 | |
| Killer of All Known Germs | 92 | 14 | |
| Hand Job | 76 | 5 | |
| Screw Top | 76 | 3 | |
| Wet Rag | 72 | 6 | |
| Paddle File | 69 | 4 | |
| Daddy Warbucks | 67 | 0 | |
| Chorizo | 60 | 17 | |
| Gobbler | 57 | 17 | |
| Rampaging Pussy The 2nd | 56 | 6 | |
| EZ Wipe | 53 | 5 | |
| Porn Surfer | 52 | 1 | |
| Jon of Course | 51 | 3 | |
| Under Africa | 50 | 8 | |
| No Balls | 50 | 3 | Hare |
| No Class | 46 | 1 | |
| Another Finger | 42 | 6 | |
| Of Course Not | 39 | 2 | |
| African Queen | 36 | 4 | |
| Vibrator | 32 | 3 | |
| Giggling Mermaid | 26 | 0 | |
| Paddy Fag | 25 | 5 | Hare |
| Rubber Pussy | 25 | 3 | |
| Lucky Tiger | 24 | 1 | |
| Whinging Weezer | 23 | 1 | |
| General Erection | 21 | 0 | |
| Maid in Vietnam | 20 | 0 | |
| Fuzz Buster | 19 | 0 | |
| Towellette | 17 | 0 | |
| Mu Lan | 16 | 0 | |
| Squatter | 14 | 0 | |
| Kojak | 12 | 0 | |
| Marks & Sparks | 11 | 0 | |
| Preston,Margaret | 8 | 0 | |
| Jockey Shorts | 7 | 0 | |
| Warne,Ian | 7 | 0 | |
| Reid,Pam | 7 | 0 | |
| Requena,Fernando | 6 | 0 | |
| Pigram,Phil | 6 | 0 | |
| Enjalric,Frank | 5 | 1 | |
| Enjalric,Francoise | 5 | 0 | |
| Fleet Foot | 4 | 0 | |
| Taylor,Charlotte | 3 | 0 | |
| Lee Eun Gyu | 2 | 0 | |
| Enjalric,Lisa | 2 | 0 | |
| Check a Pant | 2 | 0 | |
| Holleman,Lonny | 2 | 0 | |
| Enjalric,Gaelle | 2 | 0 | |
| Lee Jae-Ho | 2 | 0 | |
| Sherratt,Samara | 2 | 0 | |
| Duffer | 2 | 0 | |
| Lee Nam Joo | 2 | 0 | |
| O'Reilly,Daniel | 1 | 1 | Hare |
| Burns,Willie | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Yap,Nelson | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Wall,Linda | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Tran,Samantha | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Tran,Carina | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Nguyen Hieu | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Molina,Cesar | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Marchant,Joy | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Feigl,Anthony | 1 | 0 | Virgin |