The 2002 Bike and Picnic Hash
Run No. 573 on 21-Apr-02
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Location: From the Circle of Death, take Highway 1 to Bien Hoa (9.3 kms past the Circle of Serious Injury at Cora), left and in 600 m
The Run: a bike ride and a walk - bike ride was long, the walk was nice.
Highlights and Lowlights: Hare Under Africa busted his bike in the first kilometer and ran the rest of the way. Wildschwein showed what a true hero and all-around nice guy he is by carrying Giggling Mermaid *and* her bike on his Chinese-made German mountain bike. Lots of paper strewn in all directions. Riders rode around in circles. The ride was just a tad on the long side (like, over two hours).
Hash Circle: The usual Hashers with impaired bladder capacity (Horny Wife and Another Finger), the Americans (excessive friendliness towards Canadians earlier in the week), Tonto (Hashit again!). Numerous shortcutters and lost souls. Haven't seen the Hares cop this many down-downs since the Millenium Hash.
Quote of the Week: by Piston Broke, something to do with suggestions for career advancement given to female staff.
Milestones and Awards: Pencil Dick's 100th run, Whinging Weezer's 25th, Daddy Warbuck's 69th, Peter Pan's virgin hareset (red shirt) and Porn Surfer accepted General Erection's red shirt in his absence.
On-on: An on-site picnic

47 Hounds and 8 Virgins vs. African Queen, Another Finger, Jon Dark, Killer of All Known Germs, Lover of All Known Germs, Peter Pan, Under Africa and Wildschwein

Runner Runs Haresets Note
Rainman 232 15
Jon Dark 202 20 Hare
The Tickler 148 36
Deep Look 125 3
Piston Broke 118 5
Wildschwein 115 18 Hare
False Alarm 107 24
Pencil Dick 100 17
Lover of All Known Germs 99 12 Hare
Killer of All Known Germs 94 16 Hare
Drip Dry 93 20
Deadly Night Shade 80 10
Hand Job 78 5
Wet Rag 74 7
Paddle File 71 4
Daddy Warbucks 69 0
Chorizo 61 17
EZ Wipe 55 5
Porn Surfer 54 2
Jon of Course 53 4
Under Africa 52 9 Hare
Another Finger 44 7 Hare
Of Course Not 41 3
Peter Pan 40 1 Hare
African Queen 37 5 Hare
Ivan the Terrible 35 4
Vibrator 34 3
Giggling Mermaid 28 0
Rubber Pussy 27 3
Whinging Weezer 25 1
Horny Wife 24 0
Maid in Vietnam 22 0
Paper Mate 20 4
Tonto 19 4
Towellette 19 0
Stupid 18 0
Don't Want To Do It 18 0
Squatter 16 0
     Truong Loan 15 0
Returning Virgin 14 0
     Thomson.Nicky 11 0
Pussy in Boots 10 0
     Thomson,Allan 10 0
Whorehound 9 1
     Grice,Dennis 9 0
Jockey Shorts 9 0
     Preston,Margaret 9 0
     Reid,Pam 8 0
     Weldon,Lissa 5 2
Fleet Foot 5 0
     Taylor,Charlotte 4 0
     Sherratt,Samara 3 0
     Sawers,Oliver 3 0
     Molina,Cesar 3 0
     Smith, Ellen 2 0
     Benichou,Celine 1 0 Virgin
     Clay,Andrew 1 0 Virgin
     Maloney,Megan 1 0 Virgin
     Maloney,Robert 1 0 Virgin
     Sandral,Suzanne 1 0 Virgin
     Turnel,Colin 1 0 Virgin
     Areias,Allison 1 0 Virgin
     Ta Tran Ngoc Thanh 1 0 Virgin