The Good, The Bad, The Ugly and The Blind
Run No. 574 on 28-Apr-02
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Location: From the Circle of Death, take Highway 1 to Bien Hoa (15.5 kms past the Circle of Serious Injury at Cora), turn left onto Hwy 767 (to Tri An) and go for 6.4 kms, turn right just past the bridge and go 200m
The Run: A to B. Two legs, long and very long. A few runners not experienced with Tickler runs struggled to keep up.
The Walk: A case of the blind leading the blind. The Walking Hares got lost. Piston Broke valiantly set off on a 'xe om' to find a beer but came back 45 minutes later empty handed. Eventually, they had to call the bus by mobile phone to rescue the walkers.
Hash Circle: Started late due to geographically disadvantaged walkers. JGM Tonto presided, Deep Look got the inaugural Wanker of the Week award amidst stiff competition. Deadly Night Shade earned a down-down by buying a durian and taking it on the bus. Joining her on the shopping spree (and the down-downs) were EZ Wipe, Friendly Bank and Rubber Pussy. The pack toasted (and roasted) walking hares Drip Dry and Piston Broke for their contribution to Hash lore. Erect Effect returned after a five year absence. Pencil Dick's new fetish was announced to the world.
Milestones: Wet Rag's 75th run
On-on: Bong Sen Hotel, Vietnamese buffet.

34 Hounds and 5 Virgins vs. Drip Dry, Paddy Fag, Piston Broke and The Tickler

Runner Runs Haresets Note
Squealing Pig 162 20
The Tickler 149 37 Hare
Herpes 133 33
Deep Look 126 3
Piston Broke 119 6 Hare
Deaf Teapot 112 2
False Alarm 108 24
Friendly Bank 107 1
Pencil Dick 101 17
Drip Dry 94 21 Hare
Deadly Night Shade 81 10
Wet Rag 75 7
Paddle File 72 4
Daddy Warbucks 70 0
EZ Wipe 56 5
Slime 53 2
Spotted Dick 38 3
Venom Sucker 35 1
Rubber Pussy 28 3
Paddy Fag 26 6 Hare
Piglet 26 1
Paper Mate 21 4
Tonto 20 4
Towellette 20 0
Mu Lan 18 0
Erect Effect 13 1
     Thomson,Nicky 12 0
     Thomson,Allan 11 0
Jockey Shorts 10 0
     Preston,Margaret 10 0
Fleet Foot 6 0
     Flood,Mary 4 0
     Smith, Ellen 3 0
Duffer 3 0
Check a Pant 3 0
     Sandral,Suzanne 2 0
     Maloney,Robert 2 0
     Maloney,Megan 2 0
     Ballinger,Shirley (Puffer) 1 0 Virgin
     Tran Thanh Ha (Ice Pussy - H4) 1 0 Virgin
     Taschok,Gene (New Car Smell) 1 0 Virgin
     Nissen,Nico 1 0 Virgin
     Kelly,Pat 1 0 Virgin