The Moleless Cinco de Mayo Run
Run No. 575 on 05-May-02
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Location: Saigon South, down the road from Saigon Wonderland.
The Run: A to B, three legs: long, medium, medium. Muddy, as usual. Finished at the Old Fort, but couldn't have the Hash Circle there because too many people crapped in it.
Highlights: More fake front runners, lots of runners bailing out of the third leg and joining the walkers, rickety bridges.
Lowlights: Somebody filled up the walker's trail with mud, involving much backtracking. This time, Drip Dry couldn't blame it on Piston Broke.
Hash Circle: run by Tonto (our work-experience JGM), who resurrected the custom of drinking out of new shoes.
Wanker of the Week: The Tickler, for reducing certain walking hares to tears.
Quote of the Week: came from Paper Mate, but too revolting to repeat here.
Visitors: Thrust and Squat from Guangzhou H3
Namings: Finally scored Allan and Nicky Thomson: Allan is now Dr Do Little due to his work habits, while Nicky is Jailbait because of her dress sense. Loan was christened "F***ing Close to Water" for her relationship with Paddle File (the Naming Committee showing exceptional taste here).
Milestones: The Tickler (175 runs)
On-on: Number 5 Bar, German grub.

53 Hounds and 6 Virgins vs. Another Finger, Drip Dry, Hand Job and Wildschwein

Runner Runs Haresets Note
The Tickler 150 37
Wildschwein 116 19 Hare
Deaf Teapot 113 2
False Alarm 109 24
Friendly Bank 108 1
Pencil Dick 102 17
Drip Dry 95 22 Hare
Deadly Night Shade 82 10
Hand Job 79 6 Hare
Screw Top 78 3
Wet Rag 76 7
Paddle File 73 4
Daddy Warbucks 71 0
Chorizo 62 17
Gobbler 58 17
Rampaging Pussy The 2nd 57 6
EZ Wipe 57 5
Porn Surfer 55 2
Pants on Fire 54 4
Under Africa 53 9
Another Finger 45 8 Hare
Spotted Dick 39 3
African Queen 38 5
Ivan the Terrible 36 4
Vibrator 35 3
Giggling Mermaid 29 0
Whinging Weezer 26 1
Horny Wife 25 0
General Erection 23 1
Maid in Vietnam 23 0
Paper Mate 22 4
Tonto 21 4
Don't Want To Do It 19 0
Mu Lan 19 0
Stupid 19 0
Close To Water 16 0
Frozen Dick 14 1
Ice Box 13 0
Jailbait 13 0
Dr Do Little 12 0
Jockey Shorts 11 0
Mango Tango 10 0
     Falck,Ingrid 7 0
Fleet Foot 7 0
     Ballo,Jannika 6 0
     Taylor,Charlotte 5 0
     Halvorsen,Hannah 4 0
     Halvorsen,Ingvild 4 0
Duffer 4 0
     Ballo,Heljar 3 0
     Maloney,Robert 3 0
     Sandral,Suzanne 3 0
     Nissen,Nico 2 0
     Turnel,Colin 2 0
     Yap,Nelson 2 0
Ice Pussy 2 0
Puffer 2 0
     Fauch,Natalie 1 0 Virgin
     Holder,Robyn(Thrust) 1 0 Virgin
     Lad,Kjetie 1 0 Virgin
     Nyeholt,Dana 1 0 Virgin
     Paesel,Keir(Squat) 1 0 Virgin
     Wilhelm,Theo 1 0 Virgin