Location: Saigon South, down the road from Saigon Wonderland.
The Run: A to B, three legs: long, medium, medium. Muddy, as usual. Finished at the Old Fort, but couldn't have the Hash Circle there because too many people crapped in it.
Highlights: More fake front runners, lots of runners bailing out of the third leg and joining the walkers, rickety bridges.
Lowlights: Somebody filled up the walker's trail with mud, involving much backtracking. This time, Drip Dry couldn't blame it on Piston Broke.
Hash Circle: run by Tonto (our work-experience JGM), who resurrected the custom of drinking out of new shoes.
Wanker of the Week: The Tickler, for reducing certain walking hares to tears.
Quote of the Week: came from Paper Mate, but too revolting to repeat here.
Visitors: Thrust and Squat from Guangzhou H3
Namings: Finally scored Allan and Nicky Thomson: Allan is now Dr Do Little due to his work habits, while Nicky is Jailbait because of her dress sense. Loan was christened "F***ing Close to Water" for her relationship with Paddle File (the Naming Committee showing exceptional taste here).
Milestones: The Tickler (175 runs)
On-on: Number 5 Bar, German grub.
| Runner | Runs | Haresets | Note |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Tickler | 150 | 37 | |
| Wildschwein | 116 | 19 | Hare |
| Deaf Teapot | 113 | 2 | |
| False Alarm | 109 | 24 | |
| Friendly Bank | 108 | 1 | |
| Pencil Dick | 102 | 17 | |
| Drip Dry | 95 | 22 | Hare |
| Deadly Night Shade | 82 | 10 | |
| Hand Job | 79 | 6 | Hare |
| Screw Top | 78 | 3 | |
| Wet Rag | 76 | 7 | |
| Paddle File | 73 | 4 | |
| Daddy Warbucks | 71 | 0 | |
| Chorizo | 62 | 17 | |
| Gobbler | 58 | 17 | |
| Rampaging Pussy The 2nd | 57 | 6 | |
| EZ Wipe | 57 | 5 | |
| Porn Surfer | 55 | 2 | |
| Pants on Fire | 54 | 4 | |
| Under Africa | 53 | 9 | |
| Another Finger | 45 | 8 | Hare |
| Spotted Dick | 39 | 3 | |
| African Queen | 38 | 5 | |
| Ivan the Terrible | 36 | 4 | |
| Vibrator | 35 | 3 | |
| Giggling Mermaid | 29 | 0 | |
| Whinging Weezer | 26 | 1 | |
| Horny Wife | 25 | 0 | |
| General Erection | 23 | 1 | |
| Maid in Vietnam | 23 | 0 | |
| Paper Mate | 22 | 4 | |
| Tonto | 21 | 4 | |
| Don't Want To Do It | 19 | 0 | |
| Mu Lan | 19 | 0 | |
| Stupid | 19 | 0 | |
| Close To Water | 16 | 0 | |
| Frozen Dick | 14 | 1 | |
| Ice Box | 13 | 0 | |
| Jailbait | 13 | 0 | |
| Dr Do Little | 12 | 0 | |
| Jockey Shorts | 11 | 0 | |
| Mango Tango | 10 | 0 | |
| Falck,Ingrid | 7 | 0 | |
| Fleet Foot | 7 | 0 | |
| Ballo,Jannika | 6 | 0 | |
| Taylor,Charlotte | 5 | 0 | |
| Halvorsen,Hannah | 4 | 0 | |
| Halvorsen,Ingvild | 4 | 0 | |
| Duffer | 4 | 0 | |
| Ballo,Heljar | 3 | 0 | |
| Maloney,Robert | 3 | 0 | |
| Sandral,Suzanne | 3 | 0 | |
| Nissen,Nico | 2 | 0 | |
| Turnel,Colin | 2 | 0 | |
| Yap,Nelson | 2 | 0 | |
| Ice Pussy | 2 | 0 | |
| Puffer | 2 | 0 | |
| Fauch,Natalie | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Holder,Robyn(Thrust) | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Lad,Kjetie | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Nyeholt,Dana | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Paesel,Keir(Squat) | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Wilhelm,Theo | 1 | 0 | Virgin |