Location: Originally, it was to be along the Vung Tau Road, 9.5 kms from Cora, left and in 1.3 kms (a familiar site, being the location of so many happy Hash Circles in the past). The Hares, however, were informed by the local gendarmerie that Hashing is forbidden in that area on election day. This led to an emergency relocation of the runsite to a point another kilometer down the road.
The Run: Originally planned as two legs, the authorities waylaid the Hash Bus and the run stopped at the waterstop. The run was summarily halted. After fruitless negotiations, everybody piled into the bus or their respective vehicles and retired to the Big Buddha statue a few clicks up the highway to hold the Hash Circle.
Highlights: JGM The Tickler was hauled off to help the local police with their inquiries.
Lowlights: They let him go again.
Hash Circle: JGM Tonto presiding, all the Eurotrash standing in for the Scots, all the Vietnamese for not voting in the election, Charlotte for giving the HCMC expat community so much to talk about.
Wanker of the Week: Pornsurfer accepted this award on behalf of the local Vietnamese law enforcement community for their efforts in promoting Hashing,
Awards: Still none - the Known Germs are still soaking up the fleshpots of wherever they went.
Milestones: Paddle File (75 runs)
Namings: Dennis Grice had hoped that we had forgotten about Phan Thiet, silly bastard. He is now Polepolisher due to his gymnastics with various structural members at the Saigon Mui Ne Resort.
On-on: Edgewater Riverside restaurant, BBQ
| Runner | Runs | Haresets | Note |
|---|---|---|---|
| Jon Dark | 204 | 20 | |
| The Tickler | 152 | 37 | |
| Deep Look | 128 | 3 | |
| Tall Red | 119 | 5 | |
| Deaf Teapot | 115 | 2 | |
| False Alarm | 111 | 24 | |
| Friendly Bank | 110 | 1 | |
| Pencil Dick | 104 | 18 | Hare |
| Drip Dry | 97 | 23 | Hare |
| Deadly Night Shade | 84 | 10 | |
| Hand Job | 80 | 6 | |
| Wet Rag | 78 | 8 | |
| Paddle File | 75 | 4 | |
| Daddy Warbucks | 72 | 0 | |
| Chorizo | 64 | 17 | |
| Gobbler | 60 | 17 | |
| EZ Wipe | 59 | 5 | |
| Rampaging Pussy The 2nd | 58 | 6 | |
| Porn Surfer | 57 | 2 | |
| Jon of Course | 55 | 5 | |
| Pants on Fire | 55 | 4 | |
| Another Finger | 46 | 9 | Hare |
| Spotted Dick | 40 | 3 | |
| Vibrator | 36 | 3 | |
| Rubber Pussy | 30 | 4 | Hare |
| Giggling Mermaid | 30 | 0 | |
| Paddy Fag | 28 | 6 | |
| Fuse Blower | 28 | 2 | |
| Whinging Weezer | 27 | 1 | |
| Paper Mate | 24 | 4 | |
| Maid in Vietnam | 24 | 0 | |
| Tonto | 23 | 4 | |
| Fuzz Buster | 22 | 0 | |
| Squatter | 18 | 0 | |
| Jockey Shorts | 13 | 0 | |
| Mango Tango | 11 | 0 | |
| Polepolisher | 10 | 0 | |
| Fleet Foot | 9 | 1 | |
| Taylor,Charlotte | 7 | 1 | Hare |
| Labrie,Claude | 6 | 0 | |
| Duffer | 5 | 0 | |
| Ice Pussy | 4 | 1 | |
| Holleman,Anne | 4 | 0 | |
| Maloney,Robert | 4 | 0 | |
| Smith, Ellen | 4 | 0 | |
| Check a Pant | 4 | 0 | |
| Cao Chi Nhan | 1 | 1 | Hare |
| Bisset,Robert | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Cao Thi Ngoc Quy | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Hall,Linda | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Jeil,Gudrey | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Lamberg,Larry | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Lampre,Trevor (Keglegs) | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Le Thuy Hanh | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Thoin,Steffi | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Tran Hoang Gia | 1 | 0 | Virgin |