The Hashus Interruptus Run
Run No. 577 on 19-May-02
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Location: Originally, it was to be along the Vung Tau Road, 9.5 kms from Cora, left and in 1.3 kms (a familiar site, being the location of so many happy Hash Circles in the past). The Hares, however, were informed by the local gendarmerie that Hashing is forbidden in that area on election day. This led to an emergency relocation of the runsite to a point another kilometer down the road.
The Run: Originally planned as two legs, the authorities waylaid the Hash Bus and the run stopped at the waterstop. The run was summarily halted. After fruitless negotiations, everybody piled into the bus or their respective vehicles and retired to the Big Buddha statue a few clicks up the highway to hold the Hash Circle.
Highlights: JGM The Tickler was hauled off to help the local police with their inquiries.
Lowlights: They let him go again.
Hash Circle: JGM Tonto presiding, all the Eurotrash standing in for the Scots, all the Vietnamese for not voting in the election, Charlotte for giving the HCMC expat community so much to talk about.
Wanker of the Week: Pornsurfer accepted this award on behalf of the local Vietnamese law enforcement community for their efforts in promoting Hashing,
Awards: Still none - the Known Germs are still soaking up the fleshpots of wherever they went.
Milestones: Paddle File (75 runs)
Namings: Dennis Grice had hoped that we had forgotten about Phan Thiet, silly bastard. He is now Polepolisher due to his gymnastics with various structural members at the Saigon Mui Ne Resort.
On-on: Edgewater Riverside restaurant, BBQ

41 Hounds and 9 Virgins vs. Another Finger, Cao Chi Nhan, Drip Dry, Pencil Dick, Rubber Pussy and Charlotte Taylor

Runner Runs Haresets Note
Jon Dark 204 20
The Tickler 152 37
Deep Look 128 3
Tall Red 119 5
Deaf Teapot 115 2
False Alarm 111 24
Friendly Bank 110 1
Pencil Dick 104 18 Hare
Drip Dry 97 23 Hare
Deadly Night Shade 84 10
Hand Job 80 6
Wet Rag 78 8
Paddle File 75 4
Daddy Warbucks 72 0
Chorizo 64 17
Gobbler 60 17
EZ Wipe 59 5
Rampaging Pussy The 2nd 58 6
Porn Surfer 57 2
Jon of Course 55 5
Pants on Fire 55 4
Another Finger 46 9 Hare
Spotted Dick 40 3
Vibrator 36 3
Rubber Pussy 30 4 Hare
Giggling Mermaid 30 0
Paddy Fag 28 6
Fuse Blower 28 2
Whinging Weezer 27 1
Paper Mate 24 4
Maid in Vietnam 24 0
Tonto 23 4
Fuzz Buster 22 0
Squatter 18 0
Jockey Shorts 13 0
Mango Tango 11 0
Polepolisher 10 0
Fleet Foot 9 1
     Taylor,Charlotte 7 1 Hare
     Labrie,Claude 6 0
Duffer 5 0
Ice Pussy 4 1
     Holleman,Anne 4 0
     Maloney,Robert 4 0
     Smith, Ellen 4 0
Check a Pant 4 0
     Cao Chi Nhan 1 1 Hare
     Bisset,Robert 1 0 Virgin
     Cao Thi Ngoc Quy 1 0 Virgin
     Hall,Linda 1 0 Virgin
     Jeil,Gudrey 1 0 Virgin
     Lamberg,Larry 1 0 Virgin
     Lampre,Trevor (Keglegs) 1 0 Virgin
     Le Thuy Hanh 1 0 Virgin
     Thoin,Steffi 1 0 Virgin
     Tran Hoang Gia 1 0 Virgin