The Norwegian National Day Run
Run No. 579 on 26-May-02
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Location: Highway One, 9.3 kms past the Vung Tau turnoff in Bien Hoa, turn left and go 3.6 kms, left again and in 1 km: this was where we had the down-downs for the bike hash a few weeks ago.
The Run: A to B, two medium legs
Highlights: Great running trails, great countryside, albeit familiar. Well laid with lots of checks.
Lowlights: It bucketed down for the last leg, and settled down to a drizzle for the Hash Circle.
Hash Circle: JGM The Tickler wore the hat today. Another Finger's XLVth birthday, No Balls got some sort of minor, meaningless award (so the Hash isn't good enough for the Renaissance Hotel, eh?), Marathoners Chorizo and Gobbler (who came second last in the Women's division, which had only two runners) plus the usual heinous crimes.
Wanker of the Week: Black Pudding (represented by Pudding Head), for yet again backing out of a hareset.
Awards: Black hareshirt for Another Finger, Red hareshirts for Horny Wife, Stupid and Ice Box, 25 run shirt for Lucky Tiger and Paddle File's 75 run shirt. The Tickler received his custom-made 150 run shorts with extra dangly bits. It remains to be seen whether or not he's game to wear them on a run.
Milestones: Mad Hatter's 50th run

63 Hounds and 5 Virgins vs. Horny Wife, Ice Box, Ivan the Terrible, Stupid and Jan Egu Svendsen

Runner Runs Haresets Note
The Tickler 154 38
Tall Red 120 5
Wildschwein 118 19
Deaf Teapot 117 2
False Alarm 112 24
Friendly Bank 112 1
Pencil Dick 106 18
Lover of All Known Germs 101 12
Drip Dry 99 24
Killer of All Known Germs 96 16
Deadly Night Shade 85 10
Hand Job 82 6
Wet Rag 80 8
Screw Top 79 3
Five Skin 77 6
Paddle File 76 4
Chorizo 66 18
Gobbler 62 18
EZ Wipe 60 5
Porn Surfer 58 2
Jon of Course 57 5
Under Africa 56 10
Slime 54 2
No Balls 52 3
Mad Hatter 50 0
Another Finger 48 10
No Class 48 1
Supermodel 48 0
Pudding Head 43 2
Spotted Dick 42 3
Rice Pudding 42 2
Ivan the Terrible 39 6 Hare
African Queen 39 5
Paddy Fag 30 6
Fuse Blower 29 2
Horny Wife 28 1 Hare
Lucky Tiger 26 1
TeleTubby 26 0
Fuzz Buster 24 0
Don't Want To Do It 22 0
Stupid 21 1 Hare
Squatter 19 0
Close To Water 18 0
Frozen Dick 16 1
Ice Box 15 1 Hare
Returning Virgin 15 0
Jockey Shorts 14 0
Whorehound 12 1
Fleet Foot 11 1
     Doan Thi Hong Hanh 9 0
     Falck,Ingrid 8 0
     Ballo,Jannike 7 0
Duffer 7 0
     Hong Sok-Yon 6 0
     Nguyen Thi My Ngoc 6 0
     Ballo,Heljar 5 0
     Nguyen Amy 5 0
     Lee Nam Joo 4 0
IFC 4 0
Puffer 4 0
     Cao Chi Nhan 3 1
     Cao Thi Ngoc Quy 3 0
     Hall,Linda 3 0
     Tran Hoang Gia 3 0
     Svendsen,Jan Egu 2 1 Hare
     Falck,Christian 2 0
     Larson.Veronica 2 0
     Nyeholt,Dana 2 0
     Barr,Cara 1 0 Virgin
     Gunther,Katrin 1 0 Virgin
     Kurz,Eddy 1 0 Virgin
     Kurz,Jillian 1 0 Virgin
     Suzuki,Sara 1 0 Virgin