The Lost Lambs Run
Run No. 580 on Sunday, 2 June 2002
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Location: At the pagoda near the Dong Nai Golf Course, just off of Highway One in Bien Hoa.
The Run: A to B, three legs, led by Running Fags, er, Hares Paddy Fag, Herpes and Under Africa.
Highlights: The wet season has arrived! The countryside looks nice. Good trails, not too much shiggy, scenic.
Lowlights: Most of the runners got lost on the second leg, found third leg paper and finished up at the end half an hour early.
Hash Circle: led by The Tickler. Aside from the usual parade of urinators, whingers and suchlike, the French were called up to atone for a dismal show in the world cup, the ankle-biters to celebrate Children's Day, Ivan the Terrible for appalling dress sense and the Hares for losing a record number of runners.
Wanker of the Week: Under Africa for his little Freudian slip at the start.
Quote of the Week: Paddy Fag, who was heard saying "If you aren't nice to me, I'll shake it."
Visitor: Scamper, from Bangkok H3.
Awards: Drip Dry joined the ranks of the Dinosaurs with her 100th run (100 run shirt and mug), Fuzz Buster (25 run shirt), Charlotte and Nhan (Red hareset shirts).
On-on: The Hue Restaurant in the Backpacker area. Seven courses for 60,000vnd.

41 Hounds and 4 Virgins vs. Herpes, Paddy Fag, Margaret Preston, Fernando Requena and Under Africa

Runner Runs Haresets Note
Jon Dark 206 20
The Tickler 155 38
Herpes 135 34 Hare
Deaf Teapot 118 2
False Alarm 113 24
Friendly Bank 113 1
Pencil Dick 107 18
Lover of All Known Germs 102 12
Drip Dry 100 24
Killer of All Known Germs 97 16
Hand Job 83 6
Wet Rag 81 8
Five Skin 78 6
Paddle File 77 4
Chorizo 67 18
Gobbler 63 18
EZ Wipe 61 5
Porn Surfer 59 2
Under Africa 57 11 Hare
Another Finger 49 10
Supermodel 49 0
Pudding Head 44 2
Spotted Dick 43 3
Rice Pudding 43 2
Ivan the Terrible 40 6
African Queen 40 5
Venom Sucker 36 1
Paddy Fag 31 7 Hare
Rubber Pussy 31 4
TeleTubby 27 0
Fuzz Buster 25 0
Mu Lan 21 0
Squatter 20 0
Close To Water 19 0
Fleet Foot 12 1
     Preston,Margaret 11 1 Hare
     Reid,Pam 10 0
     Taylor,Charlotte 8 1
     Requena,Fernando 7 1 Hare
     Holleman,Anne 6 0
     Nguyen Amy 6 0
     Flood,Mary 5 0
     Nguyen Thu Lan 5 0
     Cao Chi Nhan 4 1
     Cao Thi Ngoc Quy 4 0
     Hall,Linda 4 0
     Katz,Karni 1 0 Virgin
     Katz,Offer 1 0 Virgin
     Scamper (Bankok H3) 1 0 Virgin
     Turner,Ian 1 0 Virgin