Location: Highway One, turn left at the Korean Highway (10.6 kms past the Saigon Bridge), go 3.6 kms, turn right, 5.4 kms, turn left at the big chicken sign (famous landmark), 3.0 kms, turn right, 0.6 kms, right onto dirt road and go 1.7 ms to run site.
The Run: A to B, two long legs.
Highlights: Good running and walking, well laid. Drip Dry didn't get lost.
Lowlights: All the Hares pissed off early, except for Under Africa.
Hash Circle: In the absence of both JGM's, Hash Whip Under Africa did the honors as acting GM. Lots of Virgins and Returnees, visiting Hashers Thumper (bearing gifts from Hobart) and The Dump (Taijin), the French for their inability to score, Hashers (of both genders) with facial hair for being David Beckham lookalikes, Chorizo for dragging himself from his deathbed just to come to the Hash, Frank and Francoise departing, plus the usual sins and sinners.
Wanker of the Week: Paddle File, just on general principle.
Quote of the Week: African Queen - "I need six inches, but not from anyone here."
Awards: Margaret and Fernando got their red Hareshirts, Another Finger, Mad Hatter and Supermodel (50 run shirts), Piglet (25 run shirt)
On-on: Underground, all-you-can-eat BBQ
| Runner | Runs | Haresets | Note |
|---|---|---|---|
| Jon Dark | 207 | 20 | |
| Squealing Pig | 164 | 20 | |
| The Tickler | 156 | 39 | Hare |
| Herpes | 136 | 35 | Hare |
| Deaf Teapot | 119 | 2 | |
| Olive Oyl | 116 | 9 | |
| Friendly Bank | 114 | 1 | |
| Pencil Dick | 108 | 18 | |
| Lover of All Known Germs | 103 | 12 | |
| Drip Dry | 101 | 25 | Hare |
| Killer of All Known Germs | 98 | 16 | |
| Bare-Arse Beaver | 84 | 11 | |
| Hand Job | 84 | 6 | |
| Screw Top | 80 | 3 | |
| Five Skin | 79 | 6 | |
| Paddle File | 78 | 4 | |
| Chorizo | 68 | 18 | |
| Gobbler | 64 | 18 | |
| Porn Surfer | 60 | 2 | |
| Under Africa | 58 | 12 | Hare |
| Jon of Course | 58 | 5 | |
| Slime | 55 | 2 | |
| No Balls | 53 | 3 | |
| Mad Hatter | 51 | 0 | |
| Another Finger | 50 | 10 | |
| Supermodel | 50 | 0 | |
| No Class | 49 | 1 | |
| Spotted Dick | 44 | 3 | |
| Of Course Not | 43 | 4 | |
| Peter Pan | 42 | 1 | |
| Ivan the Terrible | 41 | 6 | |
| African Queen | 41 | 5 | |
| Paddy Fag | 32 | 7 | |
| Fuse Blower | 30 | 2 | |
| Horny Wife | 29 | 1 | |
| TeleTubby | 28 | 0 | |
| Lucky Tiger | 27 | 1 | |
| Piglet | 27 | 1 | |
| Black Hole | 24 | 1 | |
| Don't Want To Do It | 23 | 0 | |
| Mu Lan | 22 | 0 | |
| Little RNG Bear | 18 | 0 | |
| Mountain Goat | 18 | 0 | |
| Ice Box | 16 | 1 | |
| Jockey Shorts | 15 | 0 | |
| Preston,Margaret | 12 | 1 | |
| Requena,Fernando | 8 | 1 | |
| Duffer | 8 | 0 | |
| Enjalric,Frank | 7 | 1 | |
| Enjalric,Francoise | 7 | 0 | |
| Nguyen Amy | 7 | 0 | |
| Ballo,Heljar | 6 | 0 | |
| Nguyen Thu Lan | 6 | 0 | |
| Cao Chi Nhan | 5 | 1 | |
| Cao Thi Ngoc Quy | 5 | 0 | |
| Hall,Linda | 5 | 0 | |
| Puffer | 5 | 0 | |
| Nyeholt,Dana | 3 | 0 | |
| Turner,Ian | 2 | 0 | |
| Bui Ngoc Hoa | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Brill,Thomas (The Dump) | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Buysman,Maarten | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Hirsch,Rick | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Macy, Priscilla P. | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Macy,Peter P. | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Sellar,Garie | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Singh,O. P. | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Spence,Mark | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| White,Kylie (Thumper) | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Wiltshire,Lennox | 1 | 0 | Virgin |