The Incurable Romantics Run
Run No. 581 on Sunday, 9 June 2002
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Location: Highway One, turn left at the Korean Highway (10.6 kms past the Saigon Bridge), go 3.6 kms, turn right, 5.4 kms, turn left at the big chicken sign (famous landmark), 3.0 kms, turn right, 0.6 kms, right onto dirt road and go 1.7 ms to run site.
The Run: A to B, two long legs.
Highlights: Good running and walking, well laid. Drip Dry didn't get lost.
Lowlights: All the Hares pissed off early, except for Under Africa.
Hash Circle: In the absence of both JGM's, Hash Whip Under Africa did the honors as acting GM. Lots of Virgins and Returnees, visiting Hashers Thumper (bearing gifts from Hobart) and The Dump (Taijin), the French for their inability to score, Hashers (of both genders) with facial hair for being David Beckham lookalikes, Chorizo for dragging himself from his deathbed just to come to the Hash, Frank and Francoise departing, plus the usual sins and sinners.
Wanker of the Week: Paddle File, just on general principle.
Quote of the Week: African Queen - "I need six inches, but not from anyone here."
Awards: Margaret and Fernando got their red Hareshirts, Another Finger, Mad Hatter and Supermodel (50 run shirts), Piglet (25 run shirt)
On-on: Underground, all-you-can-eat BBQ

55 Hounds and 11 Virgins vs. Drip Dry, Herpes, The Tickler and Under Africa

Runner Runs Haresets Note
Jon Dark 207 20
Squealing Pig 164 20
The Tickler 156 39 Hare
Herpes 136 35 Hare
Deaf Teapot 119 2
Olive Oyl 116 9
Friendly Bank 114 1
Pencil Dick 108 18
Lover of All Known Germs 103 12
Drip Dry 101 25 Hare
Killer of All Known Germs 98 16
Bare-Arse Beaver 84 11
Hand Job 84 6
Screw Top 80 3
Five Skin 79 6
Paddle File 78 4
Chorizo 68 18
Gobbler 64 18
Porn Surfer 60 2
Under Africa 58 12 Hare
Jon of Course 58 5
Slime 55 2
No Balls 53 3
Mad Hatter 51 0
Another Finger 50 10
Supermodel 50 0
No Class 49 1
Spotted Dick 44 3
Of Course Not 43 4
Peter Pan 42 1
Ivan the Terrible 41 6
African Queen 41 5
Paddy Fag 32 7
Fuse Blower 30 2
Horny Wife 29 1
TeleTubby 28 0
Lucky Tiger 27 1
Piglet 27 1
Black Hole 24 1
Don't Want To Do It 23 0
Mu Lan 22 0
Little RNG Bear 18 0
Mountain Goat 18 0
Ice Box 16 1
Jockey Shorts 15 0
     Preston,Margaret 12 1
     Requena,Fernando 8 1
Duffer 8 0
     Enjalric,Frank 7 1
     Enjalric,Francoise 7 0
     Nguyen Amy 7 0
     Ballo,Heljar 6 0
     Nguyen Thu Lan 6 0
     Cao Chi Nhan 5 1
     Cao Thi Ngoc Quy 5 0
     Hall,Linda 5 0
Puffer 5 0
     Nyeholt,Dana 3 0
     Turner,Ian 2 0
     Bui Ngoc Hoa 1 0 Virgin
     Brill,Thomas (The Dump) 1 0 Virgin
     Buysman,Maarten 1 0 Virgin
     Hirsch,Rick 1 0 Virgin
     Macy, Priscilla P. 1 0 Virgin
     Macy,Peter P. 1 0 Virgin
     Sellar,Garie 1 0 Virgin
     Singh,O. P. 1 0 Virgin
     Spence,Mark 1 0 Virgin
     White,Kylie (Thumper) 1 0 Virgin
     Wiltshire,Lennox 1 0 Virgin