Chorizo's 69 Celebration Run
Run No. 582 on Sunday, 16 June 2002
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Location: Highway 51, turn right about 9 kms past Cora and go over the 5 tonne bridge. Follow the paved road for about 5.5 kms.
The Run: A to B, two legs, medium long and medium.
Highlights: Nice countryside, good running, well-laid trail and a terrific stretch of creek running/walking.
Lowlights: In what must be a first Saigon H3, the Hares mislaid BOTH the water stop and the Hash circle site. A large group of walkers lost the main group when they went shopping/raiding orchards or whatever.
Hash Circle: The Tickler presided, Ice gave a very accurate run report, Passing Snickers returned after a long absence with new offspring, assorted French and Argentinians (or their substitutes) for dismal World Cup performances (again), the Germans for speaking in tongues and the Hares for assorted sins (see above). And, of course, the usual urinators, whingers, fashion deficient, and so on.
Visitors: Ice (Royal Selangor Club H3), Scary Spice.
Wanker of the Week: Chorizo, for embarrassing the Hash with his midweek public attempt at dancing.
Rumours: Is Mole really back in town? If so, why is he hiding?
Awards: Drip Dry (25 hareset mug), Maid in Vietnam (25 run shirt)
Milestones: Chorizo's 69th run
Namings: Amy is henceforth Xena
On-on: Lion Brewery & Pub - new place next to the Caravelle with good beer.

42 Hounds and 10 Virgins vs. Cao Chi Nhan, Chorizo, Gobbler and Pencil Dick

Runner Runs Haresets Note
Jon Dark 208 20
The Tickler 157 39
Wildschwein 119 19
False Alarm 114 24
Pencil Dick 109 19 Hare
Lover of All Known Germs 104 12
Drip Dry 102 25
Killer of All Known Germs 99 16
Deadly Night Shade 86 10
Hand Job 85 6
Wet Rag 82 8
Paddle File 79 4
Chorizo 69 19 Hare
Gobbler 65 19 Hare
EZ Wipe 62 5
Porn Surfer 61 2
Under Africa 59 12
Jon of Course 59 5
Condom vs Femidom 54 3
Of Course Not 44 4
African Queen 42 5
Vibrator 37 3
Rubber Pussy 32 4
Giggling Mermaid 31 0
Whinging Weezer 28 1
Maid in Vietnam 25 0
Close To Water 20 0
Jailbait 14 0
Fleet Foot 13 1
Dr Do Little 13 0
Polepolisher 12 0
Passing Snickers 10 3
Duffer 9 0
Xena 8 0
     Foreman,Martin 7 0
     Labrie,Claude 7 0
     Nguyen Thu Lan 7 0
     Cao Chi Nhan 6 2 Hare
     Cao Thi Ngoc Quy 6 0
     Hall,Linda 6 0
Embassile 4 1
     Nissen,Nico 3 0
     Bui Ngoc Hoa 2 0
     Macy, Priscilla P. 2 0
     Macy,Peter P. 2 0
     Suzuki,Sara 2 0
     Beltier,Jenny (Scary Spice) 1 0 Virgin
     Chadwick,Mark 1 0 Virgin
     Chuan (Ice) 1 0 Virgin
     Ehret,Klaus 1 0 Virgin
     Foley,Claudia 1 0 Virgin
     Foley.Larry 1 0 Virgin
     Greene,Mai 1 0 Virgin
     Marguarelt,Alexander 1 0 Virgin
     Suzuki,Shoichiro 1 0 Virgin
     Tibbetts,Tricia 1 0 Virgin