The Eurotrash Mutual Support Society Run
Run No. 583 on Sunday, 23 June 2002
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Location: Another Monkey Mountain run - start at the base next to the lake.
The Run: Billed as A to Z, which is enough to make everybody a little nervous. In fact, it was A to A 1/2, the finish being about 400m from the start.
Highlights: You can't beat the view from the temple on top of Monkey Mountain.
Lowlights: The rest of the scenery was, well, crap.
Hash Circle: JGM The Tickler wore the funny hat. Scary Spice gave the run report. All the Catholics got down-downs for denying poor, misunderstood businessman John Gotti a burial Mass, the Eurotrash and Yanks represented the World Cup losers, Fuse Blower's birthday, and in a shameless display of bribery, Duffer presented Wellington Interhash 2004 t-shirts to The Tickler, Jailbait and Chorizo.
Wanker of the Week: Amongst stiff competition, Gobbler won it for feeding her dog through an electric fan
Quote of the Week: Dana - "I have trouble coming regularly." She followed this up with, "I always come by myself."
Awards: Killer of All Known Germs joined the ranks of The Dinosaurs with his 100th run (t-shirt and mug), No Class (50 run shirt), Tonto (25 run shirt) and Robert (red hareshirt)
Namings: Papermate was renamed as Nutsucker, due to a) having a boring Hashname and b) her habit of sucking the chocolate off the peanuts before spitting them back in the bowl (there was a third reason but Tonto just looked embarrassed and wouldn't say what it was).
On-on: San Thuong Terrace, BBQ - 80,000 vnd inc 1 beer

50 Hounds and 3 Virgins vs. Hand Job, Jockey Shorts, Jon Dark, Robert Maloney and Wildschwein

Runner Runs Haresets Note
Jon Dark 209 21 Hare
Squealing Pig 165 20
The Tickler 158 39
Wildschwein 120 20 Hare
False Alarm 115 24
Pencil Dick 110 19
Lover of All Known Germs 105 12
Drip Dry 103 25
Killer of All Known Germs 100 16
Deadly Night Shade 87 10
Hand Job 86 7 Hare
Wet Rag 83 8
Screw Top 81 3
Paddle File 80 4
Chorizo 70 19
Gobbler 66 19
EZ Wipe 63 5
Under Africa 60 12
Jon of Course 60 5
Rampaging Pussy The 2nd 59 6
Slime 56 2
No Balls 54 3
No Class 50 1
Of Course Not 45 4
Spotted Dick 45 3
African Queen 43 5
Ivan the Terrible 42 6
Paddy Fag 33 7
Charred Dick 33 0
Fuse Blower 31 2
Horny Wife 30 1
Lucky Tiger 28 1
Nutsucker 26 4
Tonto 25 4
Don't Want To Do It 24 0
Close To Water 21 0
Little RNG Bear 19 0
Mountain Goat 19 0
Jockey Shorts 16 1 Hare
Jailbait 15 0
Dr Do Little 14 0
Duffer 10 0
Xena 9 0
     Cao Chi Nhan 7 2
     Cao Thi Ngoc Quy 7 0
     Hall,Linda 7 0
Puffer 6 0
     Maloney,Robert 5 1 Hare
Embassile 5 1
     Nyeholt,Dana 4 0
     O'Reilly,Daniel 3 1
     Suzuki,Sara 3 0
     McConnell,Allanda 2 0
     Suzuki,Shoichiro 2 0
Scary Spice 2 0
     Beunder,Rhiannon 1 0 Virgin
     Jackman,Maree 1 0 Virgin
     Sparling,Lynn 1 0 Virgin