Location: From the Circle of Death, take Hwy 13 to Korean Hwy, turn right for 1.2 kms, left and head north for 16.9 kms. Runsite at the bridge.
The Run: A to B, two legs (long and long), on the left side of the road (mostly) for a change - nice countryside, some old stuff and some new stuff.
Highlights: Pop My Cork's cute little cottontail, Wildschwein's not-so-cute underpants, and matching bugles for Ivan the Terrible, Horny Wife and brats.
Lowlights: FIFA interfering with our all-important Sunday afternoon by scheduling some minor sporting event, leading to early defections from the Hash Circle.
Hash Circle: The Tickler in charge. Condom vs Femidom gave the run report. The Hares copped a few down-downs, young Daniel was pleased and delighted to be called a pervert ("Just wait till I tell Mum!"), departing runners farewelled again, and, of course, the usual faces gave the usual penance for the usual crimes.
Wanker of the Week: Squealing Pig, for signing a contract with the missus about when he's allowed to go Hashing.
Departing Hashers: A sad day, with the final appearances of Pop My Cork (departing for the greener fields of Woomera),and the Family Horn; Ivan The T, Horny Wife, Stupid and Don't Want To Do It, who are retiring to sunny, tropical Norway.
Awards: Pop My Cork's (overdue) Black hareshirt, Daniel (red Hareshirt), Black Hole and Don't Want To Do It (25 run shirts)
Mismanagement: Deaf Teapot takes over from Ivan The Terrible as Hash Horn. The final blow-off confirmed that we are back to traditional Hash blowing.
Namings: Another Finger originally got named by the Vung Tau Hash on the annual joint run last year, due to a strong similarity between her and the VTH3 On-Sec, Middle Finger. On AF's final run with SH3, she finally got her Saigon Hash name, Pop My Cork.
On-on: Ali Baba Indian Restaurant
| Runner | Runs | Haresets | Note |
|---|---|---|---|
| Jon Dark | 210 | 21 | |
| Squealing Pig | 166 | 20 | |
| The Tickler | 159 | 39 | |
| Wildschwein | 121 | 20 | |
| Deaf Teapot | 120 | 2 | |
| False Alarm | 116 | 24 | |
| Friendly Bank | 115 | 1 | |
| Pencil Dick | 111 | 20 | Hare |
| Drip Dry | 104 | 25 | |
| Killer of All Known Germs | 101 | 16 | |
| Deadly Night Shade | 88 | 10 | |
| Wet Rag | 84 | 8 | |
| Paddle File | 81 | 4 | |
| Five Skin | 80 | 6 | |
| EZ Wipe | 64 | 5 | |
| Porn Surfer | 62 | 2 | |
| Under Africa | 61 | 12 | |
| Jon of Course | 61 | 5 | |
| Condom vs Femidom | 55 | 3 | |
| Pop My Cork | 51 | 10 | |
| Of Course Not | 46 | 4 | |
| Spotted Dick | 46 | 3 | |
| African Queen | 44 | 5 | |
| Ivan the Terrible | 43 | 6 | |
| Paddy Fag | 34 | 7 | |
| Rubber Pussy | 33 | 5 | Hare |
| Horny Wife | 31 | 1 | |
| Black Hole | 25 | 1 | |
| Don't Want To Do It | 25 | 0 | |
| Mu Lan | 23 | 0 | |
| Stupid | 22 | 1 | |
| Close To Water | 22 | 0 | |
| Push-Up | 18 | 0 | |
| Inky Dick | 17 | 0 | |
| Returning Virgin | 16 | 0 | |
| Eaten Alive | 15 | 0 | |
| Passing Snickers | 11 | 3 | |
| Duffer | 11 | 1 | Hare |
| Cao Chi Nhan | 8 | 3 | Hare |
| Cao Thi Ngoc Quy | 8 | 1 | Hare |
| Hall,Linda | 8 | 0 | |
| Puffer | 7 | 0 | |
| O'Reilly,Daniel | 4 | 1 | |
| Greene,Mai | 2 | 0 | |
| Jackman,Maree | 2 | 0 | |
| Spence,Mark | 2 | 0 | |
| Switalski,Kirsty | 2 | 0 | |
| Tibbetts,Tricia | 2 | 0 | |
| Day,Gill | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Fels,Bob | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Fodor,Danielle | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Huynh Thi Kieau Oanh | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Tran Quang Tuyen | 1 | 0 | Virgin |