The Win Some, Lose Some Run
Run No. 584 on Sunday, 30 June 2002
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Location: From the Circle of Death, take Hwy 13 to Korean Hwy, turn right for 1.2 kms, left and head north for 16.9 kms. Runsite at the bridge.
The Run: A to B, two legs (long and long), on the left side of the road (mostly) for a change - nice countryside, some old stuff and some new stuff.
Highlights: Pop My Cork's cute little cottontail, Wildschwein's not-so-cute underpants, and matching bugles for Ivan the Terrible, Horny Wife and brats.
Lowlights: FIFA interfering with our all-important Sunday afternoon by scheduling some minor sporting event, leading to early defections from the Hash Circle.
Hash Circle: The Tickler in charge. Condom vs Femidom gave the run report. The Hares copped a few down-downs, young Daniel was pleased and delighted to be called a pervert ("Just wait till I tell Mum!"), departing runners farewelled again, and, of course, the usual faces gave the usual penance for the usual crimes.
Wanker of the Week: Squealing Pig, for signing a contract with the missus about when he's allowed to go Hashing.
Departing Hashers: A sad day, with the final appearances of Pop My Cork (departing for the greener fields of Woomera),and the Family Horn; Ivan The T, Horny Wife, Stupid and Don't Want To Do It, who are retiring to sunny, tropical Norway.
Awards: Pop My Cork's (overdue) Black hareshirt, Daniel (red Hareshirt), Black Hole and Don't Want To Do It (25 run shirts)
Mismanagement: Deaf Teapot takes over from Ivan The Terrible as Hash Horn. The final blow-off confirmed that we are back to traditional Hash blowing.
Namings: Another Finger originally got named by the Vung Tau Hash on the annual joint run last year, due to a strong similarity between her and the VTH3 On-Sec, Middle Finger. On AF's final run with SH3, she finally got her Saigon Hash name, Pop My Cork.
On-on: Ali Baba Indian Restaurant

43 Hounds and 5 Virgins vs. Cao Chi Nhan, Cao Thi Ngoc Quy, Duffer, Pencil Dick and Rubber Pussy

Runner Runs Haresets Note
Jon Dark 210 21
Squealing Pig 166 20
The Tickler 159 39
Wildschwein 121 20
Deaf Teapot 120 2
False Alarm 116 24
Friendly Bank 115 1
Pencil Dick 111 20 Hare
Drip Dry 104 25
Killer of All Known Germs 101 16
Deadly Night Shade 88 10
Wet Rag 84 8
Paddle File 81 4
Five Skin 80 6
EZ Wipe 64 5
Porn Surfer 62 2
Under Africa 61 12
Jon of Course 61 5
Condom vs Femidom 55 3
Pop My Cork 51 10
Of Course Not 46 4
Spotted Dick 46 3
African Queen 44 5
Ivan the Terrible 43 6
Paddy Fag 34 7
Rubber Pussy 33 5 Hare
Horny Wife 31 1
Black Hole 25 1
Don't Want To Do It 25 0
Mu Lan 23 0
Stupid 22 1
Close To Water 22 0
Push-Up 18 0
Inky Dick 17 0
Returning Virgin 16 0
Eaten Alive 15 0
Passing Snickers 11 3
Duffer 11 1 Hare
     Cao Chi Nhan 8 3 Hare
     Cao Thi Ngoc Quy 8 1 Hare
     Hall,Linda 8 0
Puffer 7 0
     O'Reilly,Daniel 4 1
     Greene,Mai 2 0
     Jackman,Maree 2 0
     Spence,Mark 2 0
     Switalski,Kirsty 2 0
     Tibbetts,Tricia 2 0
     Day,Gill 1 0 Virgin
     Fels,Bob 1 0 Virgin
     Fodor,Danielle 1 0 Virgin
     Huynh Thi Kieau Oanh 1 0 Virgin
     Tran Quang Tuyen 1 0 Virgin