[Previous report][Next report] Run No. 585 on Sunday, 7 July 2002 The Germinator Run

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Location: Highway 1, 15.3 kms past Cora, turn left onto the Tri An Dam road and go 4.1 kms, turn left and go 3.7 kms. Runsite at the water factory.
The Run: A to B, 3 legs (medium, long and short). The last two times this runsite was used, the run went in a clockwise direction. This time, the Hares took us the other way into new country.
Highlights: Great scenery - one of the best runs in recent memory.
Lowlights: Remarkably, there weren't any.
Hash Circle: The Dis-Hon. Tonto JGM presiding. Philip gave the run report, complaining that SH3 were "too organised". All the Americans were called up to atone for the annual AmCham debacle (as well as their contributions to Afghan wedding entertainment); Hand Job, Jockey Shorts and Wildschwein formed the Lonely Hearts Club, having spent the week pining away; Herpes for redefining chivalry by dropping his lovely (and expectant) bride Genital Proctologist into the drink while "helping" her across the creek.
Wanker of the Week: Jailbait, for not inviting the Hash to her birthday party last week. Sensible move, that.
Jock of the Week: Last week's inaugural Jock of the Week Wildschwein passed this coveted award on to Paddle File who elected to wear the Jocks on his head. Doesn't he know where they've been?
Awards: Jockey Shorts, Duffer and Quy (red Hareshirts)
Milestones: Sugar Pussy's 10th hareset
On-on: Gardenstadt Restaurant

44 Hounds and 2 Virgins vs. EZ Wipe, Killer of All Known Germs, Lover of All Known Germs, No Balls, Sugar Pussy and Wet Rag

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Runner	Runs	Haresets	Note
Herpes	137	35
Wildschwein	122	20
Deaf Teapot	121	2
False Alarm	117	24
Friendly Bank	116	1
Pencil Dick	112	20
Lover of All Known Germs	106	13	Hare
Killer of All Known Germs	102	17	Hare
Deadly Night Shade	89	10
Hand Job	87	7
Wet Rag	85	9	Hare
Paddle File	82	4
Screw Top	82	3
Sugar Pussy	79	10	Hare
EZ Wipe	65	6	Hare
Porn Surfer	63	2
Jon of Course	62	5
Rampaging Pussy The 2nd	60	6
No Balls	55	4	Hare
No Class	51	1
Of Course Not	47	4
Spotted Dick	47	3
Rubber Pussy	34	5
Genital Proctologist	34	3
Fuse Blower	32	2
Lucky Tiger	29	1
Nutsucker	27	4
Tonto	26	4
Manual Dexterity	23	1
Platapussy	23	0
Push-Up	19	0
Jockey Shorts	17	1
Returning Virgin	17	0
Jailbait	16	0
Dr Do Little	15	0
Duffer	12	1
Reid,Pam	11	0
Cao Chi Nhan	9	3
Cao Thi Ngoc Quy	9	1
Taylor,Charlotte	9	1
Hall,Linda	9	0
Nyeholt,Dana	5	0
Nissen,Nico	4	0
Jackman,Maree	3	0
Macy, Priscilla P.	3	0
Macy,Peter P.	3	0
Middleton,Blake	3	0
Fels,Bob	2	0
Fodor,Danielle	2	0
Huynh Thi Kieau Oanh	2	0
Nissen,Philip	1	0	Virgin
Peacock,Darren	1	0	Virgin