[Previous report][Next report] Run No. 586 on Sunday, 14 July 2002 The Bastille Day Frog March

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Location: Take Highway 13 north from Circle of Death for 21 kms, turn right at AB Factory Sign, and in 700m.
Private and Confidential: Piston Broke, please come back. All is forgiven. We know that you were intoxicated and not responsible for your actions.
Highlights: Nice, scenic run in an area that hasn't been used for a while.
Lowlights: Hares getting lost - especially Wet Rag, who was staring into his handheld GPS unit trying to work out where to go next when it started ringing.
Hash Circle: In the absence of our JGMs, ex-GM Wildschwein took the reins, with No Balls filling in as RA. Major sinners included all the French (Bastille Day), the Brits (trying to sink Australia), and the Ball-less Class-less family (advanced malingering).
Prodigal Hashers: Rooster re-appeared after an eight-year absence, Cesspool and Running Pooh returned after a long break, plus General Erection finished his long holiday in and around the fleshpots of Bangkok..
Jock of the Week: Paddle File passed the Holey Jocks on to Porn Surfer, who had to be dragged out from under a car to accept this prestigious award. Maybe they'll get washed this week.
Awards: General Erection (25 run shirt).
Milestones: Wet Rag (10th hareset)
Namings: Margaret has been christened Mossy Crotch (due to the lime green shorts that she sports) and Fernando is now Fur Eater (um, lets not go there). Also, an overdue renaming; the former Close To Water is now Platapussy for some obscure reason.
On-on: the Hoa Vien in Mac Dinh Chi

32 Hounds and 8 Virgins vs. Deaf Teapot, Jon of Course, Wet Rag and Wildschwein

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Runner	Runs	Haresets	Note
Wildschwein	123	21	Hare
Deaf Teapot	122	3	Hare
Tall Red	121	5
Friendly Bank	117	1
Pencil Dick	113	20
Lover of All Known Germs	107	13
Killer of All Known Germs	103	17
Hand Job	88	7
Wet Rag	86	10	Hare
Paddle File	83	4
Five Skin	81	6
EZ Wipe	66	6
Porn Surfer	64	2
Jon of Course	63	6	Hare
Slime	57	2
No Balls	56	4
No Class	52	1
Lucky Tiger	30	1
General Erection	25	1
Mu Lan	24	0
Platapussy	24	0
Towellette	21	0
Jockey Shorts	18	1
Cesspool	18	0
Rooster	18	0
Mossy Crotch	13	1
Cao Chi Nhan	10	3
Cao Thi Ngoc Quy	10	1
Hall,Linda	10	0
Running Pooh	10	0
Fur Eater	9	1
Pigram,Phil	9	0
Halliday,Belinda	8	0
Jackman,Maree	4	0
Koller,Mark	3	0
Tran Quang Tuyen	2	0
Anderson,Katie	1	0	Virgin
Archibald,Susana	1	0	Virgin
Nguyen Thi Van	1	0	Virgin
Pigram,Judy	1	0	Virgin
Pigram,Mick	1	0	Virgin
Tran Huu Hanh	1	0	Virgin
Wick,Albrecht	1	0	Virgin
Wick,Cicely	1	0	Virgin