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Location: Vung Tau Road, turn right 1.5 kms past the Lo Tha Dairy, in 3.2 kms.
The Run: A to B, two legs - long and long.
Highlights: Familiar territory, but not used since last year. Nice spot for the Hash Circle.
Lowlights: Paper shortage, mass confusion
Hash Circle: JGM Tonto overcame his Saturday night alcohol poisoning to preside. Fuse Blower gave his run report: a somewhat flattering "So-so". Maree, Linda and Danielle apparently found a practical use for a large cucumber. Lover of All Known Germs and Pencil Dick celebrated birthdays, both demonstrating that although youth eventually fades away you can be immature forever. Romance reared its ugly head when Bob was spotted gathering posies for Push-Up.
Wanker of the Week: Pencil Dick for his masterful skills in organising a hareset. ("Paper? What do we need that for?")
Quote of the Week: Lover of All Known Germs came out with "Pencil Dick, do we keep going up and down or do we just go once?"
Jock of the Week: Porn Surfer passed the Jocks on to Killer of all Known Germs. However, she laundered them during the week so another piece of Hash History goes down the drain.
Awards: Sugar Pussy and Wet Rag received their 10 Hareset Black Shirts, while Mu Lan and Platapussy got their 25 Run shirts.
On-on: The former Asia restaurant, now under new management. Uninspiring.

45 Hounds and 3 Virgins vs. Cao Chi Nhan, Herpes, Nutsucker, Pencil Dick, Returning Virgin and Tonto

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Runner	Runs	Haresets	Note
Herpes	138	36	Hare
Wildschwein	124	21
Deaf Teapot	123	3
Friendly Bank	118	1
Pencil Dick	114	21	Hare
Lover of All Known Germs	108	13
Killer of All Known Germs	104	17
Deadly Night Shade	90	10
Hand Job	89	7
Wet Rag	87	10
Paddle File	84	4
Screw Top	83	3
Sugar Pussy	80	10
EZ Wipe	67	6
Porn Surfer	65	2
Jon of Course	64	6
Paddy Fag	35	7
Genital Proctologist	35	3
Fuse Blower	33	2
Nutsucker	28	5	Hare
Tonto	27	5	Hare
General Erection	26	1
Mu Lan	25	0
Platapussy	25	0
Towellette	22	0
Push-Up	20	0
Jockey Shorts	19	1
Cesspool	19	0
Rooster	19	0
Returning Virgin	18	1	Hare
Jailbait	17	0
Dr Do Little	16	0
Fairy	13	1
Passing Snickers	12	3
Cao Chi Nhan	11	4	Hare
Cao Thi Ngoc Quy	11	1
Hall,Linda	11	0
Running Pooh	11	0
Jackman,Maree	5	0
Nissen,Nico	5	0
Middleton,Blake	4	0
Fels,Bob	3	0
Fodor,Danielle	3	0
Greene,Maya	3	0
Huynh Thi Kieau Oanh	3	0
Tibbetts,Tricia	3	0
Yeap,Nelson	3	0
Anderson,Katie	2	0
Wick,Albrecht	2	0
Wick,Cicely	2	0
Woess,Esther	2	0
Eberdt,Caroline	1	0	Virgin
King,Michael	1	0	Virgin
MacKenzie,David	1	0	Virgin