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Run No. 588 on Thursday, 25 July 2002
Son of the Full Moon Hash
Location: Saigon South. 4.2 kms past Saigon Wonderland , turn right and in 600m
The Run: A to B, 1 leg, about an hour.
Highlights: Pretty good run, lots of compliments. Runners came in only minutes behind the walkers.
Lowlights: Afternoon rainstorm washed away a lot of the paper, and it's a pretty good idea to plan a Full Moon Hash so that the moon appears before the beginning of the run and not afterwards.
Hash Circle: The M.C. role was filled by His Obesity Tonto, JGM. Porn Surfer gave the run report. Tonto finally had a small enough pack so that he could call up all non-committee members for not doing anything, plus all the Germans (Wildschwein and Handjob) for being cunning linguists, all the Americans for crimes against culture and good taste, Deaf Teapot for only tooting the horn when off the trail, and General Erection for not being wet and slippery (see quote below).
Wanker of the Week: Black Hole for losing her husband for a day or two, losing her flip-flops in the mud, and making the Hash Bus stop en route so that she could catch up.
Quote of the Week: Porn Surfer, who was heard to say, "My God, it's so wet and slippery!" She was apparently talking to Wildschwein at the time.
Namings: Charlotte's dissolute, decadent and morally depraved lifestyle finally caught up to her: she is henceforth "Sleepless in Saigon".
On-on: a last minute decision to go to some place in Vo Van Tan St, District 3.

18 Hounds and 2 Virgins vs. Cao Chi Nhan, Paddy Fag and Pencil Dick
Runner Runs Haresets Note
Herpes 139 36
Wildschwein 125 21
Deaf Teapot 124 3
Friendly Bank 119 1
Pencil Dick 115 22 Hare
Hand Job 90 7
Porn Surfer 66 2
Jon of Course 65 6
Of Course Not 48 4
Paddy Fag 36 8 Hare
Nutsucker 29 5
Tonto 28 5
General Erection 27 1
Black Hole 26 1
Push-Up 21 0
     Cao Chi Nhan 12 5 Hare
     Cao Thi Ngoc Quy 12 1
Sleepless in Saigon 10 1
     Middleton,Blake 5 0
     Fels,Bob 4 0
     Nguyen Thanh Ha 2 0
     Dolina,Peter 1 0 Virgin
     Nguyen Thi Thanh Tam 1 0 Virgin