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Run No. 589 on Sunday, 28 July 2002
The Known Germs Farewell Run

Location: Old entrance, Buu Long Park, Bien Hoa
The Run: A to A, three legs, medium, medium and medium
Highlights: Best Buu Long run in living memory - the hares managed to keep a lot of the run inside the park.
Lowlights: Rain washed away a lot of the paper, lots of flirting but not much action (sigh)
Hash Circle: JGM Tonto again acted as ringmaster. Run reports were delivered by Fuse Blower and Tall Red. This week's sinners included all the dicks and pussies; Black Hole, Ice Pussy, Sugar Pussy and Fairy for bus abuse; too many fashion abusers to list here; plenty of sex this week thanks to General Erection, Ice Pussy, Fleet Foot and Herpes; and pleas for kindness from Sleepless in Saigon ("My mom is here! She doesn't have to know EVERYTHING!") fell on deaf ears.
Departing Hashers: Lover Of All Known Germs and Killer Of All Known Germs have finally served their time in Saigon and have been granted early release.
Wanker of the Week: Microsoft, for a combination of excess whinging and getting lost on the first leg, returning to the runsite and downing two beers before the rest of the pack got back.
Quote of the Week: Amidst stiff competition from Nutsucker, Sleepless in Saigon and Maree, Lover of All Known Germs carried it off for the second Sunday in a row with ". . . and it always leaks out and gets all over my belly button."
Jock of the Week: Jon Of Course, of course.
Awards: False Alarm got his 25th hareset pornographic mug, and Ice Pussy got her (belated) red hareshirt.
Namings: Due to her stirling performance with elongated green vegetables, Linda is now Pickled Pink.
On-on: La Taverne - French fodder

39 Hounds and 5 Virgins vs. Deadly Night Shade, Deaf Teapot, False Alarm, Fleet Foot, Friendly Bank and Ice Pussy

Runner Runs Haresets Note
Herpes 140 36
Wildschwein 126 21
Deaf Teapot 125 4 Hare
Tall Red 122 5
Friendly Bank 120 2 Hare
False Alarm 118 25 Hare
Pencil Dick 116 22
Lover of All Known Germs 109 13
Killer of All Known Germs 105 17
Deadly Night Shade 91 11 Hare
Wet Rag 88 10
Paddle File 85 4
Sugar Pussy 81 10
EZ Wipe 68 6
Porn Surfer 67 2
Jon of Course 66 6
Of Course Not 49 4
Paddy Fag 37 8
Fuse Blower 34 2
Nutsucker 30 5
Tonto 29 5
Micro Soft 29 3
General Erection 28 1
Black Hole 27 1
Towellette 23 0
Push-Up 22 0
Rooster 20 0
Inky Dick 18 0
Fleet Foot 14 2 Hare
Fairy 14 1
     Cao Chi Nhan 13 5
     Cao Thi Ngoc Quy 13 1
Duffer 13 1
     Reid,Pam 12 0
Pickled Pink 12 0
Sleepless in Saigon 11 1
     Jackman,Maree 6 0
     Middleton,Blake 6 0
Ice Pussy 5 2 Hare
     Fels,Bob 5 0
     Fodor,Danielle 4 0
     Wick,Albrecht 3 0
     Wick,Cicely 3 0
     Woess,Esther 3 0
     Nguyen Thi Thanh Tam 2 0
     Clerc,Claudette 1 0 Virgin
     Franziskat(?) 1 0 Virgin
     Tan Boon Keng 1 0 Virgin
     Taylor,Ann 1 0 Virgin
     Taylor,Samuel 1 0 Virgin