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Location: Old entrance, Buu Long Park, Bien Hoa
The Run: A to A, three legs, medium, medium and medium
Highlights: Best Buu Long run in living memory - the hares managed to keep a lot of the run inside the park.
Lowlights: Rain washed away a lot of the paper, lots of flirting but not much action (sigh)
Hash Circle: JGM Tonto again acted as ringmaster. Run reports were delivered by Fuse Blower and Tall Red. This week's sinners included all the dicks and pussies; Black Hole, Ice Pussy, Sugar Pussy and Fairy for bus abuse; too many fashion abusers to list here; plenty of sex this week thanks to General Erection, Ice Pussy, Fleet Foot and Herpes; and pleas for kindness from Sleepless in Saigon ("My mom is here! She doesn't have to know EVERYTHING!") fell on deaf ears.
Departing Hashers: Lover Of All Known Germs and Killer Of All Known Germs have finally served their time in Saigon and have been granted early release.
Wanker of the Week: Microsoft, for a combination of excess whinging and getting lost on the first leg, returning to the runsite and downing two beers before the rest of the pack got back.
Quote of the Week: Amidst stiff competition from Nutsucker, Sleepless in Saigon and Maree, Lover of All Known Germs carried it off for the second Sunday in a row with ". . . and it always leaks out and gets all over my belly button."
Jock of the Week: Jon Of Course, of course.
Awards: False Alarm got his 25th hareset pornographic mug, and Ice Pussy got her (belated) red hareshirt.
Namings: Due to her stirling performance with elongated green vegetables, Linda is now Pickled Pink.
On-on: La Taverne - French fodder

39 Hounds and 5 Virgins vs. Deadly Night Shade, Deaf Teapot, False Alarm, Fleet Foot, Friendly Bank and Ice Pussy

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Runner	Runs	Haresets	Note
Herpes	140	36
Wildschwein	126	21
Deaf Teapot	125	4	Hare
Tall Red	122	5
Friendly Bank	120	2	Hare
False Alarm	118	25	Hare
Pencil Dick	116	22
Lover of All Known Germs	109	13
Killer of All Known Germs	105	17
Deadly Night Shade	91	11	Hare
Wet Rag	88	10
Paddle File	85	4
Sugar Pussy	81	10
EZ Wipe	68	6
Porn Surfer	67	2
Jon of Course	66	6
Of Course Not	49	4
Paddy Fag	37	8
Fuse Blower	34	2
Nutsucker	30	5
Tonto	29	5
Micro Soft	29	3
General Erection	28	1
Black Hole	27	1
Towellette	23	0
Push-Up	22	0
Rooster	20	0
Inky Dick	18	0
Fleet Foot	14	2	Hare
Fairy	14	1
Cao Chi Nhan	13	5
Cao Thi Ngoc Quy	13	1
Duffer	13	1
Reid,Pam	12	0
Pickled Pink	12	0
Sleepless in Saigon	11	1
Jackman,Maree	6	0
Middleton,Blake	6	0
Ice Pussy	5	2	Hare
Fels,Bob	5	0
Fodor,Danielle	4	0
Wick,Albrecht	3	0
Wick,Cicely	3	0
Woess,Esther	3	0
Nguyen Thi Thanh Tam	2	0
Clerc,Claudette	1	0	Virgin
Franziskat(?)	1	0	Virgin
Tan Boon Keng	1	0	Virgin
Taylor,Ann	1	0	Virgin
Taylor,Samuel	1	0	Virgin