[Previous report][Next report] Run No. 590 on Sunday, 4 August 2002 The Recycled Eco-Friendly Run Click here for photos

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Location: From the Circle of Death, take Highway 1 to Bien Hoa (15.5 kms past the Circle of Serious Injury at Cora), turn left onto Hwy 767 (to Tri An) and go for 6.4 kms, turn right just past the bridge and go 600m
The Run: A to B, two legs ("medium long, medium long and short", according to the Irish-German-Swiss hares)
Highlights: Scenic. Also, many stalwarts returned from vacation or made bail or whatever.
Lowlights: Recycled map, recycled run, recycled hares, recycled paper - everything recycled except the beer.
Hash Circle: JGM The Tickler returned to don the silly hat with Chorizo filling in as R.A. Albrecht gave the run report. This week's sinners included silent runners Gobbler ("I never!"), Jon Dark ("What? Me?") and Screw Top ("..."); fashion abusers Mary, Paddle File, Jon Of Course and Jon Dark with her pretty new shoes; the Lees for going off into the bushes hand-in-hand and Mary, Screw Top and Mungo the dog for having a threesome; Pickled Pink and Sleepless In Saigon for admiring cocks in public (at least it's a step up from cucumbers)
Wanker of the Week: Paddy Fag, just for being Irish and ugly. Runner-up was Dr Do Little, who couldn't quite meet the Irish requirement.
Jock of the Week: Last week's holder Jon Of Course passed the treasured undies on to The Tickler, who wore them with distinction
Quote of the Week: Gobbler, with "If you eat my buns, you'll be able to sing better."
Awards: Of Course Not (50 run shirt) and Returning Virgin (red hareshirt)
On-on: Edgewater - BBQ

35 Hounds and 6 Virgins vs. False Alarm, Paddy Fag and Wildschwein

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Runner	Runs	Haresets	Note
Jon Dark	211	21
The Tickler	160	39
Wildschwein	127	22	Hare
Deaf Teapot	126	4
Friendly Bank	121	2
False Alarm	119	26	Hare
Pencil Dick	117	22
Drip Dry	105	25
Wet Rag	89	10
Paddle File	86	4
Screw Top	84	3
Chorizo	71	19
EZ Wipe	69	6
Porn Surfer	68	2
Gobbler	67	19
Jon of Course	67	6
Of Course Not	50	4
Paddy Fag	38	9	Hare
General Erection	29	1
Towellette	24	0
Rooster	21	0
Cesspool	20	0
Returning Virgin	19	1
Jailbait	18	0
Dr Do Little	17	0
Pickled Pink	13	0
Sleepless in Saigon	12	1
Running Pooh	12	0
Nguyen Thu Lan	8	0
Jackman,Maree	7	0
Lee Nam Joo	5	0
Huynh Thi Kieu Oanh	4	0
Macy,Peter P.	4	0
O'Reilly,Janiene	4	0
Wick,Albrecht	4	0
Anderson,Katie	3	0
Chambers,Mary	3	0
Milstein,Shelly	2	0
Chambers,Mungo (Mary's dog)	1	0	Virgin
Harrington,Margaret	1	0	Virgin
Lee Jeong Suk	1	0	Virgin
O'Brien,Claire	1	0	Virgin
Phan Chi Phu Vinh	1	0	Virgin
Rigo,Sandra	1	0	Virgin