[Previous report][Next report] Run No. 591 on Sunday, 11 August 2002 A Scenic Run with a Deja View

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Location: Vung Tau Road 5.3 Km past the toll booth, turn right onto dirt road under the sign to the An Lac Hanh Pagoda. In 300m (start at pagoda).
The Run: A to B, 2 legs, medium and medium
Highlights: It was a good run, and scenic.
Lowlights: Hare Gobbler presented evidence bags A (top grade American shreddy) and B (industrial strength local shreddy) so that the hounds could distinguish today's run from the almost identical run set three weeks ago.
Prodigal Hasher: Piston Broke slipped the leash and made a long awaited reappearance.
Hash Infiltrators: Smoothie (Delta H3), Sir John (Lahore H3), and Red Devil and Kimchi (Seoul H3)
Hash Circle: Tonto presided, Smoothie gave the run report ("Scientific") and Piston Broke performed his duties as RA for the first (and last) time for a while. A long line-up of sinners this week, including Deadly Nightshade and Kimchi (autohashing on the walk!!!), the Hares (for sins too numerous to mention) and sundry other sinners whose particular offenses have been forgotten because Hash Stats managed to locate the beer halfway through the run.
Wanker of the Week: Dr Do Little earned it for being a mean old curmudgeon and terrifying the walkers.
Jock of the Week: Sleepless in Saigon, who accepted the skidmark-laden jocks from The Tickler, and then complained that she found them hard to fill.
Quote of the Week: Jon Of Course, who expressed his regrets that he and EZ-Wipe weren't able to celebrate their respective 69th runs together in style.
Awards: Towelette's 25 run shirt, plus Jailbait and Dr Do Little received their red hare shirts for their first hareset.
Namings: Pam is now Chatterbox, while Pencil Dick's and Rubber Pussy's rug rats Nhan and Quy got nailed with Dumb Dick and Bouncy Kitty respectively.
On-on: Impromptu relocation to a restaurant across the road from the originally planned venue.

36 Hounds and 7 Virgins vs. Chorizo, Dr Do Little, Gobbler and Jailbait

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Runner	Runs	Haresets	Note
Jon Dark	212	21
Squealing Pig	167	20
The Tickler	161	39
Herpes	141	36
Deaf Teapot	127	4
Friendly Bank	122	2
Piston Broke	121	6
False Alarm	120	26
Pencil Dick	118	22
Drip Dry	106	25
Deadly Night Shade	92	11
Hand Job	91	7
Wet Rag	90	10
Paddle File	87	4
Chorizo	72	20	Hare
EZ Wipe	70	6
Porn Surfer	69	2
Gobbler	68	20	Hare
Jon of Course	68	6
Slime	58	2
Of Course Not	51	4
Paddy Fag	39	9
Nutsucker	31	5
Tonto	30	5
General Erection	30	1
Piglet	28	1
Towellette	25	0
Cesspool	21	0
Jailbait	19	1	Hare
Dr Do Little	18	1	Hare
Dumb Dick	14	5
Bouncy Kitty	14	1
Sleepless in Saigon	13	1
Chatterbox	13	0
Running Pooh	13	0
Nguyen Thu Lan	9	0
Foreman,Martin	8	0
Nyeholt,Dana	6	0
Wick,Albrecht	5	0
Anderson,Katie	4	0
Ackers,John (Sir John)	1	0	Virgin
Daley,Suzanne	1	0	Virgin
Hope,Danny	1	0	Virgin
Kim Jae Ha (Kim Chi)	1	0	Virgin
Kim Jong Woo (Red Devil)	1	0	Virgin
Nguyen Thanh Ha	1	0	Virgin
Osborn,Ted (Smoothie)	1	0	Virgin