[Previous report][Next report] Run No. 592 on Sunday, 18 August 2002 The Asses to Ashes Hash

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Location: Highway One 14.5 kms from the Saigon Bridge, left and in 250 m
The Run: A to B, two legs (medium and short), area hasn't been used since last year.
Highlights: Crematorium, toilet seat stockpile, views, interesting country
Lowlights: Clueless hares, lots of brown sticky stuff (hint: not mud), the Skinny Buddha is gone.
Hash Circle: Tonto led the circle, with Squealing Pig as RA and Too Dumb To Die and Judy giving the run reports. Sinners included Sleepless In Saigon (for forgetting the Hash Jocks), all the Germans (for once again wreaking havoc on the rest of Europe), the Canadians (for being unable to organise a pissup in a brewery) plus the usual examples of moral depravity that we get each week.
Wanker of the Week: Chorizo, for losing control of Gobbler.
Quote of the Week: Nutsucker, who was overheard saying to Sleepless In Saigon, "You think that's small? You should see mine!". Requests from the Hash Circle for further elaboration were ignored.
Milestones: Jon Of Course and Gobbler achieved their 69 together.
On-on: Quan An Ngon Restaurant in Nam Ky Khoi Nghia, opposite the Reunification Palace

43 Hounds and 6 Virgins vs. Drip Dry, Nutsucker, Pencil Dick and Tonto

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Runner	Runs	Haresets	Note
Squealing Pig	168	20
The Tickler	162	39
Herpes	142	36
Deaf Teapot	128	4
Friendly Bank	123	2
Pencil Dick	119	23	Hare
Drip Dry	107	26	Hare
Wet Rag	91	10
Paddle File	88	4
Chorizo	73	20
Daddy Warbucks	73	0
EZ Wipe	71	6
Gobbler	69	20
Jon of Course	69	6
Under Africa	62	12
Slime	59	2
No Balls	57	4
No Class	53	1
Of Course Not	52	4
Genital Proctologist	36	3
Nutsucker	32	6	Hare
Tonto	31	6	Hare
General Erection	31	1
Lucky Tiger	31	1
Piglet	29	1
Platapussy	26	0
Towellette	26	0
Cesspool	22	0
Rooster	22	0
Returning Virgin	20	1
Dumb Dick	15	5
Bouncy Kitty	15	1
Fairy	15	1
Duffer	14	1
Sleepless in Saigon	14	1
Running Pooh	14	0
Fur Eater	10	1
Foreman,Martin	9	0
Foreman,Nick	7	0
Johnston,Susan	7	0
Foreman,Tim	6	0
Wick,Albrecht	6	0
Wick,Cicely	4	0
Harrington,Margaret	2	0
Hope,Danny	2	0
St. George,Judy	2	0
Woess,Franziska	2	0
Bush,Joanna	1	0	Virgin
Dunlop,Sasha	1	0	Virgin
Izis,Eugene (Hanoi H3)	1	0	Virgin
Morgan,Ian (Too Dumb To Die)	1	0	Virgin
Sprenger,Paul	1	0	Virgin
Wilkinson,David (Kuwait H3)	1	0	Virgin