[Previous report][Next report] Run No. 594 on Sunday, 25 August 2002 The Temple Run

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Location: District 9
The Run: A to A, three legs (medium-short, medium-short, long)
Highlights: Scenic, rustic villages, friendly locals.
Lowlights: Walking Hare Chorizo bailed out of the last leg, leaving the walkers to the tender mercies of False Alarm, couldn't find any shops on the walk that sold cold beer.
Hash Circle: The Tickler presided, Jellobutt gave the run report and Tonto filled in as RA. The usual sinners, plus Paddy Fag and Friendly Bank bathing each other in public; Jon Of Course and Wet Rag playing with their things together behind the bus; overenthusiastic running from Spotted Dick, Paddle File and Dumb Dick; Tall Red, African Queen, Under Africa and Bouncy Kitty stuffing their gobs before the run was over; Nutsucker demonstrated how to eat a birthday cake with no hands and Tonto demonstrated how to wear one.
Wanker of the Week: Paddy Fag, because everybody else was remarkably well-behaved this week.
Quote of the Week: Under Africa, who was overheard saying on the bus, "It's long and hard, the way the man likes it."
Milestones: Chorizo's 75th run
On-on: Can't remember. But we had pizza.

45 Hounds and 4 Virgins vs. Chorizo, Gobbler, Herpes and The Tickler

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Runner	Runs	Haresets	Note
The Tickler	164	41	Hare
Herpes	144	38	Hare
Deaf Teapot	130	4
Friendly Bank	125	2
Tall Red	123	5
False Alarm	122	26
Pencil Dick	121	23
Drip Dry	108	26
Deadly Night Shade	93	11
Wet Rag	92	10
Paddle File	89	4
Sugar Pussy	82	10
Chorizo	75	22	Hare
EZ Wipe	72	6
Gobbler	71	22	Hare
Jon of Course	71	6
Porn Surfer	70	2
Under Africa	64	12
Of Course Not	53	4
Spotted Dick	49	3
African Queen	46	5
Paddy Fag	41	9
Genital Proctologist	37	3
Nutsucker	34	6
Tonto	33	6
General Erection	32	1
Platapussy	27	0
Towellette	27	0
Cesspool	23	0
Jailbait	20	1
Jockey Shorts	20	1
Dr Do Little	19	1
Dumb Dick	17	5
Bouncy Kitty	17	1
Duffer	15	1
Running Pooh	15	0
Foreman,Martin	10	0
Nguyen Thu Lan	10	0
Foreman,Nick	8	0
Johnston,Susan	8	0
Foreman,Tim	7	0
Nyeholt,Dana	7	0
Anderson,Katie	5	0
Harrington,Margaret	3	0
Hope,Danny	3	0
Draper,Caroline	2	0
Izis,Eugene (Hanoi H3)	2	0
Jellobutt	2	0
Wilkinson,David (Kuwait H3)	2	0
Blount,Steve	1	0	Virgin
De Paule,Andy	1	0	Virgin
Futoshi Hasebe	1	0	Virgin
Mackie,Karen	1	0	Virgin