[Previous report][Next report] Run No. 595 on Sunday, 1 September 2002 The 3rd Annual Red Dress Run

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Location: Highway 13 7.6 kms from Circle of Death, right onto Korean Highway 1.2 kms, left onto the Bloody Dangerous Army & Factories Road 12.5 kms, right at the bumpy intersection 1.8 kms, left 600m
The Run: A to B, two legs (long and long)
Highlights: The Hounds were gorgeous, attracting much attention from the locals as they minced through the countryside swathed in their crimson finery.
Lowlights: Red dresses aren't the best things for running in.
Hash Circle: Tonto as the Idiot In Charge, The Tickler filled in as RA, Belinda gave the run report. Lots of virgins (most of whom have learned their lesson and probably won't return); the Ugly Contest (a dead heat between Martin, General Erection, No Balls, Deaf Teapot, False Alarm and Paddy Fag, with Manual Dexterity completely out of the running); plus the normal assortment of sinners, led by Danielle who was a very bad girl this week.
Fashion Report: The Belles of the Ball were definitely Martin and Deaf Teapot, with Manual Dexterity undoubtedly the glamour queen. False Alarm in his cute little outfit deserves an honorable mention, as do General Erection, Paddle File and Under Africa. Pencil Dick and Bouncy Kitty sported matching miniskirts, but No Balls, Squealing Pig and Paddy Fag wore last year's dresses.
Wanker of the Week: Drip Dry - we're scraping the bottom of the barrel this week.
Jock of the Week: Sleepless in Saigon apparently can't bear to give them up.
Quote of the Week: Danielle, who was overheard saying, "When I drink I have trouble coming."
Awards: Kaput received his Red hareshirt
Milestones: Paddy Fag's 10th Hareset
On-on: Underground - BBQ

45 Hounds and 16 Virgins vs. Deaf Teapot, Paddy Fag, Squealing Pig and Under Africa

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Runner	Runs	Haresets	Note
Jon Dark	213	21
Squealing Pig	170	21	Hare
The Tickler	165	41
Deaf Teapot	131	5	Hare
Friendly Bank	126	2
False Alarm	123	26
Pencil Dick	122	23
Drip Dry	109	26
Deadly Night Shade	94	11
Paddle File	90	4
Screw Top	85	3
Sugar Pussy	83	10
Porn Surfer	71	2
Under Africa	65	13	Hare
No Balls	58	4
No Class	54	1
African Queen	47	5
Peter Pan	43	1
Paddy Fag	42	10	Hare
Nutsucker	35	6
Rubber Pussy	35	5
Tonto	34	6
General Erection	33	1
Lucky Tiger	32	1
Black Hole	29	1
Platapussy	28	0
Manual Dexterity	24	1
Push-Up	23	0
Rooster	23	0
Returning Virgin	21	1
Dumb Dick	18	5
Bouncy Kitty	18	1
Duffer	16	1
Foreman,Martin	11	0
Nguyen Thu Lan	11	0
Foreman,Nick	9	0
Johnston,Susan	9	0
Kaput	8	1
Foreman,Tim	8	0
Nyeholt,Dana	8	0
Holleman,Anne	7	0
Loose Screw	6	3
Fodor,Danielle	5	0
Izis,Eugene	3	0
Wilkinson,David	3	0
Jellobutt	3	0
Clerc,Claudette	2	0
De Paule,Andy	2	0
Smoothie	2	0
Bui Thi Hoang Anh	1	0	Virgin
Butterfield,Nigel (Belinda)	1	0	Virgin
Butterfield,Yaso	1	0	Virgin
East,Anna	1	0	Virgin
East,Charlotte	1	0	Virgin
East,Gordon	1	0	Virgin
East,Sally	1	0	Virgin
Edward Who	1	0	Virgin
Holleman,Scott	1	0	Virgin
Hunt,Robert	1	0	Virgin
Nguyen Thi Thanh Tuyen	1	0	Virgin
Vickers,Alex	1	0	Virgin
Vickers,Lyndy	1	0	Virgin
Vickers,Sally	1	0	Virgin
Vickers,Scott	1	0	Virgin
Vickers,Tim	1	0	Virgin