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Run No. 595 on Sunday, 1 September 2002
The 3rd Annual Red Dress Run

Location: Highway 13 7.6 kms from Circle of Death, right onto Korean Highway 1.2 kms, left onto the Bloody Dangerous Army & Factories Road 12.5 kms, right at the bumpy intersection 1.8 kms, left 600m
The Run: A to B, two legs (long and long)
Highlights: The Hounds were gorgeous, attracting much attention from the locals as they minced through the countryside swathed in their crimson finery.
Lowlights: Red dresses aren't the best things for running in.
Hash Circle: Tonto as the Idiot In Charge, The Tickler filled in as RA, Belinda gave the run report. Lots of virgins (most of whom have learned their lesson and probably won't return); the Ugly Contest (a dead heat between Martin, General Erection, No Balls, Deaf Teapot, False Alarm and Paddy Fag, with Manual Dexterity completely out of the running); plus the normal assortment of sinners, led by Danielle who was a very bad girl this week.
Fashion Report: The Belles of the Ball were definitely Martin and Deaf Teapot, with Manual Dexterity undoubtedly the glamour queen. False Alarm in his cute little outfit deserves an honorable mention, as do General Erection, Paddle File and Under Africa. Pencil Dick and Bouncy Kitty sported matching miniskirts, but No Balls, Squealing Pig and Paddy Fag wore last year's dresses.
Wanker of the Week: Drip Dry - we're scraping the bottom of the barrel this week.
Jock of the Week: Sleepless in Saigon apparently can't bear to give them up.
Quote of the Week: Danielle, who was overheard saying, "When I drink I have trouble coming."
Awards: Kaput received his Red hareshirt
Milestones: Paddy Fag's 10th Hareset
On-on: Underground - BBQ

45 Hounds and 16 Virgins vs. Deaf Teapot, Paddy Fag, Squealing Pig and Under Africa

Runner Runs Haresets Note
Jon Dark 213 21
Squealing Pig 170 21 Hare
The Tickler 165 41
Deaf Teapot 131 5 Hare
Friendly Bank 126 2
False Alarm 123 26
Pencil Dick 122 23
Drip Dry 109 26
Deadly Night Shade 94 11
Paddle File 90 4
Screw Top 85 3
Sugar Pussy 83 10
Porn Surfer 71 2
Under Africa 65 13 Hare
No Balls 58 4
No Class 54 1
African Queen 47 5
Peter Pan 43 1
Paddy Fag 42 10 Hare
Nutsucker 35 6
Rubber Pussy 35 5
Tonto 34 6
General Erection 33 1
Lucky Tiger 32 1
Black Hole 29 1
Platapussy 28 0
Manual Dexterity 24 1
Push-Up 23 0
Rooster 23 0
Returning Virgin 21 1
Dumb Dick 18 5
Bouncy Kitty 18 1
Duffer 16 1
     Foreman,Martin 11 0
     Nguyen Thu Lan 11 0
     Foreman,Nick 9 0
     Johnston,Susan 9 0
Kaput 8 1
     Foreman,Tim 8 0
     Nyeholt,Dana 8 0
     Holleman,Anne 7 0
Loose Screw 6 3
     Fodor,Danielle 5 0
     Izis,Eugene 3 0
     Wilkinson,David 3 0
Jellobutt 3 0
     Clerc,Claudette 2 0
     De Paule,Andy 2 0
Smoothie 2 0
     Bui Thi Hoang Anh 1 0 Virgin
     Butterfield,Nigel (Belinda) 1 0 Virgin
     Butterfield,Yaso 1 0 Virgin
     East,Anna 1 0 Virgin
     East,Charlotte 1 0 Virgin
     East,Gordon 1 0 Virgin
     East,Sally 1 0 Virgin
     Edward Who 1 0 Virgin
     Holleman,Scott 1 0 Virgin
     Hunt,Robert 1 0 Virgin
     Nguyen Thi Thanh Tuyen 1 0 Virgin
     Vickers,Alex 1 0 Virgin
     Vickers,Lyndy 1 0 Virgin
     Vickers,Sally 1 0 Virgin
     Vickers,Scott 1 0 Virgin
     Vickers,Tim 1 0 Virgin