[Previous report][Next report] Run No. 596 on Sunday, 8 September 2002 The Testosterone Recovery Run

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AKA: The Song Mai Country Run / The Hill and Dale Run / The Porn Surfer Run (two short legs with a wet spot in the middle)
Location: Highway 1, 15.3 kms past Cora, turn left and go 8.2 kms.
The Run: A to B, two long legs, new country.
Highlights: Scenic
Lowlights: long bus ride + long run + long circle = 8:00pm return to town
Prodigal Hashers: Blow Up and Postage Stamp returned after lengthy absences
Hash Espionage: King Piss - yet another spy sent from Hanoi H3 in their latest attempt to find out how a real hash is run.
Hash Circle: The Tickler as GM, Tonto as RA, and King Piss from Hanoi H3 gave the run report. Lots of virgins and returnees; a new sin, Deaf Running, committed by Deaf Teapot; all the Koreans for both Hash Trashing and sleeping; African Queen and Under Africa for sex on the Hash; Mary and Bouncy Kitty for Hashing doggy style; and the Dutch and Dutch wannabes for cunning linguistics.
Wanker of the Week: Joshua won it for being a 'Pi Beta Phi' (one hopes it isn't contagious, whatever it is) against stiff competition from Jon Of Course (GPS abuse), Wildschwein (hiding his family from the Hash, or vice versa), and African Queen and Under Africa (for being spongers).
Awards: Paddy Fag got his black hareshirt.
On-on: The Mmmf Mmmf Restaurant next to the Saigon Bridge.

57 Hounds and 12 Virgins vs. General Erection, Jon of Course, Of Course Not, Porn Surfer, Sugar Pussy, Towellette and Wet Rag

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Runner	Runs	Haresets	Note
The Tickler	166	41
Deaf Teapot	132	5
Wildschwein	128	22
Friendly Bank	127	2
False Alarm	124	26
Pencil Dick	123	23
Drip Dry	110	26
Deadly Night Shade	95	11
Wet Rag	93	11	Hare
Hand Job	92	7
Paddle File	91	4
Sugar Pussy	84	11	Hare
Postage Stamp	82	10
EZ Wipe	73	6
Jon of Course	72	7	Hare
Porn Surfer	72	3	Hare
Under Africa	66	13
Rampaging Pussy The 2nd	61	6
Blow Up	60	4
Of Course Not	54	5	Hare
African Queen	48	5
Paddy Fag	43	10
Nutsucker	36	6
Tonto	35	6
General Erection	34	2	Hare
Black Hole	30	1
Platapussy	29	0
Towellette	28	1	Hare
Fuzz Buster	26	0
Cesspool	24	0
Dumb Dick	19	5
Bouncy Kitty	19	1
Duffer	17	1
Ice Box	17	1
Fairy	16	1
Running Pooh	16	0
Chatterbox	14	0
Foreman,Martin	12	0
Nguyen Thu Lan	12	0
Johnston,Susan	10	0
Falck,Ingrid	9	0
Foreman,Tim	9	0
Fels,Bob	6	0
Huynh Thi Kieu Oanh	5	0
Macy,Peter P.	5	0
Chambers,Mary	4	0
Harrington,Margaret	4	0
Wilkinson,David	4	0
Dunlop,Sasha	3	0
Crouthamel,Joshua	2	0
East,Anna	2	0
East,Charlotte	2	0
East,Gordon	2	0
East,Sally	2	0
Hunt,Robert	2	0
Mungo the dog	2	0
Sprenger,Paul	2	0
Vickers,Alex	2	0
Vickers,Lyndy	2	0
Vickers,Sally	2	0
Vickers,Scott	2	0
Vickers,Tim	2	0
Kim Chi	2	0
Red Devil	2	0
Lee Dauk Yong (Donald)	1	0	Virgin
Bouncy the dog	1	0	Virgin
Coghlan,Chris	1	0	Virgin
East,Baby(???)	1	0	Virgin
East,Michael	1	0	Virgin
Kauri,Tony (King Piss - H4)	1	0	Virgin
Lee Ho Sung (Watermelon)	1	0	Virgin
Lee Yeh Won (Thumb Princess)	1	0	Virgin
Swensen,Hilde	1	0	Virgin
Tran,Tino	1	0	Virgin
Walsh,Kim	1	0	Virgin
Williams,Ambika	1	0	Virgin