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Run No. 596 on Sunday, 8 September 2002
The Testosterone Recovery Run

AKA: The Song Mai Country Run / The Hill and Dale Run / The Porn Surfer Run (two short legs with a wet spot in the middle)
Location: Highway 1, 15.3 kms past Cora, turn left and go 8.2 kms.
The Run: A to B, two long legs, new country.
Highlights: Scenic
Lowlights: long bus ride + long run + long circle = 8:00pm return to town
Prodigal Hashers: Blow Up and Postage Stamp returned after lengthy absences
Hash Espionage: King Piss - yet another spy sent from Hanoi H3 in their latest attempt to find out how a real hash is run.
Hash Circle: The Tickler as GM, Tonto as RA, and King Piss from Hanoi H3 gave the run report. Lots of virgins and returnees; a new sin, Deaf Running, committed by Deaf Teapot; all the Koreans for both Hash Trashing and sleeping; African Queen and Under Africa for sex on the Hash; Mary and Bouncy Kitty for Hashing doggy style; and the Dutch and Dutch wannabes for cunning linguistics.
Wanker of the Week: Joshua won it for being a 'Pi Beta Phi' (one hopes it isn't contagious, whatever it is) against stiff competition from Jon Of Course (GPS abuse), Wildschwein (hiding his family from the Hash, or vice versa), and African Queen and Under Africa (for being spongers).
Awards: Paddy Fag got his black hareshirt.
On-on: The Mmmf Mmmf Restaurant next to the Saigon Bridge.

57 Hounds and 12 Virgins vs. General Erection, Jon of Course, Of Course Not, Porn Surfer, Sugar Pussy, Towellette and Wet Rag

Runner Runs Haresets Note
The Tickler 166 41
Deaf Teapot 132 5
Wildschwein 128 22
Friendly Bank 127 2
False Alarm 124 26
Pencil Dick 123 23
Drip Dry 110 26
Deadly Night Shade 95 11
Wet Rag 93 11 Hare
Hand Job 92 7
Paddle File 91 4
Sugar Pussy 84 11 Hare
Postage Stamp 82 10
EZ Wipe 73 6
Jon of Course 72 7 Hare
Porn Surfer 72 3 Hare
Under Africa 66 13
Rampaging Pussy The 2nd 61 6
Blow Up 60 4
Of Course Not 54 5 Hare
African Queen 48 5
Paddy Fag 43 10
Nutsucker 36 6
Tonto 35 6
General Erection 34 2 Hare
Black Hole 30 1
Platapussy 29 0
Towellette 28 1 Hare
Fuzz Buster 26 0
Cesspool 24 0
Dumb Dick 19 5
Bouncy Kitty 19 1
Duffer 17 1
Ice Box 17 1
Fairy 16 1
Running Pooh 16 0
Chatterbox 14 0
     Foreman,Martin 12 0
     Nguyen Thu Lan 12 0
     Johnston,Susan 10 0
     Falck,Ingrid 9 0
     Foreman,Tim 9 0
     Fels,Bob 6 0
     Huynh Thi Kieu Oanh 5 0
     Macy,Peter P. 5 0
     Chambers,Mary 4 0
     Harrington,Margaret 4 0
     Wilkinson,David 4 0
     Dunlop,Sasha 3 0
     Crouthamel,Joshua 2 0
     East,Anna 2 0
     East,Charlotte 2 0
     East,Gordon 2 0
     East,Sally 2 0
     Hunt,Robert 2 0
     Mungo the dog 2 0
     Sprenger,Paul 2 0
     Vickers,Alex 2 0
     Vickers,Lyndy 2 0
     Vickers,Sally 2 0
     Vickers,Scott 2 0
     Vickers,Tim 2 0
Kim Chi 2 0
Red Devil 2 0
     Lee Dauk Yong (Donald) 1 0 Virgin
     Bouncy the dog 1 0 Virgin
     Coghlan,Chris 1 0 Virgin
     East,Baby(???) 1 0 Virgin
     East,Michael 1 0 Virgin
     Kauri,Tony (King Piss - H4) 1 0 Virgin
     Lee Ho Sung (Watermelon) 1 0 Virgin
     Lee Yeh Won (Thumb Princess) 1 0 Virgin
     Swensen,Hilde 1 0 Virgin
     Tran,Tino 1 0 Virgin
     Walsh,Kim 1 0 Virgin
     Williams,Ambika 1 0 Virgin