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Run No. 597 on Sunday, 15 September 2002
The Not Too Sharp Run
Location: North of the Bloody Dangerous Armies and Factories Road
The Run: A to B, two legs (long and medium), area hasn't been used in a long time
Highlights: Fiendishly clever hares kept the runners and walkers on collision courses
Lowlights: Dimwitted hares couldn't lay their way out of a wet paper bag. At least one hare (hint - not Five Skin or Dumb Dick) needs to go to map school.
Hash Circle: The Tickler presiding, Pencil Dick as RA. Many people POEd; those that didn't included Margaret for soiling her Hash shirt with blood; False Alarm for committing every Hash sin in the book - or standing in for those who pissed off early; and of course the usual parade of whingers, slashers, sitters and so on.
Wanker of the Week: Postage Stamp, for backing out of setting a run without telling anybody. This was back in August, 2001. The Hash never forgives and never forgets.
Quote of the Week: Porn Surfer, who was overheard yelling out, "Bus come!". The significance of this isn't immediately clear.
Awards: Cesspool, with a brand-spanking-new 25 run shirt
On-on: Magnificent BBQ at the delightful Edgewater. Table service was performed by a bevy of lovely topless maidens, who were only too eager to satisfy their customers' every desire. Pity only the hares and their families showed up.

48 Hounds and 7 Virgins vs. Dumb Dick, Five Skin, Pencil Dick and TeleTubby
Runner Runs Haresets Note
The Tickler 167 41
Deaf Teapot 133 5
Wildschwein 129 22
Friendly Bank 128 2
False Alarm 125 26
Pencil Dick 124 24 Hare
Deadly Night Shade 96 11
Wet Rag 94 11
Hand Job 93 7
Paddle File 92 4
Screw Top 86 3
Sugar Pussy 85 11
Postage Stamp 83 10
Five Skin 82 7 Hare
EZ Wipe 74 6
Jon of Course 73 7
Porn Surfer 73 3
No Balls 59 4
Of Course Not 55 5
No Class 55 1
Mad Hatter 52 0
Supermodel 51 0
General Erection 35 2
Lucky Tiger 33 1
Black Hole 31 1
TeleTubby 29 1 Hare
Towellette 29 1
Fuzz Buster 27 0
Cesspool 25 0
Dumb Dick 20 6 Hare
Bouncy Kitty 20 1
     Foreman,Martin 13 0
     Nguyen Thu Lan 13 0
Marks & Sparks 13 0
     Johnston,Susan 11 0
     Foreman,Tim 10 0
Kaput 9 1
     Middleton,Blake 8 0
     Fels,Bob 7 0
     Harrington,Margaret 5 0
     Wick,Cicely 5 0
     Izis,Eugene 4 0
     Yeap,Nelson 4 0
     De Paule,Andy 3 0
     Hunt,Robert 3 0
     Sprenger,Paul 3 0
     Vickers,Alex 3 0
     Vickers,Lyndy 3 0
     Vickers,Sally 3 0
     Vickers,Scott 3 0
     Vickers,Tim 3 0
     Coghlan,Chris 2 0
     Coghlan,Kim 1 0 Virgin
     Fraese,Howard 1 0 Virgin
     Luu,Tina 1 0 Virgin
     Mahaffy,Kim 1 0 Virgin
     Ratner,Jenny 1 0 Virgin
     Vickers,Steve 1 0 Virgin
     Walker.Dave 1 0 Virgin