[Previous report][Next report] Run No. 598 on Sunday, 22 September 2002 The "Where The Hell Are My Underpants?" Run

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Location: Vung Tau Road 6.7 kms, left and in 7.8 kms (or so the Hares claimed)
The Run: A to B, two long legs
Highlights: Good Hashing country, nice weather for the first leg.
Lowlights: Rain during the second leg and the Hash Circle, dark by the time the last hound got in.
Hash Circle: The Tickler led the proceedings in the drizzle, with Pencil Dick filling in as RA and Blue Moon (Bangkok H3) giving a somewhat incoherent run report. The Moron Tubercular Choir was in fine form on the evening. Sinners included the same deaf runners from last week (Duffer and Deaf Teapot); lots of bus abuse (Joshua the Frat Brat for holding up the bus, Princess Thumb for sleeping on the bus, among others); Slime for constantly pissing off early and avoiding his penances; all the Italians (ably represented by assorted Eurotrash) for setting new standards in fumeral advertising; all the Canadians for embarrassing the Aussies with their drunken behavior at the Australian Ball the previous night; the Hares, who made more than their share of appearances; plus the other usual breaches of Hash ettiquette.
Wanker of the Week: Sleepless In Saigon, for numerous sins involving setting this week's run and for her unhealthy emotional attachment to the Hash Jocks.
Awards: EZ-Wipe (75 run shirt) and Towellette (Red hareset shirt)
On-on: Vietnamese buffet at the Hao Bang Restaurant (38 Pham Ngoc Thach), good grub and plenty of it. I bet they charge the Hash double next time.

37 Hounds and 4 Virgins vs. Drip Dry, Nutsucker, Paddle File, Platapussy and Sleepless in Saigon

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Runner	Runs	Haresets	Note
The Tickler	168	41
Deaf Teapot	134	5
Wildschwein	130	22
Friendly Bank	129	2
False Alarm	126	26
Pencil Dick	125	24
Drip Dry	111	27	Hare
Deadly Night Shade	97	11
Wet Rag	95	11
Paddle File	93	5	Hare
Postage Stamp	84	10
EZ Wipe	75	6
Porn Surfer	74	3
Gobbler	72	22
Slime	60	2
Nutsucker	37	7	Hare
Tonto	36	6
Black Hole	32	1
Platapussy	30	1	Hare
Towellette	30	1
Fuzz Buster	28	0
Cesspool	26	0
Dumb Dick	21	6
Jailbait	21	1
Duffer	18	1
Ice Box	18	1
Running Pooh	17	0
Sleepless in Saigon	16	2	Hare
Falck,Ingrid	10	0
Nyeholt,Dana	9	0
Loose Screw	7	3
Harrington,Margaret	6	0
Hunt,Robert	4	0
Crouthamel,Joshua	3	0
Kim Chi	3	0
Red Devil	3	0
Bouncy the dog	2	0
Tran,Tino	2	0
Williams,Ambika	2	0
Donald	2	0
Thumb Princess	2	0
Watermelon	2	0
Curran,Colette	1	0	Virgin
Holzwarth,Andrew (Blue Moon)	1	0	Virgin
Nguyen Vu	1	0	Virgin
Staraker,George (Midnight Cowboy)	1	0	Virgin