[Previous report][Next report] Run No. 599 on Sunday, 29 September 2002 The Septemberfest Hash

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Location: Roughly 4 kms from Monkey mountain, but it's a bit hard to tell from that map.
The Run: A to B, two legs, medium short, medium long
Highlights: Good run, well planned.
Lowlights: The Octoberfest Run in September?
Hash Circle: In the absence of our Joint GMs, former GM Wildschwein did the honors with Under Africa filling in as RA and visiting hasher Muddy 2-Shoes giving the run report. Huge number of virgins, most of whom were genuine virgins. Not so many sinners this week - Cesspool and Natasha for sex on the hash; the Koreans for cunning linguistics; Paddle File and Robert for competitive running; and far too many examples of fashion abuse from those who should know better.
Prodigal Hasher: Wellshagged, one of our earliest hashers, returned for one of her occasional visits.
Awards: Postage Stamp (long overdue 75 run shirt), Porn Surfer (75 run shirt), Manual Dexterity (25 run shirt) and Platapussy (Red hareset shirt)
On-on: Gartenstadt Restaurant - German grub

39 Hounds and 20 Virgins vs. Cesspool, Hand Job, Manual Dexterity, Running Pooh and Wildschwein

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Runner	Runs	Haresets	Note
Well Shagged	148	6
Deaf Teapot	135	5
Wildschwein	131	23	Hare
Friendly Bank	130	2
False Alarm	127	26
Pencil Dick	126	24
Deadly Night Shade	98	11
Wet Rag	96	11
Hand Job	94	8	Hare
Paddle File	94	5
Sugar Pussy	86	11
Postage Stamp	85	10
EZ Wipe	76	6
Porn Surfer	75	3
Jon of Course	74	7
Under Africa	67	13
Rampaging Pussy The 2nd	62	6
No Balls	60	4
Of Course Not	56	5
No Class	56	1
Spotted Dick	50	3
Lucky Tiger	34	1
Platapussy	31	1
Towellette	31	1
Cesspool	27	1	Hare
Manual Dexterity	25	2	Hare
Dumb Dick	22	6
Bouncy Kitty	21	1
Jockey Shorts	21	1
Duffer	19	1
Running Pooh	18	1	Hare
Kaput	10	1
Harrington,Margaret	7	0
Hong Sok-Yon	7	0
Hunt,Robert	5	0
Izis,Eugene	5	0
Wilkinson,David	5	0
Vickers,Lyndy	4	0
Vickers,Scott	4	0
Bouncy the dog	3	0
Tran,Tino	3	0
Curran,Colette	2	0
Ratner,Jenny	2	0
Midnight Cowboy	2	0
campet,Marc	1	0	Virgin
Carrington,Karl	1	0	Virgin
Carrington,Sophie	1	0	Virgin
Friegenhardt,Ziggi	1	0	Virgin
Iles,India	1	0	Virgin
Iles,Moray	1	0	Virgin
Iles,Noelle	1	0	Virgin
Jun Hyung Cho	1	0	Virgin
Le Thi Manh	1	0	Virgin
Le Thu Anh	1	0	Virgin
Mayo-Smith,Mimi	1	0	Virgin
Mayo-Smith,Mina	1	0	Virgin
Mayo-Smith,My An	1	0	Virgin
Mayo-Smith,Rick	1	0	Virgin
Minogue,Caitlin	1	0	Virgin
Minogue,Laura	1	0	Virgin
Minogue,Paul	1	0	Virgin
Rentro,Matt	1	0	Virgin
Rentro,Sam (Muddy 2-Shoes)	1	0	Virgin
Tram Thi My Duc	1	0	Virgin