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Run No. 599 on Sunday, 29 September 2002
The Septemberfest Hash

Location: Roughly 4 kms from Monkey mountain, but it's a bit hard to tell from that map.
The Run: A to B, two legs, medium short, medium long
Highlights: Good run, well planned.
Lowlights: The Octoberfest Run in September?
Hash Circle: In the absence of our Joint GMs, former GM Wildschwein did the honors with Under Africa filling in as RA and visiting hasher Muddy 2-Shoes giving the run report. Huge number of virgins, most of whom were genuine virgins. Not so many sinners this week - Cesspool and Natasha for sex on the hash; the Koreans for cunning linguistics; Paddle File and Robert for competitive running; and far too many examples of fashion abuse from those who should know better.
Prodigal Hasher: Wellshagged, one of our earliest hashers, returned for one of her occasional visits.
Awards: Postage Stamp (long overdue 75 run shirt), Porn Surfer (75 run shirt), Manual Dexterity (25 run shirt) and Platapussy (Red hareset shirt)
On-on: Gartenstadt Restaurant - German grub

39 Hounds and 20 Virgins vs. Cesspool, Hand Job, Manual Dexterity, Running Pooh and Wildschwein

Runner Runs Haresets Note
Well Shagged 148 6
Deaf Teapot 135 5
Wildschwein 131 23 Hare
Friendly Bank 130 2
False Alarm 127 26
Pencil Dick 126 24
Deadly Night Shade 98 11
Wet Rag 96 11
Hand Job 94 8 Hare
Paddle File 94 5
Sugar Pussy 86 11
Postage Stamp 85 10
EZ Wipe 76 6
Porn Surfer 75 3
Jon of Course 74 7
Under Africa 67 13
Rampaging Pussy The 2nd 62 6
No Balls 60 4
Of Course Not 56 5
No Class 56 1
Spotted Dick 50 3
Lucky Tiger 34 1
Platapussy 31 1
Towellette 31 1
Cesspool 27 1 Hare
Manual Dexterity 25 2 Hare
Dumb Dick 22 6
Bouncy Kitty 21 1
Jockey Shorts 21 1
Duffer 19 1
Running Pooh 18 1 Hare
Kaput 10 1
     Harrington,Margaret 7 0
     Hong Sok-Yon 7 0
     Hunt,Robert 5 0
     Izis,Eugene 5 0
     Wilkinson,David 5 0
     Vickers,Lyndy 4 0
     Vickers,Scott 4 0
     Bouncy the dog 3 0
     Tran,Tino 3 0
     Curran,Colette 2 0
     Ratner,Jenny 2 0
Midnight Cowboy 2 0
     campet,Marc 1 0 Virgin
     Carrington,Karl 1 0 Virgin
     Carrington,Sophie 1 0 Virgin
     Friegenhardt,Ziggi 1 0 Virgin
     Iles,India 1 0 Virgin
     Iles,Moray 1 0 Virgin
     Iles,Noelle 1 0 Virgin
     Jun Hyung Cho 1 0 Virgin
     Le Thi Manh 1 0 Virgin
     Le Thu Anh 1 0 Virgin
     Mayo-Smith,Mimi 1 0 Virgin
     Mayo-Smith,Mina 1 0 Virgin
     Mayo-Smith,My An 1 0 Virgin
     Mayo-Smith,Rick 1 0 Virgin
     Minogue,Caitlin 1 0 Virgin
     Minogue,Laura 1 0 Virgin
     Minogue,Paul 1 0 Virgin
     Rentro,Matt 1 0 Virgin
     Rentro,Sam (Muddy 2-Shoes) 1 0 Virgin
     Tram Thi My Duc 1 0 Virgin