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Run No. 600 on Saturday, 16 November 2002
The SEX Hundred Run

Location: The Volcano, just off the Dalat Highway
The Run: three trails - Idiots, Family Run and Walk. Long, but fantastic.
Highlights: Great run & circle, great party. No disasters to speak of.
Lowlights: We lost Under Africa and some Russian VT Hashers, but they managed to make their way back unaided before the end of the circle.
Hash Circle: Tag team GMs The Tickler, Tonto and Chorizo in charge with Gobbler in her RA regalia and Fucking Genius and African Queen giving the run reports. Many virgins (70 odd, most of them very odd) and visitors; sinners included Tonto, Dumb Dick and Pencil Dick for having pierced body parts; everybody who's Hash Name included a reference to genitalia (most of the Hash, it seems); late arrivals at the Hash Circle (Under Africa and others - see above); Crampon (dobbed in by A Little Stiff - so much for family loyalty) for slashing in public; shameless displays of begging from Five Skin and Amy; and the "Jon Dark Fallen Angel" Award going to Porn Surfer and Wet Spot.
Prodigal Hashers: Rainman and Yippieee emerged from hibernation.
Wanker of the Week: Wet Rag, for achieving new lows in fashion on Friday night. Where on earth did he steal that suit from?
Awards: These were presented on stage at the On-On - Wet Rag, Paddle File and Hand Job (100 run shirts and mugs, with Wet Rag achieving Dinosaurhood), Daddy Warbucks (75 run shirt), African Queen (50 run shirt) and Ice Box and Rooster (25 run shirts)
Namings: Caroline is now Wet Spot, because she managed to find the only wet spot on the entire run and fell into it not once but twice!
On-on: Eurocham Villa, BBQ supplied by Edgewater Restaurant.
Note: Due to the large number of one-off visitors, virgins have not been entered into the stats this week. Sign-ins were chaotic and piecemeal, so if your name isn't listed below, just let Hash Stats know about it. Nicely, of course.

90 Hounds and 0 Virgins vs. Chorizo, Deaf Teapot, False Alarm, Gobbler, Jon of Course, Nutsucker, Paddy Fag, The Tickler, Tonto and Wet Rag

Runner Runs Haresets Note
Rainman 233 15
The Tickler 172 43 Hare
Squealing Pig 172 21
Well Shagged 151 6
Deaf Teapot 142 7 Hare
Wildschwein 138 23
Friendly Bank 137 4
False Alarm 136 28 Hare
Pencil Dick 133 26
Olive Oyl 119 9
Lover of All Known Germs 113 13
Killer of All Known Germs 108 17
Deadly Night Shade 107 12
Paddle File 103 5
Wet Rag 102 12 Hare
Hand Job 100 8
Postage Stamp 92 12
Sugar Pussy 87 11
Yippieee 87 3
Bare-Arse Beaver 85 11
Five Skin 85 7
Chorizo 83 23 Hare
Porn Surfer 82 3
Gobbler 81 23 Hare
EZ Wipe 81 6
Jon of Course 78 8 Hare
Daddy Warbucks 75 0
Under Africa 71 14
Of Course Not 60 5
Spotted Dick 55 3
Mad Hatter 55 0
Supermodel 54 0
African Queen 49 5
Paddy Fag 47 11 Hare
Nutsucker 40 9 Hare
Tonto 40 8 Hare
Platapussy 38 1
Rubber Pussy 37 5
Black Hole 36 2
Cesspool 34 1
TeleTubby 32 1
Fuzz Buster 31 1
Tongue For All 30 2
Dumb Dick 29 7
Manual Dexterity 27 2
Bouncy Kitty 27 1
Rooster 26 0
Ice Box 24 2
Running Pooh 23 1
Little RNG Bear 21 0
Mountain Goat 21 0
Crampon 19 1
Sleepless in Saigon 18 3
Chatterbox 17 0
Bottle Blonde 16 1
Mango Tango 16 0
A Little Stiff 15 1
Kaput 14 2
A Little Limp 14 1
Hot Lips 13 1
     Fels,Bob 11 0
Pussy in Boots 11 0
     Jensen,Nils 10 0
     Vickers,Lyndy 9 0
     Vickers,Scott 9 0
De-laid 8 1
     Vickers,Alex 8 0
     Vickers,Tim 8 0
     Jensen,Josefine 7 0
     Jensen,Mathias 7 0
     Wick,Cicely 7 0
     Wilkinson,David 7 0
     Curran,Colette 6 0
     Jensen,Elisabeth 6 0
     Vickers,Sally 6 0
     East,Anna 5 0
     East,Charlotte 5 0
     East,Gordon 5 0
     East,Sally 5 0
     O'Reilly,Janine 5 0
     Blount,Steve 4 0
     East,Bobby 4 0
     Nguyen,Tony 4 0
     Vickers,Steve 4 0
     David,Julie 3 0
     Lan Anh 3 0
     Nguyen,Lilian 3 0
     Weinz,Hannah 3 0
     Weinz,Joanna 3 0
Wet Spot 3 0
     Chang,Simon 2 0
     Chi,Catherine 2 0
     Christensen,Toby 2 0
     Mackie,Karen 2 0
     Nguyen Phuong Thang 2 0
     Pike,Huong 2 0
     Pike,Robert 2 0
     Warbucks,Grandma 2 0
Hawk 2 0
Motor Sex (VTH3) 2 0