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Location: Up the Army & Factories Road, turn left and go 2.5 kms, turn right and go 2.2 kms, turn right and in 600m
The Run: A to B, two legs (medium long and medium), virgin hashing country
Highlights: Pretty good running country, absolutely no whinging from the hounds which says something.
Lowlights: No rain. Not too hot. Not too long. No one got lost, not even the hares. No disasters at all. In fact. Boring.
Hash Circle: Chorizo's first appearance as JGM, Gobbler as RA with Keglegs and Lover of All Known Germs giving the remarkably accurate and honest run reports. Sinners included Competitive Running from Wildschwein, No Balls and Paddle File (i.e. passing the JGM on a hill); cowardice in the face of baby bulls shown by Dumb Dick and Tonto; sucking up to the Hares by Keglegs and Lover of All Known Germs; Deaf Teapot and False Alarm for having one foot in the grave; The Tickler and Paddle File for chatting up dogs; and dog owners Pencil Dick and Spotted Dick paying for the sins committed by their best friends. Oh, yeah - after all this time, Pencil Dick should know how to do a down-down.
Wanker of the Week: Nutsucker made an effort to earn this prestigious award by getting trashed on Friday night and rendering herself unfit to do a reccie on Saturday. However, Mad Hatter set new standards by falling into mud puddles, wearing her pants on backwards and doing one other thing that Hash Stats isn't game to mention.
Awards: Pencil Dick and Bouncy Kitty with joint family awards (25 hareset mug and 25 run t-shirt respectively), Gobbler got her 75 run shirt and Teletubby got her belated miniature red Hareset shirt.
Namings: Martin finally got named 'Crampon', apparently due to seizures that he had while setting a run a few weeks ago. One down, three to go.
On-on: Gaartenstadt Restaurant.

56 Hounds and 9 Virgins vs. Deaf Teapot, Friendly Bank, Ice Box and Pencil Dick

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Runner	Runs	Haresets	Note
Jon Dark	216	21
The Tickler	170	42
Deaf Teapot	140	6	Hare
Wildschwein	136	23
Friendly Bank	135	3	Hare
False Alarm	134	27
Pencil Dick	131	25	Hare
Olive Oyl	117	9
Lover of All Known Germs	111	13
Deadly Night Shade	105	12
Paddle File	101	5
Hand Job	98	8
Postage Stamp	90	11
Five Skin	84	7
Chorizo	81	22
Porn Surfer	81	3
Gobbler	79	22
No Balls	63	5
No Class	59	2
Mad Hatter	54	0
Spotted Dick	53	3
Supermodel	53	0
Paddy Fag	46	10
Nutsucker	39	8
Tonto	39	7
Lucky Tiger	37	2
Platapussy	36	1
Cesspool	32	1
TeleTubby	31	1
Dumb Dick	27	6
Mu Lan	27	0
Bouncy Kitty	26	1
Ice Box	22	2	Hare
Running Pooh	22	1
Crampon	17	1
Mango Tango	14	0
Kaput	13	2
Middleton,Blake	9	0
Bouncy the dog	8	0
Vickers,Lyndy	7	0
Vickers,Scott	7	0
Vickers,Alex	6	0
Vickers,Tim	6	0
Vickers,Sally	5	0
East,Anna	4	0
East,Charlotte	4	0
East,Gordon	4	0
East,Sally	4	0
East,Bobby	3	0
Gibbs,Barbara	3	0
Vickers,Steve	3	0
Danish Ham	3	0
Turkish Delight	3	0
David,Julie	2	0
Lan Anh	2	0
Nguyen,Lilian	2	0
Nguyen,Tony	2	0
Weinz,Hannah	2	0
Weinz,Joanna	2	0
Keglegs	2	0
Bisset,Robert	1	0	Virgin
Ki An Yeung	1	0	Virgin
Le Lan	1	0	Virgin
Oishi Norie	1	0	Virgin
Oishi Ryohei	1	0	Virgin
Oishi Youske	1	0	Virgin
Pham Quang Vinh	1	0	Virgin
Tran Thi Phuong Hoang	1	0	Virgin