[Previous report][Next report] Run No. 607 on Sunday, 24 November 2002 The Teachers Day Run

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Location: Dong Nai province just past Bien Hoa
The Run: Two legs, A to B, medium and medium.
Highlights: Same area as the last bike hash - been done before but great hashing country. Big turnout this week - last week must haven given people a taste for more...
Lowlights: The Hares lost the down-down site at the end of the run.
Hash Circle: JGM Chorizo in charge, with Squealing Pig as acting RA. Sinners included all the kids for making the teachers' lives hell (the GM called them 'victims' - he obviously doesn't have kids); all the Nordic types for introducing the world to yet another drawback to cybersex; Tonto was dobbed in by General Erection for suffering from 'ex-zachary syndrome' and Paddle File was publicly quizzed by Pencil Dick about a strategically located white spot; and the circle was rounded off by a slightly more active Hash Hymn this week. Now we just have to work on the voices.
Prodigal Hashers: Spillage returned after a two year absence
Wanker of the Week: Postage Stamp, for trying to dampen last week's party atmosphere just so he could get lucky.
On-on: Lemongrass Thai Restaurant

66 Hounds and 9 Virgins vs. African Queen, Steve Blount, Rowley Bucknill, Karen Mackie, Under Africa and Wet Spot

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Runner	Runs	Haresets	Note
Jon Dark	218	21
The Tickler	173	43
Squealing Pig	173	21
Wildschwein	139	23
False Alarm	137	28
Pencil Dick	134	26
Deadly Night Shade	108	12
Paddle File	104	5
Wet Rag	103	12
Postage Stamp	93	12
Sugar Pussy	88	11
Chorizo	84	23
Porn Surfer	83	3
EZ Wipe	82	6
Jon of Course	79	8
Under Africa	72	15	Hare
Slime	62	2
Of Course Not	61	5
Spotted Dick	56	3
African Queen	50	6	Hare
Nutsucker	41	9
Tonto	41	8
General Erection	39	2
Cesspool	35	1
Towellette	34	1
Piglet	32	1
Dumb Dick	30	7
Mu Lan	28	0
Rooster	27	0
Ice Box	25	2
Running Pooh	24	1
Returning Virgin	22	1
Little RNG Bear	22	0
Mountain Goat	22	0
Bottle Blonde	17	1
Mango Tango	17	0
Kaput	15	2
Hot Lips	14	1
Fels,Bob	12	0
Jensen,Nils	11	0
Spillage	10	1
Bouncy the dog	10	0
Vickers,Lyndy	10	0
Wilkinson,David	9	0
Jensen,Josefine	8	0
Jensen,Mathias	8	0
Jensen,Elisabeth	7	0
Blount,Steve	5	1	Hare
Wet Spot	5	1	Hare
Bucknill,Rowley	4	1	Hare
Suzuki,Sara	4	0
Danish Ham	4	0
Smoothie	4	0
Turkish Delight	4	0
Mackie,Karen	3	1	Hare
Nguyen Phuong Thang	3	0
Osborn,Pat	3	0
Carmichael,Jane	2	0
Dixon,Ben	2	0
Harmsen,Frauziska	2	0
Harmsen,Katarina	2	0
Harmsen,Nicoli	2	0
Herniman,Susan	2	0
Mac The Knife	2	0
McAuley,Joan	2	0
Pockett,Helen	2	0
Trinh The Phuong	2	0
Vahtervuo, Juha	2	0
Vahtervuo, Satu	2	0
Vahtervuo, Teemu	2	0
Wynne,Hayley	2	0
Sawtooth	2	0
Bangless	1	0	Virgin
Douglas,Karen	1	0	Virgin
Garril,Nick	1	0	Virgin
Gio,Possi	1	0	Virgin
Harmsen,Alexander	1	0	Virgin
Harmsen,Sabine	1	0	Virgin
Moir,Innes	1	0	Virgin
Waldron,Lou	1	0	Virgin
Welsay,Cheetah Chutah (?)	1	0	Virgin