[Previous report][Next report] Run No. 609 on Sunday, 8 December 2002 The Virgin Mary Goes Skyward

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Location: District 9, somewhere near VN Water World
The Run: A to B, two legs (medium, medium long)
Highlights: This was one of those runs that exist to make the other runs look good.
Lowlights: In fact, it made the other runs look damned good.
Hash Circle: JGM The Tickler in charge, the all-singing, all-dancing Tonto impersonating the RA and Rainman and Genital Proctologist giving the run reports (G.P. in particular struggling to be positive). Sinners included walking Hares Nutsucker and Rooster who managed to break every rule in the Hash book (both written and unwritten); Duffer who managed to attract the attention of a nest of hornets; seasoned Hashers Rainman and Herpes apparently forgot the words to the "on-on" call; and Paddy Fag just for being ugly. And Irish.
Departing Runner: Icebox who is forsaking sunny, tropical Saigon for the frigid wastes of the Arctic Circle.
Wanker of the Week: Icebox, for discarding her angel wings.
Milestones: Nutsucker's tenth hareset
On-on: The Gartenstadt, but we don't know if anybody actually went.

32 Hounds and 3 Virgins vs. Nutsucker, Rooster, The Tickler and Tonto

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Runner	Runs	Haresets	Note
Rainman	235	15
The Tickler	175	44	Hare
Herpes	145	38
Deaf Teapot	144	7
Friendly Bank	139	4
Pencil Dick	136	26
Paddle File	106	5
Postage Stamp	95	13
Yippieee	88	3
Under Africa	74	15
Slime	63	2
African Queen	51	6
Paddy Fag	48	11
Nutsucker	42	10	Hare
Tonto	42	9	Hare
Platapussy	40	1
Genital Proctologist	38	3
Cesspool	37	1
Dumb Dick	32	7
Rooster	29	1	Hare
Ice Box	27	3
Running Pooh	25	1
Jailbait	24	1
Duffer	23	1
Dr Do Little	22	1
Chatterbox	18	0
Kaput	16	2
Fels,Bob	13	0
Bouncy the dog	12	0
Wilkinson,David	11	0
Jensen,Josefine	9	0
Izis,Eugene	8	0
Jensen,Elisabeth	8	0
Blount,Steve	7	1
Vahtervuo, Satu	3	0
Sawtooth	3	0
Hakala,Asta	1	0	Virgin
Hakala,Seppo	1	0	Virgin
Meelker,Gary	1	0	Virgin