[Previous report][Next report] Run No. 611 on Sunday, 22 December 2002 The Christmas Charity Hash

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Location: Highway 1, about 9 kms past the Vung Tau Road, on the right.
The Run: A to A, two legs (long and medium)
Highlights: Santa Claus (bearing a more than superficial resemblence to Wet Rag) paid a visit to the kids at the orphanage.
Lowlights: For a Christmas Hash?
Hash Circle: JGM Chorizo in charge, aided and abetted by RA Gobbler. Unfortunately, Hash Stats waited a week before writing anything down, so any details have long since faded away.
Wanker of the Week: Towellette, mainly because the usual suspects were either absent or wellbehaved for Christmas. Besides, she really wanted to wear the funny hat.
On-on: The Gartenstadt?

50 Hounds and 7 Virgins vs. Deaf Teapot, False Alarm, Sugar Pussy and Wet Rag

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Runner	Runs	Haresets	Note
Rainman	237	15
Squealing Pig	174	21
Deaf Teapot	146	8	Hare
Wildschwein	141	23
Friendly Bank	141	4
False Alarm	140	29	Hare
Pencil Dick	138	26
Drip Dry	116	28
Deadly Night Shade	111	12
Paddle File	108	5
Wet Rag	106	14	Hare
Sugar Pussy	91	13	Hare
Yippieee	89	3
Porn Surfer	86	3
Chorizo	85	23
EZ Wipe	85	6
Gobbler	82	23
Daddy Warbucks	76	0
No Balls	67	5
No Class	62	2
Platapussy	42	1
Lucky Tiger	40	2
Cesspool	39	1
Black Hole	37	2
Towellette	37	2
Venom Sucker	37	1
Dumb Dick	34	7
Rooster	30	1
Mu Lan	30	0
Running Pooh	26	1
Jailbait	25	1
Dr Do Little	23	1
Inky Dick	20	0
Chatterbox	19	0
Kaput	17	2
Bouncy the dog	14	0
Vickers,Lyndy	11	0
Vickers,Scott	10	0
Vickers,Alex	9	0
Vickers,Tim	9	0
Hong Sok-Yon	8	0
Curran,Colette	7	0
Danish Ham	7	0
Vickers,Steve	6	0
Turkish Delight	6	0
David,Julie	5	0
Nguyen Phuong Thang	5	0
Christensen,Toby	4	0
De Paule,Andy	4	0
Bath,Ann	2	0
Bath,Blair	2	0
Oishi Norie	2	0
Oishi Ryohei	2	0
Oishi Youske	2	0
Bukowska,Yaga (Footloose)	1	0	Virgin
Chang Eun Sook	1	0	Virgin
Davenall,Aiden (Periodical)	1	0	Virgin
McBean,Laurel	1	0	Virgin
Naito Saya	1	0	Virgin
Siepmann,Dieter (Gigolo)	1	0	Virgin
Wick,Norman	1	0	Virgin