[Previous report][Next report] Run No. 613 on Sunday, 5 January 2003 The Pain in the Woods Run

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Location: Song May River area, on the Tri An Dam road
The Run: A to B, 3 legs (medium, medium and medium rare)
Highlights: Watching the sunset from the hill on the third leg.
Lowlights: The distance from town + late start + long run led to a finish in the dark.
Hash Circle: JGM The Tickler in charge with RA Gobbler in the funny clothes and hat. This week's sinners included all the quacks (to help Fuzzbuster with her 'problem'), Jon Dark and Duffer (hornet abuse) and all the Danes (for their Swedish Chef impersonations).
Wanker of the Week: Trouser Snake, for losing most of the pack before the run even started. Not bad for a Virgin Hare - we can expect great things from the boy, methinks.
Quote of the Week: Fuzzbuster, with "I'm not sure I'm a woman." A large number of male Hashers volunteered to reassure her.
Awards: Daddy Warbucks (75 run shirt), Duffer and Jailbait (25 run shirts), and Fuzzbuster (red Hare shirt)
Namings: Toby and Colette are henceforth Trouser Snake and Good Time Girl respectively.
On-on: Some Vietnamese dive near False Alarm's house. Cheap.

30 Hounds and 13 Virgins vs. Deaf Teapot, False Alarm, Sugar Pussy, Towellette, Trouser Snake and Wet Rag

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Runner	Runs	Haresets	Note
Rainman	238	15
Jon Dark	220	21
The Tickler	177	45
Deaf Teapot	147	9	Hare
Wildschwein	143	23
False Alarm	142	30	Hare
Friendly Bank	142	4
Pencil Dick	140	27
Deep Look	131	3
Deadly Night Shade	112	12
Paddle File	110	5
Wet Rag	108	15	Hare
Sugar Pussy	92	14	Hare
EZ Wipe	87	6
Porn Surfer	87	3
Chorizo	86	23
Gobbler	83	23
Daddy Warbucks	77	0
Platapussy	43	1
General Erection	41	2
Towellette	39	3	Hare
Fuzz Buster	32	1
Mu Lan	32	0
Duffer	26	1
Jailbait	26	1
Dr Do Little	24	1
Bouncy the dog	16	1
Danish Ham	9	0
Good Time Girl	8	0
Smoothie	7	0
Turkish Delight	7	0
Trouser Snake	5	1	Hare
De Paule,Andy	5	0
Sprenger,Paul	5	0
Buurman,Joost	2	0
Tan,Karen	2	0
Buixelles,Alain	1	0	Virgin
Duek,Lisa	1	0	Virgin
Hoang Phan Minh Nhat	1	0	Virgin
Le Noel,Christina	1	0	Virgin
Nguyen Thi Thanh Van	1	0	Virgin
Rice,Denise	1	0	Virgin
Sprenger,Shirley	1	0	Virgin
Weldon,Evie	1	0	Virgin
Weldon,John	1	0	Virgin
Weldon,Louise	1	0	Virgin
Weldon,Peter	1	0	Virgin
Weldon,Phuong	1	0	Virgin
Yirina,Gary	1	0	Virgin