[Previous report][Next report] Run No. 616 on Sunday, 26 January 2003 The Aussie Day Run

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Location: Vung Tau Road, between the tollbooth and Lo Tha Milk
The Run: A to B, two legs (long and medium)
Highlights: The Tickler and Dumb Dick receiving dogtags to avoid a repeat of last week's excursion.
Lowlights: Not one single car hasher could read a map properly. Nor could the hares on the bus.
Hash Circle: JGM Chorizo in charge, supported by RA Gobbler. Sinners included all the Aussies (3 of them!); Dumb Dick (sweet sixteen and numerous other sins); the Tran sisters (raping, looting and pillaging); Wet Rag and Postage Stamp (something kinky involving a stick and bottoms); and hares Postage Stamp and Kaput for managing to keep their feet dry.
Wanker of the Week: The Tickler, for his stirling job of going where no Hasher has gone before.
Awards: Black hareshirts for Jon Of Course and Deaf Teapot, Red hareshirts for Trouser Snake and Funky Monkey, 75 run shirt for Under Africa and 25 run shirt for Mountain Goat
Milestones: Deaf Teapot's 150th run
Namings: Flatliner (formerly Steve with his strap-on heart-beat monitor) and Micropricked (who came of second best after an encounter with a thorn bush)
On-on: Design Restaurant, French fodder

49 Hounds and 9 Virgins vs. Chatterbox, Dumb Dick, Kaput, Pencil Dick and Postage Stamp

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Runner	Runs	Haresets	Note
Jon Dark	222	21
The Tickler	180	45
Deaf Teapot	150	10
False Alarm	144	31
Pencil Dick	143	29	Hare
Tall Red	125	5
Deadly Night Shade	113	12
Wet Rag	111	16
Hand Job	104	8
Postage Stamp	97	14	Hare
Chorizo	89	24
Gobbler	86	24
Jon of Course	82	10
Under Africa	77	15
Slime	66	2
Rampaging Pussy The 2nd	63	6
Spotted Dick	60	3
African Queen	53	6
Paddy Fag	50	11
Cesspool	42	1
Venom Sucker	40	1
Dumb Dick	38	9	Hare
Rooster	34	1
Running Pooh	28	1
Little RNG Bear	26	0
Mountain Goat	25	0
Chatterbox	21	1	Hare
Mango Tango	21	0
Kaput	19	3	Hare
Vickers,Lyndy	14	0
Jensen,Nils	13	0
Vickers,Alex	11	0
Flatliner	10	1
Funky Monkey	9	1
Wet Spot	9	1
Jensen,Elisabeth	9	0
Wick,Cicely	9	0
Smoothie	9	0
Vickers,Sally	8	0
Micropricked	7	1
David,Julie	7	0
Lotus Bottom	7	0
Trouser Snake	6	1
Osborn,Pat	6	0
Mackie,Karen	4	1
Oishi Norie	4	0
Oishi Ryohei	4	0
Oishi Youske	4	0
Handsome the dog	3	0
Hawk	3	0
Higashi Maika	2	0
Higashi Satsuko	2	0
Higashi Yuken	2	0
Tran Ti Vi	2	0
Christensen,John	1	0	Virgin
Duff,Rachael	1	0	Virgin
Minh the kid	1	0	Virgin
Parham,Chris	1	0	Virgin
Tran Adam	1	0	Virgin
Tran Anh	1	0	Virgin
Tran Tam	1	0	Virgin
Tran Tu	1	0	Virgin
Watts,Andy	1	0	Virgin