[Previous report][Next report] Run No. 618 on Sunday, 9 February 2003 The G-Day Run

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Location: Vung Tau Road 6.6 kms, LHS and in 4 kms or so.
The Run: A to B, two legs (medium and medium long)
Highlights: A river crossing at the start of the run set the whingers going straight away.
Lowlights: The Tickler, autohashing? What is the Hash coming to?
Hash Circle: JGM Tonto (our False Alarm look-alike) reaching new lows in bad taste, ably assisted by our work-experience RA Gobbler, with Trouser Snake doing the run report. Plenty of sinners, including Postage Stamp and Kaput (sex on the Hash - a very disturbing image comes to mind here); Crampon and Bottle Blonde for abandoning the kids; Mossy Crotch, Fur Eater, Good Time Girl, Trousersnake and Sleepless in Saigon for assorted crimes against humanity, the details of which have escaped me.
Hash Spies: Water Rat and Alex from Vung Tau H3
Wanker of the Week: Deaf Teapot, for bailing out of the second leg of the runners' trail and joining the walkers. His excuse? "That horn is bloody hard to blow!"
Awards: Dr Do Little's 25 run shirt, Gobbler and Chorizo's matching pornographic 25 hareset mugs.
On-on: The Pacific, Le Thanh Ton
Note: Stats are only partly updated, pending arrival of the car sign in sheets.

48 Hounds and 2 Virgins vs. African Queen, Chorizo, Gobbler and Under Africa

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Runner	Runs	Haresets	Note
Rainman	241	15
Jon Dark	223	21
The Tickler	182	46
Deaf Teapot	152	10
Herpes	147	39
False Alarm	146	31
Wildschwein	146	23
Friendly Bank	146	4
Pencil Dick	145	29
Olive Oyl	120	9
Deadly Night Shade	114	12
Wet Rag	112	16
Paddle File	112	5
Postage Stamp	98	14
Chorizo	90	25	Hare
Porn Surfer	89	3
EZ Wipe	88	6
Gobbler	87	25	Hare
Under Africa	79	17	Hare
Spotted Dick	61	3
African Queen	55	8	Hare
Paddy Fag	52	12
Nutsucker	46	10
Tonto	46	10
General Erection	44	2
Platapussy	44	1
Towellette	41	3
Dumb Dick	40	9
Mu Lan	35	0
Jailbait	27	1
Mountain Goat	26	0
Dr Do Little	25	1
Crampon	21	1
Kaput	20	3
Sleepless in Saigon	19	3
Bottle Blonde	18	1
Mossy Crotch	14	1
Jensen,Nils	14	0
Fur Eater	12	1
Jensen,Josefine	11	0
Wet Spot	10	1
Jensen,Elisabeth	10	0
Mr Smoothie	10	0
Good Time Girl	9	0
Trouser Snake	8	1
Osborn,Pat	7	0
Koller,Mark	5	0
Tran Ti Vi	4	0
Tran Adam	3	0
Tran Anh	3	0
Hunt,Brandon	2	0
Hunt,Shaun	2	0
Moroz, Sergey (Water Rat)	1	0	Virgin
Shmakov, Alex (VTH3)	1	0	Virgin