[Previous report][Next report] Run No. 638 on Sunday, 1 June 2003 The "Herpes Got Lost - Again!" Hash

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North, of the city, just off Highway 13. Two medium legs, lots of rubbish, pottery factories and interesting smells. The run was originally titled "The Herpes-Got-Lost Run" to commemorate an event at the same site some three years ago. Herpes distinguished himself by getting lost again. All present agreed that this was a stunning achievement, although Paddy Fag nearly overshadowed it by waiting for the Hash Bus on the wrong side of the city.
This is the first of our first-Saturday-of-the-month-is-a-Hash-day runs.

33 Hounds and 8 Virgins vs.
African Queen, The Tickler and Under Africa
(Total attendance: 44 Hashers)

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Runner	Runs	Haresets	Note
The Tickler	198	52	Hare
Deaf Teapot	171	11
Friendly Bank	165	5
Pencil Dick	160	29
Herpes	154	42
Paddle File	129	7
Wet Rag	126	19
Hand Job	115	9
Postage Stamp	112	15
Chorizo	105	27
Gobbler	102	27
Sugar Pussy	102	19
Porn Surfer	98	4
Under Africa	96	22	Hare
African Queen	68	15	Hare
Paddy Fag	66	16
Nutsucker	59	12
Tonto	58	13
Cesspool	56	5
Dumb Dick	54	9
Platapussy	54	1
General Erection	51	3
Genital Proctologist	44	3
Running Pooh	36	1
Flatliner	20	3
Funky Monkey	17	1
Wedgie	13	1
Overdrive	12	0
Pippi Longstockings	8	1
Viljoen,Channing	4	0
Viljoen,Chantal	4	0
Viljoen,Owen	4	0
Viljoen,Taytum	4	0
Keglegs	4	0
Ennis,Karie	2	0
Shadwell,Sofie Li	2	0
Bisset,Robert	1	0	Virgin
Burgess,Kim	1	0	Virgin
Burgess,Rod	1	0	Virgin
Rouse,Chris	1	0	Virgin
Rouse,Jarrod (Spliff Jr)	1	0	Virgin
Suter,Bob (Gunnawhorear)	1	0	Virgin
Master Crater	1	0	Virgin
Super Slag	1	0	Virgin