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Run No. 648 on Sunday, 10 August 2003
The Lost Last Leg Run

Location: Hwy 13, 21 kms from CoD starting from the Phi Long Hotel
The Run: A to A (the Hares lied), two legs (medium and bloody short!)
Highlights: Scenic, not too muddy
Lowlights: Massive SNAFU with the second leg, so the runners gave up and headed straight for the beer.
Hash Circle: The Tickler presiding, with Squealing Pig doing the RA bit, and Runny Yolk and Tadpole giving the run reports. Heinous crimes committed this week included numerous impersonators (Wet Rag impersonators, Yassir Arafat impersonators, female impersonators), warmongers (Yanks and Poms), plus the usual sitters, squatters, whingers and the sexually impoverished.
Wanker of the Week: Kaput, for getting the pack lost on the second leg.
Quote of the Week: Fuzz Buster, with "I'll come if you come."
Awards: Nada
On-on: Pacific Restaurant

31 Hounds and 5 Virgins vs. Kaput and Pencil Dick

Runner Runs Haresets Note
The Tickler 207 54
Squealing Pig 183 22
Deaf Teapot 180 11
Friendly Bank 174 5
Pencil Dick 167 32 Hare
Wet Rag 135 20
Olive Oyl 125 9
Sugar Pussy 106 20
Paddy Fag 72 17
Cesspool 65 7
Dumb Dick 60 11
Towellette 59 4
Platapussy 59 2
Black Pudding 55 3
Pudding Head 52 2
Rice Pudding 51 2
Duffer 49 1
Loretta 48 1
Running Pooh 44 2
Fuzz Buster 37 1
Jailbait 36 2
Dr Do Little 35 2
Kaput 31 4 Hare
Funky Monkey 23 3
Ball Slapper 22 2
     Nguyen Thu Lan 15 0
Bush Doctor 11 0
Super Slag 10 2
     O'Reilly,Janine 7 0
Donald 6 0
Thumb Princess 6 0
Watermelon 6 0
Red Fox 3 0
     Allesborg,Willi 1 0 Virgin
     Dinh Thi Thu Ha 1 0 Virgin
     Nardi,Lisa 1 0 Virgin
     Pereira,Pascale (Tadpole) 1 0 Virgin
     Trinh Thi My Chau 1 0 Virgin