[Previous report][Next report] Run No. 648 on Sunday, 10 August 2003 The Lost Last Leg Run

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Location: Hwy 13, 21 kms from CoD starting from the Phi Long Hotel
The Run: A to A (the Hares lied), two legs (medium and bloody short!)
Highlights: Scenic, not too muddy
Lowlights: Massive SNAFU with the second leg, so the runners gave up and headed straight for the beer.
Hash Circle: The Tickler presiding, with Squealing Pig doing the RA bit, and Runny Yolk and Tadpole giving the run reports. Heinous crimes committed this week included numerous impersonators (Wet Rag impersonators, Yassir Arafat impersonators, female impersonators), warmongers (Yanks and Poms), plus the usual sitters, squatters, whingers and the sexually impoverished.
Wanker of the Week: Kaput, for getting the pack lost on the second leg.
Quote of the Week: Fuzz Buster, with "I'll come if you come."
Awards: Nada
On-on: Pacific Restaurant

31 Hounds and 5 Virgins vs. Kaput and Pencil Dick

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Runner	Runs	Haresets	Note
The Tickler	207	54
Squealing Pig	183	22
Deaf Teapot	180	11
Friendly Bank	174	5
Pencil Dick	167	32	Hare
Wet Rag	135	20
Olive Oyl	125	9
Sugar Pussy	106	20
Paddy Fag	72	17
Cesspool	65	7
Dumb Dick	60	11
Towellette	59	4
Platapussy	59	2
Black Pudding	55	3
Pudding Head	52	2
Rice Pudding	51	2
Duffer	49	1
Loretta	48	1
Running Pooh	44	2
Fuzz Buster	37	1
Jailbait	36	2
Dr Do Little	35	2
Kaput	31	4	Hare
Funky Monkey	23	3
Ball Slapper	22	2
Nguyen Thu Lan	15	0
Bush Doctor	11	0
Super Slag	10	2
O'Reilly,Janine	7	0
Donald	6	0
Thumb Princess	6	0
Watermelon	6	0
Red Fox	3	0
Allesborg,Willi	1	0	Virgin
Dinh Thi Thu Ha	1	0	Virgin
Nardi,Lisa	1	0	Virgin
Pereira,Pascale (Tadpole)	1	0	Virgin
Trinh Thi My Chau	1	0	Virgin