[Previous report][Next report] Run No. 649 on Sunday, 17 August 2003 The "Where's My San Miguel?" Hash

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Location: Vung Tau highway, opposite the Lo Tha dairy
The Run: A to B, two legs (medium-long and short)
Highlights: Mostly new country (for the first leg, anyway), lots of friendly affectionate insects.
Lowlights: See The Hashit.
Hash Circle: Hizzoner The Tickler in charge, with Squealing Pig filling the RA's dainty shoes this week. Lots of virgins and sinners, including all the Canadians for blacking out large slices of the USA, Wet Rag for whinging (again?!), Tadpole and Dumb Dick for silent running, most of the women for slashing, Thomas for smoking, and the Hares for crimes against humanity in general and Hashing in particular.
Wanker of the Week: Paddy Fag, who may as well keep the Wanker Hat. See The Hashit.
The Hashit: Paddy Fag, by unanimous acclaim. Not only did we not get any San Mig to drink this week (in spite of Paddy Fag organising the sponsorship), as hare he set the Circle up on a truck access road which meant the circle had to be stopped every five minutes to let another truck go through. Also, somebody pointed out that the San Mig cans are 10% smaller than the ones that the old piss came in.
Quote of the Week: Platapussy, who was overheard to say, "I had to come alone for three weeks"
Awards: Still waiting for the return of Deadly Nightshade, our Haberdasher, who has the award t-shirts locked up with her unmentionables.
Milestones: Duffer's 50th run and Wet Spot's 25th run.
On-on: two of them this week - go figure. The Underground and some place near the Riverside .

31 Hounds and 7 Virgins vs. Deaf Teapot, Friendly Bank, Paddy Fag and Platapussy

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Runner	Runs	Haresets	Note
The Tickler	208	54
Squealing Pig	184	22
Deaf Teapot	181	12	Hare
Friendly Bank	175	6	Hare
Pencil Dick	168	32
Wet Rag	136	20
Paddle File	136	8
Olive Oyl	126	9
Hand Job	122	10
Sugar Pussy	107	20
Paddy Fag	73	18	Hare
Cesspool	66	7
Dumb Dick	61	11
Towellette	60	4
Platapussy	60	3	Hare
General Erection	54	3
Duffer	50	1
Loretta Bastos	49	1
Mu Lan	48	0
Running Pooh	45	2
Piglet	38	1
Rooster	35	1
Bouncy Kitty	30	1
Wet Spot	25	4
Funky Monkey	24	3
Ball Slapper	23	2
Pippi Longstockings	11	1
O'Reilly,Janiene	8	0
Donald	7	0
Kim Chi	7	0
Thumb Princess	7	0
Watermelon	7	0
Master Crater	6	0
Red Fox	4	0
Tadpole	2	0
de Foucaud,Alice	1	0	Virgin
de Foucaud,Pauline	1	0	Virgin
de Foucaud,Solena	1	0	Virgin
de Foucaud,Thomas	1	0	Virgin
Fonda,Lauren (Fonda....whatever)	1	0	Virgin
Tran Tong Nghia	1	0	Virgin
Trinh Thi Hong Phuong	1	0	Virgin