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Run No. 651 on Sunday, 31 August 2003
The Hash Promotion Run

Location: Off the Tri An Dam road
The Run: A to B, three legs (medium, short and long), with a soggy third leg thanks to the rain.
Highlights: The promotion worked well in spite of many people having a long weekend - lots of juicy virgins to sacrifice to the Hash Gods.
Lowlights: Paddle File offered to cavity search everyone on the bus.
Hash Circle: Joint performance between The Tickler and Tonto, with Paddy Fag providing the religion. Once again, we had the circle in the middle of a road leading to regular disruptions due to passing traffic. Nonstop drizzle until the end of the circle.
Prodigal Hasher: Donkey Bollocks returned after a four-year absence
Wanker of the Week: Postage Stamp was the obvious choice, since he had his hand strapped up.
Quote of the Week: Good Time Girl, who was in fine form this week. Her psychologist must be working on a classic case study.
Milestones: Paddy Fag staggered, stumbled and lurched his way to 75 runs.
Awards: The backlog was (mostly) cleared up with the return of Deadly Nightshade
On-on: at La Villa again - Vietnamese grub. Good turn out.

47 Hounds and 15 Virgins vs.
Cesspool, Paddy Fag, Running Pooh, Sugar Pussy, Towellette, Wet Rag and Wet Spot
(Total attendance: 69 Hashers)

Runner Runs Haresets Note
The Tickler 210 54
Squealing Pig 186 23
Deaf Teapot 183 12
Friendly Bank 177 6
Pencil Dick 169 32
Herpes 160 44
False Alarm 157 33
Wet Rag 138 22 Hare
Paddle File 138 8
Olive Oyl 128 9
Deadly Night Shade 124 12
Hand Job 124 10
Postage Stamp 117 15
Sugar Pussy 108 21 Hare
Donkey Bollocks 108 13
Porn Surfer 103 4
Under Africa 99 23
Paddy Fag 75 20 Hare
Cesspool 68 9 Hare
Nutsucker 66 13
Tonto 64 15
Platapussy 62 3
Towellette 61 5 Hare
Black Pudding 56 3
General Erection 56 3
Pudding Head 53 2
Rice Pudding 52 2
Duffer 51 1
Running Pooh 47 4 Hare
Genital Proctologist 46 3
Dr Do Little 36 2
Bouncy Kitty 31 1
Wet Spot 27 6 Hare
Push-Up 27 0
Funky Monkey 26 3
Flatliner 22 3
Trouser Snake 21 4
Good Time Girl 19 2
Pippi Longstockings 13 1
Super Slag 12 2
Cheap Date 10 0
Donald 9 0
Kim Chi 9 0
Thumb Princess 9 0
Watermelon 9 0
     McGoldrick,Louise 6 0
Red Fox 6 0
Runny Yolk 5 0
     Tran Thi Hanh 3 0
     Tran Tong Nghia 3 0
Tadpole 3 0
     Nardi,Lisa 2 0
     Trinh Thi Hong Phuong 2 0
Fonda Suckin' 2 0
     Dang Kim Thanh 1 0 Virgin
     Ford,Emma 1 0 Virgin
     Greenberg,Dean 1 0 Virgin
     Greenberg,Susan 1 0 Virgin
     Ho Thuy Nga 1 0 Virgin
     Hoang De Phuong 1 0 Virgin
     Kane,Jim (Nutcracker) 1 0 Virgin
     Konig,Janise 1 0 Virgin
     Lary,Debra 1 0 Virgin
     Nikolay 1 0 Virgin
     Pervak,Sergiy 1 0 Virgin
     Rogan,Jo 1 0 Virgin
     Sarney,Tim 1 0 Virgin
     Strommer,Judith 1 0 Virgin
     Toesca,Pascale 1 0 Virgin