[Previous report][Next report] Run No. 651 on Sunday, 31 August 2003 The Hash Promotion Run

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Location: Off the Tri An Dam road
The Run: A to B, three legs (medium, short and long), with a soggy third leg thanks to the rain.
Highlights: The promotion worked well in spite of many people having a long weekend - lots of juicy virgins to sacrifice to the Hash Gods.
Lowlights: Paddle File offered to cavity search everyone on the bus.
Hash Circle: Joint performance between The Tickler and Tonto, with Paddy Fag providing the religion. Once again, we had the circle in the middle of a road leading to regular disruptions due to passing traffic. Nonstop drizzle until the end of the circle.
Prodigal Hasher: Donkey Bollocks returned after a four-year absence
Wanker of the Week: Postage Stamp was the obvious choice, since he had his hand strapped up.
Quote of the Week: Good Time Girl, who was in fine form this week. Her psychologist must be working on a classic case study.
Milestones: Paddy Fag staggered, stumbled and lurched his way to 75 runs.
Awards: The backlog was (mostly) cleared up with the return of Deadly Nightshade
On-on: at La Villa again - Vietnamese grub. Good turn out.

47 Hounds and 15 Virgins vs.
Cesspool, Paddy Fag, Running Pooh, Sugar Pussy, Towellette, Wet Rag and Wet Spot
(Total attendance: 69 Hashers)

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Runner	Runs	Haresets	Note
The Tickler	210	54
Squealing Pig	186	23
Deaf Teapot	183	12
Friendly Bank	177	6
Pencil Dick	169	32
Herpes	160	44
False Alarm	157	33
Wet Rag	138	22	Hare
Paddle File	138	8
Olive Oyl	128	9
Deadly Night Shade	124	12
Hand Job	124	10
Postage Stamp	117	15
Sugar Pussy	108	21	Hare
Donkey Bollocks	108	13
Porn Surfer	103	4
Under Africa	99	23
Paddy Fag	75	20	Hare
Cesspool	68	9	Hare
Nutsucker	66	13
Tonto	64	15
Platapussy	62	3
Towellette	61	5	Hare
Black Pudding	56	3
General Erection	56	3
Pudding Head	53	2
Rice Pudding	52	2
Duffer	51	1
Running Pooh	47	4	Hare
Genital Proctologist	46	3
Dr Do Little	36	2
Bouncy Kitty	31	1
Wet Spot	27	6	Hare
Push-Up	27	0
Funky Monkey	26	3
Flatliner	22	3
Trouser Snake	21	4
Good Time Girl	19	2
Pippi Longstockings	13	1
Super Slag	12	2
Cheap Date	10	0
Donald	9	0
Kim Chi	9	0
Thumb Princess	9	0
Watermelon	9	0
McGoldrick,Louise	6	0
Red Fox	6	0
Runny Yolk	5	0
Tran Thi Hanh	3	0
Tran Tong Nghia	3	0
Tadpole	3	0
Nardi,Lisa	2	0
Trinh Thi Hong Phuong	2	0
Fonda Suckin'	2	0
Dang Kim Thanh	1	0	Virgin
Ford,Emma	1	0	Virgin
Greenberg,Dean	1	0	Virgin
Greenberg,Susan	1	0	Virgin
Ho Thuy Nga	1	0	Virgin
Hoang De Phuong	1	0	Virgin
Kane,Jim (Nutcracker)	1	0	Virgin
Konig,Janise	1	0	Virgin
Lary,Debra	1	0	Virgin
Nikolay	1	0	Virgin
Pervak,Sergiy	1	0	Virgin
Rogan,Jo	1	0	Virgin
Sarney,Tim	1	0	Virgin
Strommer,Judith	1	0	Virgin
Toesca,Pascale	1	0	Virgin