[Previous report][Next report] Run No. 656 on Sunday, 21 September 2003 Another Slightly Soggy Sunday Run

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Location: Somewhere north of the city past the Korean Highway, finishing up along the banks of the great green greasy Saigon River
The Run: A to B, two legs (medium and long). Not many checks. Nonstop drizzle
Highlights: Trail was well laid.
Lowlights: Nobody else got laid.
Hash Circle: The Tickler and Tonto presiding over the circle in a particularly incoherant way, with Paddy Fag doing the religion. Visiting hashers Steel Ball and Urine did the run reports. Sinners included Herpes, Squealing Pig and Pencil Dick for autohashing (giving some of the weakst excuses ever heard in a hash), all of the French paying penance for their country's crimes (in the absence of anybody actually coming from France, the French were represented by everybody who could speak that barbaric language), plus hordes of leakers, squatters, sex fiends (Chad and Larry making a particularly striking couple) and anybody who annoyed the JGM's in any way (there were a lot of those!).
Hash Spies: Urine (S&MH3, Isle of Man), Steel Ball (Islamabad H3)
Wanker of the Week: African Queen, for achieving the unique double of getting lost while scouting the run and again while guiding the walkers.
Awards: Under Africa (100 run t-shirt AND 25 hareset mug) and Cesspool (black 10-hareset shirt)
On-on: Damned fine Indian food at the Tandoor Restaurant.

31 Hounds and 4 Virgins vs.
African Queen, The Tickler and Under Africa
(Total attendance: 38 Hashers)

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Runner	Runs	Haresets	Note
The Tickler	211	55	Hare
Squealing Pig	189	24
Deaf Teapot	184	12
Friendly Bank	178	6
Pencil Dick	171	32
Herpes	161	44
Paddle File	142	8
Hand Job	126	10
Porn Surfer	104	4
Under Africa	101	25	Hare
Paddy Fag	79	21
African Queen	72	18	Hare
Cesspool	72	11
Spotted Dick	70	3
Slime	70	2
Tonto	68	15
Platapussy	66	3
Loretta Bastos	50	1
Piglet	39	1
Funky Monkey	28	3
Trouser Snake	23	5
Flatliner	23	3
Good Time Girl	21	3
Donald	10	0
Kim Chi	10	0
Thumb Princess	10	0
Watermelon	10	0
Runny Yolk	9	0
Red Fox	7	0
Tran Tong Nghia	5	0
Woofter	4	0
Ford,Emma	3	0
Sarney,Tim	3	0
Montaban,Chad	2	0
Jackson,John (Urine)	1	0	Virgin
Kassell,Mike (Steel Ball)	1	0	Virgin
Sau,Sabrina	1	0	Virgin
Sebring,Larry	1	0	Virgin