[Previous report][Next report] Run No. 657 on Sunday, 28 September 2003 The One-legged Mad Monk Run

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Location: Off the Vung Tau Highway.
The Run: A to A, either two medium legs or one very long leg depending on how you define "leg"
Highlights: This is a nice area for Hashing. The hares' dire predictions of neck-deep puddles, washed-away paper, etc came to naught.
Lowlights: No water stop, because the road to the water stop site had turned into a quagmire.
Hash Spy: Eggs Bin Dicked from the Shanghai H3 (Runny Yolk's other half)
Hash Refugees: Boat people. Heaps of them.
Prodigal Hasher: Killer Of All Known Germs is back in town!
Hash Circle: Chorizo as GM, with Gobbler doing that old time religion. Killer Of All Known Germs and Eggs Bin Dicked gave the run reports; heaps of virgins including the Boat People (refugees from a floating bordello masquerading as an educational (Yeah, right!) cruise) were welcomed; plenty of sinners, including Paddle File for getting lost at the start by running the wrong way, fashion abuse from Hand Job, Kim Dung and others, soilers of the soil, the hares for their sins; and all the Aussies because the Australian Consulate refuse to supply shreddie to a Russian Hare on the grounds that it contained "classified material".
Wanker of the Week: Postage Stamp for making excuses for the crap run before it even began.
On-on: Some place near the Legend that serves "Russian barbecue". Poor Russians. No wonder the country's in a mess.

23 Hounds and 13 Virgins vs.
Hand Job, Kim Dung, Pippi Longstockings, Postage Stamp and Nikolay Shimanovsky
(Total attendance: 41 Hashers)

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Runner	Runs	Haresets	Note
Deaf Teapot	185	12
Friendly Bank	179	6
Pencil Dick	172	32
Paddle File	143	8
Wet Rag	141	24
Hand Job	127	11	Hare
Postage Stamp	119	16	Hare
Chorizo	113	27
Killer of All Known Germs	111	17
Gobbler	110	27
Porn Surfer	105	4
Cesspool	73	11
Platapussy	67	3
Duffer	52	1
Loretta Bastos	51	1
Kaput	34	4
Trouser Snake	24	5
Pippi Longstockings	14	2	Hare
Wick,Cicely	14	0
Runny Yolk	10	0
Woofter	5	0
Ford,Emma	4	0
Sarney,Tim	4	0
Shimanovsky,Nikolay	3	1	Hare
Montaban,Chad	3	0
Chau,Sabrina	2	0
Nutcracker	2	0
Kim Dung	1	1	Hare
Ades,Josh	1	0	Virgin
Climic,Steve	1	0	Virgin
Eggs Bin Dicked (Shanghai H3)	1	0	Virgin
Holics,Michael	1	0	Virgin
Mason,Maraka	1	0	Virgin
Paulsen,Ria	1	0	Virgin
Paulsen,Ricco	1	0	Virgin
Penn,Zach	1	0	Virgin
Reams,Matt	1	0	Virgin
Sarney,Erica	1	0	Virgin
Vandelay,Jeff	1	0	Virgin
Wilson,Amanda	1	0	Virgin
Yong Ho Han	1	0	Virgin